Aussie's live blog of the game

[Hangman_52]

Read the whole thing. It made me laugh till my sides hurt. He needs to do every game just for our entertainment.

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/live/2015/sep/15/jarryd-hayne-san-francisco-49ers-debut-against-minnesota-vikings

Some examples:


"Bridgewater goes deeeep ... and bad, the ball lobs into the nothingness of the end zone. And the Vikings will ... punt? No, a field goal. He's 30-odd yards out ... and it's good. The kicker's like a little Hobbit! A tiny little man! He's a jockey! Ha. Top stuff, Walshy."


"Righto, nil-all still in the Big One, 49ers vs Vikings. And there's another timeout. Vikings with the ball. They make four yards. They have to get another six to make a first down, it's the laws of the game. But Niners defence belts the running man. And then several of them head off the field. Funny game, National Football League. A sack! The Niners D-people celebrate like they've invented penicillin! The Vikings are deep and will punt, meaning... Here's the Hayne Plane! His first touch in the NFL. And... he drops it? Oh my goodness me, he drops it! His first touch is a fumble! He's grassed it. Oh my. "

"Bridgewater, second and many ... good long throw ... almost made it and they're third and one. Top stuff. Peterson ... and Bridgewater scoots over the gain line and hits the deck so no-one hurts him. Oh ... has he made it? The refs bring out a giant stick thing with a circle on top, and they're measuring the play .. and he's got it. First down, Teddy B. Top stuff."

[Tomikcon1971]

People are trying to get him to live blog all niner games this year

[Hangman_52]

People are trying to get him to live blog all niner games this year

He needs to do more than blog. I want to hear that accent while it happens, Even if the 49ers lose I'd probably laugh all game long.

[generaldreedle]

That blog was fantastic.