Anyways, Kevin's oblique is ready to sneeze all over the competition, and we'll wipe them like a booger. That's right, we're doing booger jokes now. Moving on!

VERSUS...

Game 1 - Monday, June 15th
7:10PM EST start time
Mark Buehrle vs. Noah Syndergaard
Game 2 - Tuesday, June 16th
7:10PM EST start time
Scott Copeland vs. Matt Harvey
Series shifts to home from here.
Game 3 - Wednesday, June 17th
7:07PM EST start time
Drew Hutchison vs. Jon Niese
Game 4 - Thursday, June 18th
7:07PM EST start time
RA Dickey vs. Bartolo Colon
So the young Mets talent is gonna work, and it's definitely not gonna be easy. In fact, I celebrated quietly Road Hutch isn't going till Wednesday. What's even more upsetting is that Bartolo Colon pitches in the AL leg of the home-and-home, so we don't get to watch the hilarity that is him batting. Let's win some baseball games, maybe?