Funniest things you have seen on Real GM?
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Raptors forum after a loss.
''You don't need to be serious to be focused"
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also the deandre jordan was hilarious, especially as everything was happenening
Shout out to the Hibbert watching king of the hill during halftime thread
http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1314046#start_here
Shout out to the Hibbert watching king of the hill during halftime thread
http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1314046#start_here
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Butler removing rearview mirror in his car as a symbol to never look back
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This thread about Carlos Boozer's hair turned into something magical...
http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=1173247
http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=1173247
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Choker wrote:"I ran into Bruno Caboclo tonight."
viewtopic.php?t=1341511
If you have the time read through the whole topic until you get to a post full of tweets.
"Patrick O'Bryant's formspring."
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=980312#start_here
this.

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Any thread related to Toronto honestly. Many of their fans are pretty damn funny (for good and bad reasons).
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One of my favorite threads to read was the Stuckey > Harden thread that was on the Pistons forum.
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There was the Make your own Sam Mitchell thread from the Raptors board, but stupid imageshack killed most of the images
viewtopic.php?f=32&t=753482#p15235071
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the Raymound Fatton jokes...

and the dozens of others...

Raymond Felton wrote:You miss 100% of the shots you take.
Raymond Felton wrote:There's no pie in team.
the hometown buffet at 22 northwest 4th avenue in portland is also known as the raymond felton memorial all you can eat buffet.
raymond felton jumping is also the reason why the nba uses hardwood floors instead of plywood.
Trader_Joe wrote:Felton will eat the crow before anyone else can.
I heard Raymond Felton went in a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
and the dozens of others...
I don't have a cool avatar image because Dame came home.
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SunKing wrote:But the best ever is, of course the ONBA. One of the most underrated joke in this thread is how he starts a sentence talking about how he thinks Orlando... "Magic would be the best team" and finish it by saying "HE knows how to play streetball" so he's arguably talking about Magic Johnson at the same time.
It's funny how much confusion this caused. "He" is Rafer Alston, mentioned in the previous sentence. The Magic would be the best team because they had Rafer Alston.
That's gotta be #1. Comedy perfection. MS Paint and Ha are up there.
Hilarious for the sheer spectacle was the thread from the Raptors board where roy_jones_calderon (I think that was his name) and Harry Palmer absolutely lost their minds in a flame war.
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THE RealGM TOP 100 LIST of 2014
55. Kevin Johnson
71. Bob Cousy
11. Kevin Garnett
33. Elgin Baylor
49. Dikembe Mutombo
58. Elvin Hayes
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55. Kevin Johnson
71. Bob Cousy
11. Kevin Garnett
33. Elgin Baylor
49. Dikembe Mutombo
58. Elvin Hayes
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I'm still dying from "Kebo".
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Gordon Haywood, Dwayne Wade, JJ Reddick, Derek Rose, Derrick Fisher, Lenny Wilkins, Kirk Heinrich, Oscar Robinson, DeMar DeRozen, Andre Iguadola, Pascal Siakim, Malcolm Brogdan
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semi-sentient wrote:Life without Kobe Bryant, by Phil Jackson
The was one of the craziest things I have ever read.

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svart wrote:Raptors forum after a loss.
Raptors forum is glorious when they lose. They produce masterpieces such as this:

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"Worst Australian Open Ever! JEBOTE"
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Let's bring back MS Paint a Wiretap this season.
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Not really "funny" per se, and not to pick on anyone, but sometimes just going back like 3-4 years and reading random opinions can be entertaining. Love the Draft board for this, but the trade and GB are good too.
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