It's time: The Bobby Portis official nickname thread

Post #22 » by **pduh01** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 6:27 am

Some come to my mind...

-The Soul Eater
-Dark Horse
-BP
-The Potential
-Anger Portis
-Bobby "The Hulk" Portis
-YO MOMMA
-Mr. Determination
-Terminator

JohnnyKILLroy · Post #23 » by **JohnnyKILLroy** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 8:00 am

"Crazy Eyes"

SHO'NUFF · Post #24 » by **SHO'NUFF** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 9:36 am

Bobby "Big Rock" Portis.................Get it?....Get it?.....He's from "Little Rock" Arkansas.......

DionisioGA · Post #25 » by **DionisioGA** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 10:39 am

Unregular Bob
BPop

First things that come to my mind

pylb · Post #26 » by **pylb** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 10:43 am

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eIEmJqyQyA[/youtube]

Just don't call him Alabama Smooth.

Post #27 » by **dougthonus** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 11:24 am

Dunks so smooth, he doesn't have posters. He has Bobby Portraits.

Post #28 » by **DuckIII** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 11:55 am

Given that he visualizes opposing players smacking his mom, Bobby Boucher is perfect.

Post #29 » by **DASMACKDOWN** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:11 pm

Anyone know what number he will wear?

bullsareback · Post #30 » by **bullsareback** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:12 pm

agree with Crazy Eyes as mentioned before.

Manson because of the manson eyes

“port whine” if he complains to refs a lot

Crazy 8 if he somehow was to get #8 jersey

“48” for minutes of intensity

Bunny like the energizer bunny

portenacious (por-tenacious)

Anyway, I’m sure he’ll get his real nickname from his teammates or broadcasters.

DarthDiggler69 · Post #31 » by **DarthDiggler69** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:20 pm

Port Is Closed!

(On a block)

Yeah its lame but got to hit all the angles

DarthDiggler69 · Post #32 » by **DarthDiggler69** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:23 pm

theanimal23 wrote:Bobby Boucher

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKXP12um9R4[/youtube]

Probably the most likely name, depends on if Stacy is a Sandler fan

Post #33 » by **Michael Jackson** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 1:32 pm

Clinton

Chitownbulls · Post #34 » by **Chitownbulls** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 1:46 pm

Dam*it Bobby!

King of the Hill

Post #35 » by **fleet** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 2:07 pm

Tall Carl

johnnyvann840 · Post #36 » by **johnnyvann840** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 2:12 pm

Bobby Boucher.. for sure.

dice · Post #37 » by **dice** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 3:04 pm

DarthDiggler69 wrote:
theanimal23 wrote:Bobby Boucher

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKXP12um9R4[/youtube]

Probably the most likely name, depends on if Stacy is a Sandler fan

most viewers wouldn't know what the hell he was talking about

is this just 'cause his name is bobby? i'm not getting it. and what if he actually becomes a good player?

Fl_Flash · Post #38 » by **Fl_Flash** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 3:15 pm

just so I find a place to use this:

LEEEEROOOOOYYYYY JJJEEEENNNNNNKIIINNNSSSS!

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKtMjBQ1U7Y[/youtube]

"At least I got chicken".

*Warning - a little bit of language in this one - might not be safe for work.

Toulouse · Post #39 » by **Toulouse** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 5:07 pm

If he stinks it'll be Porto-Potty. Hope not.

ATRAIN53 · Post #40 » by **ATRAIN53** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 5:28 pm

Saw this one linked on Shabazz twitter feed and made me LOL....

[tweet]https://twitter.com/PlanetTyler/status/614253237328195584[/tweet]

He reminded me more of classic early Eddie Murphy and Mr Robinsons Neighboirhood....

I just hope he's looking down on the rim with wide eyes like that while dunking over LeBrons head!