2015-16 Fake Trade Thread

Liver_Pooty · Post #721 » by **Liver_Pooty** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:26 pm

mrknowitall215 wrote:Trade Kemba + 9 to the Sixers for Dario Saric & Joel Embiid

lol.

I can't wait until Hinkie gets fired.

mrknowitall215 · Post #722 » by **mrknowitall215** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:28 pm

Liver_Pooty wrote:
mrknowitall215 wrote:Trade Kemba + 9 to the Sixers for Dario Saric & Joel Embiid

lol.

I can't wait until Hinkie gets fired.

All in for 2016 like Cho

chellis20 · Post #723 » by **chellis20** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:14 pm

KembaSlice wrote:I'd rather just make a big offer for Cousins himself.

#9 + Al + ??

To get Sacramento to bite I think you're looking at two first rounders unprotected + Kemba (they need a PG) + Vonleh/MKG/Zeller (one of the above). Al + 9 + _____ won't move the needle.

Liver_Pooty · Post #724 » by **Liver_Pooty** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:17 pm

For a team thats looking to win now the Kings would look at our roster and laugh their asses in regards to a Cousins trade.

mrknowitall215 · Post #725 » by **mrknowitall215** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:57 pm

Clifford would love Steve Novak (stretch 4; career 43% 3-point shooter) #spacing

Kemba would love to have Jeremy Lamb as a running mate again

MasterIchiro · Post #726 » by **MasterIchiro** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:58 pm

How do we get Jeremy Lamb? I kid.

mrknowitall215 · Post #727 » by **mrknowitall215** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:06 pm

MasterIchiro wrote:How do we get Jeremy Lamb? I kid.

2nd rounder maybe. Personally, I would trade #9 for OKC's #12 if it came with Lamb and a few other depth pieces

MasterIchiro · Post #728 » by **MasterIchiro** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:07 pm

mrknowitall215 wrote:
MasterIchiro wrote:How do we get Jeremy Lamb? I kid.

2nd rounder maybe. Personally, I would trade #9 for OKC's #12 if it came with Lamb and a few other depth pieces

OKC has #14.

Elden Payton · Post #729 » by **Elden Payton** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:13 pm

Moving down 5 spots in the lotto for Jeremy Lamb...

Keep it coming guys.

mrknowitall215 · Post #730 » by **mrknowitall215** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:13 pm

MasterIchiro wrote:
mrknowitall215 wrote:
MasterIchiro wrote:How do we get Jeremy Lamb? I kid.

2nd rounder maybe. Personally, I would trade #9 for OKC's #12 if it came with Lamb and a few other depth pieces

OKC has #14.

Ouch, nevermind then. I wouldn't recommend that offer then

stinger14 · Post #731 » by **stinger14** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:32 pm

BizGilwalker wrote:
fatlever wrote:
KembaSlice wrote:I'd rather just make a big offer for Cousins himself.

#9 + Al + ??

I don't think we have the assets to get Cousins. 9 + Al doesn't even get our foot in the door.

Vonleh would have to be included. Maybe Kemba too.

Vonleh stays..

Kemba, Zeller, #9, future 1st

HornetJail · Post #732 » by **HornetJail** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:54 pm

stinger14 wrote:
BizGilwalker wrote:
fatlever wrote:
I don't think we have the assets to get Cousins. 9 + Al doesn't even get our foot in the door.

Vonleh would have to be included. Maybe Kemba too.

Vonleh stays..

Kemba, Zeller, #9, future 1st

for Cousins?

Yeah, done deal. Then try to move Al for a PG.

Post #733 » by **Diop** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:05 am

mrknowitall215 wrote:Trade Kemba + 9 to the Sixers for Dario Saric & Joel Embiid

now that's some sweet tanking.

trade the starting point guard for 2 players who won't play

Post #734 » by **Diop** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:06 am

Liver_Pooty wrote:For a team thats looking to win now the Kings would look at our roster and laugh their asses in regards to a Cousins trade.

who knows with those crazy bastards.

Post #735 » by **Diop** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:08 am

EwingSweatsALot wrote:
EwingSweatsALot wrote:
fatlever wrote:
I don't think we have the assets to get Cousins. 9 + Al doesn't even get our foot in the door.

Psssst. In my whisper voice so no one else can hear. Looks over shoulders. "They need a point guard"

And to screw up my own idea.

We would never even offer this because there is not a single viable option to replace Kemba. We would have the worst PG play ever.

yeah it was discussed on the previous page, it was offered we would take back Landry, Thomson leaving us with 5 pf's and 1 point guard.

stinger14 · Post #736 » by **stinger14** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:19 am

BizGilwalker wrote:
stinger14 wrote:
BizGilwalker wrote:Vonleh would have to be included. Maybe Kemba too.

Vonleh stays..

Kemba, Zeller, #9, future 1st

for Cousins?

Yeah, done deal. Then try to move Al for a PG.

Al to Pelicans for Eric Gordon
Hendo to Knicks for Calderon

Calderon
Gordon
MKG
Cousins
Hawes (spacing for Cousins, but Biz could give rim protection if went that route)

HornetJail · Post #737 » by **HornetJail** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:23 am

stinger14 wrote:
BizGilwalker wrote:
stinger14 wrote:

Vonleh stays..

Kemba, Zeller, #9, future 1st

for Cousins?

Yeah, done deal. Then try to move Al for a PG.

Al to Pelicans for Eric Gordon
Hendo to Knicks for Calderon

Calderon
Gordon
MKG
Cousins
Hawes (spacing for Cousins, but Biz could give rim protection if went that route)

Actually I don't hate it. I'd actually want Cousins at center and Vonleh starting at the 4- Cousins/Vonleh just feels right. We would have to nail our MLE signing though- backcourt is shabby at best.

Elden Payton · Post #738 » by **Elden Payton** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:24 am

BizGilwalker wrote:
stinger14 wrote:
BizGilwalker wrote:for Cousins?

Yeah, done deal. Then try to move Al for a PG.

Al to Pelicans for Eric Gordon
Hendo to Knicks for Calderon

Calderon
Gordon
MKG
Cousins
Hawes (spacing for Cousins, but Biz could give rim protection if went that route)

Cousins/Vonleh just feels right.

Nik Rocks!

stinger14 · Post #739 » by **stinger14** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:25 am

BizGilwalker wrote:
stinger14 wrote:
BizGilwalker wrote:for Cousins?

Yeah, done deal. Then try to move Al for a PG.

Al to Pelicans for Eric Gordon
Hendo to Knicks for Calderon

Calderon
Gordon
MKG
Cousins
Hawes (spacing for Cousins, but Biz could give rim protection if went that route)

Actually I don't hate it. I'd actually want Cousins at center and Vonleh starting at the 4- Cousins/Vonleh just feels right. We would have to nail our MLE signing though- backcourt is shabby at best.

Actually I agree, just not sure Clifford would actually allow Vonleh to start

Post #740 » by **Diop** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:42 am

who don't really have the assets to get Cousins, we sure as hell aren't getting him without giving up MKG