Funniest things you have seen on Real GM?

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Funniest things you have seen on Real GM? 

Post#1 » by TKainZero » Sat Jul 18, 2015 5:55 am

For me it was when we were discussing Russell Westbrook and his absolute statistical tear he was on, and the possibility that he could be the MVP, leading to disscusion of had their ever been back to back MVPS on the same team...

One poster said,

"The bucks did it in the 1970's. Kareem won a MVP, and some guy named Lew Alcindor did the year before."

I just totally lost it...
Hilarious... It still puts a smile on my face..

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Post#2 » by cpfsf » Sat Jul 18, 2015 6:05 am

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Post#3 » by Smash3 » Sat Jul 18, 2015 6:08 am

Royce White traded to Philadelphia

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Post#4 » by Nowitness » Sat Jul 18, 2015 6:10 am

Nothing beats the classics.

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Post#5 » by Rasheeed!!! » Sat Jul 18, 2015 6:43 am

+1 to assfault and bringing pets to games
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Post#6 » by RandomRaptorfan » Sat Jul 18, 2015 7:00 am

How about that one topic suggesting the unstoppable offense of shaq throwing nate robinson in the air over his defenders so he can get open dunks
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Post#7 » by bondom34 » Sat Jul 18, 2015 7:07 am

Dwayne Casey's guide to smallball is up there IMO.
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Post#8 » by The_Didact_117 » Sat Jul 18, 2015 7:12 am

Outdoor NBA will always be the funniest to me. lol assfault
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Post#9 » by Silver Man » Sat Jul 18, 2015 7:15 am

Any thread created by Game6.
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Post#10 » by ken6199 » Sat Jul 18, 2015 7:17 am

I love all the first page and+1 fishing one liner jokes.
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Post#11 » by EArl » Sat Jul 18, 2015 7:19 am

"assfault" till i die.
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Post#12 » by ohio » Sat Jul 18, 2015 7:25 am

The toronto fans anti toronto sigs involving casey are pretty **** funny
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Post#13 » by MaxKunitz » Sat Jul 18, 2015 7:34 am

There is only 1 worthy enough:


Maytricks Championship

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Post#14 » by Kmartshopper » Sat Jul 18, 2015 7:36 am

I don't quite remember the line but some guy posted something like"

"____ is like "kissing" your cousin but _____ is like "kissing" your sister"

No clue what he meant but I laughed.
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Post#15 » by Smash3 » Sat Jul 18, 2015 7:45 am

MaxKunitz wrote:There is only 1 worthy enough:


Maytricks Championship

viewtopic.php?t=876270


I love the fact that he only posted here once, I can see him thinking;this is it... I will never be able to top this post, I might as well retire. :lol:
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Post#16 » by SMTBSI » Sat Jul 18, 2015 7:58 am

Kmartshopper wrote:I don't quite remember the line but some guy posted something like"

"____ is like "kissing" your cousin but _____ is like "kissing" your sister"

No clue what he meant but I laughed.

I vaguely remember that. The reason it was memorable was because, in the analogy, the clearly superior option was the one compared to kissing your sister.


Ah, found it. In a thread about whether it means anything to make the finals even if you don't win:

mastermixer wrote:Making it to the finals is like "kissing" your cousin.

Winning the finals is like "kissing" your sister


Gifs ensued.
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Post#17 » by Mirjalovic » Sat Jul 18, 2015 7:58 am

i remember someone made a thread about how he met a NBA player (forget who, a white player IIRC), and they're cool and shared phone numbers. That player asked him to hangout but then his brother send penis pic to that player..
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Post#18 » by Wolf_Cry » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:00 am

The LaMarcus Cousins thread was legendary as well.
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Post#19 » by Kmartshopper » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:01 am

SMTBSI wrote:
Kmartshopper wrote:I don't quite remember the line but some guy posted something like"

"____ is like "kissing" your cousin but _____ is like "kissing" your sister"

No clue what he meant but I laughed.

I vaguely remember that. The reason it was memorable was because, in the analogy, the clearly superior option was the one compared to kissing your sister.


Ah, found it. In a thread about whether it means anything to make the finals even if you don't win:

mastermixer wrote:Making it to the finals is like "kissing" your cousin.

Winning the finals is like "kissing" your sister


Gifs ensued.


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Post#20 » by WeNeverLeftAZ » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:08 am

The LBJ dick thread.
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