Official Heat Offseason 4.0 - Spoghetti and Green Sauce

BIRDMAN BIRDMAN · Post #2 » by **BIRDMAN BIRDMAN** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 2:38 am

#BRINGBACKBEASLEY #THEREALB-EASY

HEYMANQueHoraEs · Post #3 » by **HEYMANQueHoraEs** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 2:57 am

Really like the Spoghetti, needs to be a thing. Should it be him made of of spaghetti or him in the spaghetti? I made these in ms paint.

Post #4 » by **IggieCC** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:06 am

TooManyClocks wrote:Really like the Spoghetti, needs to be a thing. Should it be him made of of spaghetti or him in the spaghetti? I made these in ms paint.
Spoiler:

You are truly **** (Please Use More Appropriate Word) TMC!

Prince Ali · Post #5 » by **Prince Ali** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:12 am

weirdos

goodboy · Post #6 » by **goodboy** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:16 am

IggieCC wrote:
TooManyClocks wrote:Really like the Spoghetti, needs to be a thing. Should it be him made of of spaghetti or him in the spaghetti? I made these in ms paint.
Spoiler:

You are truly **** (Please Use More Appropriate Word) TMC!

I disagree iggs. Nothing more horrifying will take its place with your psychotic ways of Franks head pasted on numerous NBA player bodies.

HEYMANQueHoraEs · Post #7 » by **HEYMANQueHoraEs** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:19 am

IggieCC wrote:
TooManyClocks wrote:Really like the Spoghetti, needs to be a thing. Should it be him made of of spaghetti or him in the spaghetti? I made these in ms paint.
Spoiler:

You are truly **** (Please Use More Appropriate Word) TMC!

Glad you liked it, I tried doing a bit of NBA fan fiction on the bulls board but they didn't seem too interested. They don't appreciate it like my fellow heat fans. I don't really think they like much of anything tbh.

Rapaz · Post #8 » by **Rapaz** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:26 am

HeatWillRise wrote:
IggieCC wrote:
TooManyClocks wrote:Really like the Spoghetti, needs to be a thing. Should it be him made of of spaghetti or him in the spaghetti? I made these in ms paint.
Spoiler:

You are truly **** (Please Use More Appropriate Word) TMC!

I disagree iggs. Nothing more horrifying will take its place with your psychotic ways of Franks head pasted on numerous NBA player bodies.

And more horrifying still, he then took my beloved little owl avatar and pasted that face on it. That terrifying face not even a mother could love. And then he gave the resulting (horrifying!) crossbred owl-douche centaur Tourette's. So now it spins, left to right and back again, mocking us. WHAT AN ABOMINATION.

Post #9 » by **IggieCC** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:49 am

Rapaz wrote:
HeatWillRise wrote:
IggieCC wrote:
You are truly **** (Please Use More Appropriate Word) TMC!

I disagree iggs. Nothing more horrifying will take its place with your psychotic ways of Franks head pasted on numerous NBA player bodies.

And more horrifying still, he then took my beloved little owl avatar and pasted that face on it. That terrifying face not even a mother could love. And then he gave the resulting (horrifying!) crossbred owl-douche centaur Tourette's. So now it spins, left to right and back again, mocking us. WHAT AN ABOMINATION.

An avatar that spins?

ReturnofMVP3 · Post #10 » by **ReturnofMVP3** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:50 am

TooManyClocks wrote:Really like the Spoghetti, needs to be a thing. Should it be him made of of spaghetti or him in the spaghetti? I made these in ms paint.

can you put his head here??

Umbooki · Post #11 » by **Umbooki** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:55 am

This thread is off to a great start. Spoghetti is a work of art.

HEYMANQueHoraEs · Post #12 » by **HEYMANQueHoraEs** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:04 am

ReturnofMVP3 wrote:
Spoiler:
TooManyClocks wrote:Really like the Spoghetti, needs to be a thing. Should it be him made of of spaghetti or him in the spaghetti? I made these in ms paint.

can you put his head here??

yeah np

Post #13 » by **QUIZ** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:07 am

Rapaz wrote:
HeatWillRise wrote:
IggieCC wrote:
You are truly **** (Please Use More Appropriate Word) TMC!

I disagree iggs. Nothing more horrifying will take its place with your psychotic ways of Franks head pasted on numerous NBA player bodies.

And more horrifying still, he then took my beloved little owl avatar and pasted that face on it. That terrifying face not even a mother could love. And then he gave the resulting (horrifying!) crossbred owl-douche centaur Tourette's. So now it spins, left to right and back again, mocking us. WHAT AN ABOMINATION.

Y'all keep hating the ladies love Frank

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dgonz424 · Post #14 » by **dgonz424** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:13 am

I believe Stoudemire being signed is a sign that we're going to ship off McBob as a sweetener to dump Rio and Birdman. There's a logjam at PF/C, we're getting great value for him and it just makes sense.

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Mugiwara · Post #15 » by **Mugiwara** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:21 am

dgonz424 wrote:I believe Stoudemire being signed is a sign that we're going to ship off McBob as a sweetener to dump Rio and Birdman. There's a logjam at PF/C, we're getting great value for him and it just makes sense.

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And you get extra cap space next year with McBob off the books.
It's a great contract but it's more 5mil|6mil you can throw at someone.

Rocky M5 · Post #16 » by **Rocky M5** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:28 am

Too late for Spoghetti and Beas?

Made this on my phone

ReturnofMVP3 · Post #17 » by **ReturnofMVP3** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:33 am

TooManyClocks wrote:
ReturnofMVP3 wrote:
Spoiler:
TooManyClocks wrote:Really like the Spoghetti, needs to be a thing. Should it be him made of of spaghetti or him in the spaghetti? I made these in ms paint.

can you put his head here??

yeah np

Oops, meant this:

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ifrosty13 · Post #18 » by **ifrosty13** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:33 am

Mugiwara wrote:
dgonz424 wrote:I believe Stoudemire being signed is a sign that we're going to ship off McBob as a sweetener to dump Rio and Birdman. There's a logjam at PF/C, we're getting great value for him and it just makes sense.

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And you get extra cap space next year with McBob off the books.
It's a great contract but it's more 5mil|6mil you can throw at someone.

Am I the only one that notices that outside of Durant there isn't much more out there next year; and keep in mind, most of these players will take one year deals to bank in 2018 when the cap goes up even more.

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Post #19 » by **DefenseWins** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:38 am

We wont trade McBob til we know whats going on next season.

We cant even sign Wade, Whiteside and Durant all at the same time next season. Durant opts for free agency in 2017 with his buddy Westbrook, it seems obvious now. AND he gets 40mil more doing this strategy.

HEYMANQueHoraEs · Post #20 » by **HEYMANQueHoraEs** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:40 am

ReturnofMVP3 wrote:
Spoiler:
TooManyClocks wrote:
ReturnofMVP3 wrote:
can you put his head here??

yeah np

Oops, meant this:

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