Hassan Whiteside: Road To The Max

dancing2thabeet · Post #21 » by **dancing2thabeet** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 8:36 pm

Witty title

Enso · Post #22 » by **Enso** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 11:08 pm

Here's too another career year & hopefully a most improved player award

Paz · Post #23 » by **Paz** » Tue Jul 7, 2015 12:07 am

RexBoyWonder wrote:
RJM wrote:
Maroko wrote:
Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain

I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women

This is extremely possible in Miami. Not even exaggerating.

3 new hoes a week is ALOT, considering away games, early practices, workouts and such.

6666 weeks = 1666 monthes = 138 years.

Even with Viagra, probably not happening. Even 10G seems unrealistic.

You're over-complicating it. all he has to do is bang 3 hoes a day, 5 days a week for 26 years. That's it. Not hard.

Chalm Down · Post #24 » by **Chalm Down** » Tue Jul 7, 2015 12:40 am

Mars wrote:

Wtf his arm looks so long, he's like Inspector Gadget.

Go go gadget dunk on people.

Post #25 » by **QUIZ** » Tue Jul 7, 2015 12:53 am

Paz wrote:
RexBoyWonder wrote:
RJM wrote:
This is extremely possible in Miami. Not even exaggerating.

3 new hoes a week is ALOT, considering away games, early practices, workouts and such.

6666 weeks = 1666 monthes = 138 years.

Even with Viagra, probably not happening. Even 10G seems unrealistic.

You're over-complicating it. all he has to do is bang 3 hoes a day, 5 days a week for 26 years. That's it. Not hard.

I see what you did there

Paz · Post #26 » by **Paz** » Tue Jul 7, 2015 1:29 am

qjz123 wrote:
Paz wrote:
RexBoyWonder wrote:
3 new hoes a week is ALOT, considering away games, early practices, workouts and such.

6666 weeks = 1666 monthes = 138 years.

Even with Viagra, probably not happening. Even 10G seems unrealistic.

You're over-complicating it. all he has to do is bang 3 hoes a day, 5 days a week for 26 years. That's it. Not hard.

I see what you did there

Post #27 » by **IggieCC** » Tue Jul 7, 2015 1:52 am

This thread is off to a great start

Spoiler:

goodboy · Post #28 » by **goodboy** » Tue Jul 7, 2015 2:29 am

Rapaz wrote:
HIF wrote:
Spoiler:
Maroko wrote:
Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain

I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women

Reminds me of last night.

You slept with Wilt last night?

ROFL

UD4MVP · Post #29 » by **UD4MVP** » Tue Jul 7, 2015 2:38 am

[tweet]https://twitter.com/youngwhiteside/status/618247098107080704[/tweet]
Hassan while leading the league in blocks, rebounds, and PER will also lead the league at keepin it 100

WestEndZone · Post #30 » by **WestEndZone** » Tue Jul 7, 2015 2:44 am

so what are y'all going to do if he dips out of mia?

shanedude · Post #31 » by **shanedude** » Tue Jul 7, 2015 2:53 am

WestEndZone wrote:so what are y'all going to do if he dips out of mia?

So what are y'all gonna do when Rose's knee shatters again and he's still on the books for $ 40 million?

goodboy · Post #32 » by **goodboy** » Tue Jul 7, 2015 2:56 am

shanedude wrote:
WestEndZone wrote:so what are y'all going to do if he dips out of mia?

So what are y'all gonna do when Rose's knee shatters again and he's still on the books for $ 40 million?

Enso · Post #33 » by **Enso** » Tue Jul 7, 2015 4:07 am

WestEndZone wrote:so what are y'all going to do if he dips out of mia?

Looks like bulls fans are still salty about the beat down Hassan put on them last year. Total domination there was nothing anyone could do lol

Paz · Post #34 » by **Paz** » Tue Jul 7, 2015 6:14 am

WestEndZone wrote:so what are y'all going to do if he dips out of mia?

RexBoyWonder · Post #35 » by **RexBoyWonder** » Tue Jul 7, 2015 8:42 am

WestEndZone wrote:so what are y'all going to do if he dips out of mia?

Same thing we've been doing for years, End your season yet again.

RJM · Post #36 » by **RJM** » Tue Jul 7, 2015 9:07 am

HeatWillRise wrote:
shanedude wrote:
WestEndZone wrote:so what are y'all going to do if he dips out of mia?

So what are y'all gonna do when Rose's knee shatters again and he's still on the books for $ 40 million?

RexBoyWonder wrote:
WestEndZone wrote:so what are y'all going to do if he dips out of mia?

Same thing we've been doing for years, End your season yet again.

I can't breathe.

SlowPaced · Post #37 » by **SlowPaced** » Tue Jul 7, 2015 9:29 am

WestEndZone wrote:so what are y'all going to do if he dips out of mia?

I'll do some voodoo **** do make sure Derrick Rose gets hurt.

...Wait, I don't need to do that.

dancing2thabeet · Post #38 » by **dancing2thabeet** » Tue Jul 7, 2015 10:21 am

Come on guys, that Bulls fan had a family.

RJM · Post #39 » by **RJM** » Tue Jul 7, 2015 10:29 am

dancing2thabeet wrote:Come on guys, that Bulls fan had a family.

...and they all took arrows to the knee.

Slot Machine · Post #40 » by **Slot Machine** » Tue Jul 7, 2015 1:40 pm

shanedude wrote:
WestEndZone wrote:so what are y'all going to do if he dips out of mia?

So what are y'all gonna do when Rose's knee shatters again and he's still on the books for $ 40 million?