CT LIX: Return of the Megathread

Dr Aki · Post #4521 » by **Dr Aki** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:23 am

Gek wrote:got a job offer today for the exact role i wanted and have been holding out for and $15k raise over what i was making. i'm pretty happy.

NICE!

Sofa King · Post #4522 » by **Sofa King** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:16 am

Gek wrote:got a job offer today for the exact role i wanted and have been holding out for and $15k raise over what i was making. i'm pretty happy.

Can I borrow some money?

Gek · Post #4523 » by **Gek** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:25 pm

Sofa King wrote:
Gek wrote:got a job offer today for the exact role i wanted and have been holding out for and $15k raise over what i was making. i'm pretty happy.

Can I borrow some money?

can you buy thailand with that money and make me crowned prince?

ak7 · Post #4524 » by **ak7** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:46 pm

Gek wrote:got a job offer today for the exact role i wanted and have been holding out for and $15k raise over what i was making. i'm pretty happy.

i'd like a grant to help pay for my gfs fake boobies if you wouldn't mind helping fund that?

Gek · Post #4525 » by **Gek** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:10 pm

ak7 wrote:
Gek wrote:got a job offer today for the exact role i wanted and have been holding out for and $15k raise over what i was making. i'm pretty happy.

i'd like a grant to help pay for my gfs fake boobies if you wouldn't mind helping fund that?

will I get the first test run? i'm a natural guy but i know the docs out there in cali do good work.

Sofa King · Post #4526 » by **Sofa King** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:27 pm

Gek wrote:
Sofa King wrote:
Gek wrote:got a job offer today for the exact role i wanted and have been holding out for and $15k raise over what i was making. i'm pretty happy.

Can I borrow some money?

can you buy thailand with that money and make me crowned prince?

Sure, as long as you give me enough.

ak7 · Post #4527 » by **ak7** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:47 pm

Gek wrote:
ak7 wrote:
Gek wrote:got a job offer today for the exact role i wanted and have been holding out for and $15k raise over what i was making. i'm pretty happy.

i'd like a grant to help pay for my gfs fake boobies if you wouldn't mind helping fund that?

will I get the first test run? i'm a natural guy but i know the docs out there in cali do good work.

she likes her salad tossed, if you're good with that.. you're in man.

Gek · Post #4528 » by **Gek** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:28 pm

ak7 wrote:
Gek wrote:
ak7 wrote:
i'd like a grant to help pay for my gfs fake boobies if you wouldn't mind helping fund that?

will I get the first test run? i'm a natural guy but i know the docs out there in cali do good work.

she likes her salad tossed, if you're good with that.. you're in man.

why is she getting tit implants on her ass? good on your for the pooper love. i'd need to witness the cleaning in a shower first before my mouth travels past the Taint Truce Line.

Wavy Q · Post #4529 » by **Wavy Q** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:57 pm

**** who dont eat ass are liars

ak7 · Post #4530 » by **ak7** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:09 pm

Gek wrote:
ak7 wrote:
Gek wrote:
will I get the first test run? i'm a natural guy but i know the docs out there in cali do good work.

she likes her salad tossed, if you're good with that.. you're in man.

why is she getting tit implants on her ass? good on your for the pooper love. i'd need to witness the cleaning in a shower first before my mouth travels past the Taint Truce Line.

she isn't, I was just giving you a heads up on what she liked so it would be more enjoyable for the both of you post-op.

and dude, embrace a little flavor from the pooper, geez.

Gek · Post #4531 » by **Gek** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:37 pm

ak7 wrote:
Gek wrote:
ak7 wrote:she likes her salad tossed, if you're good with that.. you're in man.

why is she getting tit implants on her ass? good on your for the pooper love. i'd need to witness the cleaning in a shower first before my mouth travels past the Taint Truce Line.

she isn't, I was just giving you a heads up on what she liked so it would be more enjoyable for the both of you post-op.

and dude, embrace a little flavor from the pooper, geez.

for your girlfriend, ak7 i'll do it. just give me both of your social security numbers, a sample of your blood before and after I test her goods, your moms maiden name and the bank account and routing number to transfer the money.

ennui · Post #4532 » by **ennui** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:32 pm

Eat the booty like groceries

Doormatt · Post #4533 » by **Doormatt** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:10 pm

ak7 wrote:
Gek wrote:got a job offer today for the exact role i wanted and have been holding out for and $15k raise over what i was making. i'm pretty happy.

i'd like a grant to help pay for my gfs fake boobies if you wouldn't mind helping fund that?

kick start it ill donate 5$

Post #4534 » by **Slava** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:38 am

Man, I must really be in love to toss her salad. I didn't even try anal when it was offered to me.

Doormatt · Post #4535 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:41 am

Slava wrote:Man, I must really be in love to toss her salad. I didn't even try anal when it was offered to me.

not like he had anything else to offer you

ak7 · Post #4536 » by **ak7** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:43 am

Slava wrote:Man, I must really be in love to toss her salad. I didn't even try anal when it was offered to me.

If a woman offers me anal I am ravaging the bootyhole like I am the Spanish conquering the Mayan empire.

Post #4537 » by **Slava** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:44 am

Doormatt wrote:
Slava wrote:Man, I must really be in love to toss her salad. I didn't even try anal when it was offered to me.

not like he had anything else to offer you

No Matt, you can offer me oral. I'd probably still reject tho.

Post #4538 » by **Slava** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:45 am

ak7 wrote:
Slava wrote:Man, I must really be in love to toss her salad. I didn't even try anal when it was offered to me.

If a woman offers me anal I am ravaging the bootyhole like I am the Spanish conquering the Mayan empire.

Bro, most army/navy types I know would ear **** someone if their dick would fit in that cavity.

EArl · Post #4539 » by **EArl** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:56 am

Doormatt wrote:
Slava wrote:Man, I must really be in love to toss her salad. I didn't even try anal when it was offered to me.

not like he had anything else to offer you

Personal experience with dudes^

hermes · Post #4540 » by **hermes** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:22 am

or a basic understanding of human anatomy :dontknow: