Jimmy Butler removes rearview mirror in his car as a symbol to never look back

breatnach · Post #61 » by **breatnach** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 8:47 pm

BombsquadSammy wrote:About a hundred RealGMers have read this thread and tried to think of a car analogy that's better than 'should also remove brakes so there's no stopping him.' Several have been posted here. All have failed.

Nice work, OP.

To be fair, I think most of it came from reddit.

derb2k2 · Post #62 » by **derb2k2** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 9:02 pm

quality thread and great posts lol

Post #63 » by **Capn'O** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 9:09 pm

Tear off the roof because it's the best way to convert... a Bull...

I'm here all day, folks.

Post #64 » by **AshyLarrysDiaper** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 9:17 pm

I didn't replace my constant velocity joint for 500 miles after the dashboard warning light turned on in a cold weather climate because I stay grinding.

simomi · Post #65 » by **simomi** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 9:19 pm

Well he most certainly has a car with a rear view camera.

Drop Shot · Post #66 » by **Drop Shot** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 9:25 pm

Looks like he's been hanging with Rose too much

Dominator83 · Post #67 » by **Dominator83** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 9:34 pm

So_Ill wrote:
E-Balla wrote:I hate when the OP gives the best response anyone could have in a thread. It's like why even make the post if you're going to start and shut down the thread?

He ripped it off the top comment on reddit.

Gotta be an And1 record for a stolen joke

lakerhater · Post #68 » by **lakerhater** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 9:38 pm

reminds me of the first rule of Italian driving scene in the Gumball Rally.

Bankai · Post #69 » by **Bankai** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 10:37 pm

He could always, you know, turn the mirror the other way.

Lionlifer · Post #70 » by **Lionlifer** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 10:44 pm

AshyLarrysDiaper wrote:I didn't replace my constant velocity joint for 500 miles after the dashboard warning light turned on in a cold weather climate because I stay grinding.

This hasn't gotten nearly enough credit, brilliant

JDizzel3000 · Post #71 » by **JDizzel3000** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 10:52 pm

This has got to be made up

dc · Post #72 » by dc » Tue Oct 20, 2015 10:56 pm

This reminds me of a couple other absurd things NBA players have done to show that they have "Chips on their shoulders" or have to prove something to someone else or prove them wrong.

-Gilbert Arenas wearing number 0 because that's supposedly the number of minutes he was told he would play for Arizona.

-Jerome James wearing a garbage bag for a cape during an interview after the Sonics beat the Kings in the 2005 playoffs because supposedly Rick Adelman gave him a garbage bag to clean out his locker after the Kings cut him from the team a few years before. FWIW, Adelman says that is a false story and James was given 2 equipment bags.

Post #73 » by **Alfred** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 11:06 pm

JoeyCrawford wrote:
Alfred wrote:That is literally one of the stupidest things I've ever heard of in my life.

DeRozan as a #1 option is something I find slightly more stupid.

Although I don't find it nearly as stupid, it's definitely not ideal :lol:

gts1 · Post #74 » by **gts1** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 11:11 pm

This just in Jimmy Butler has been arrested by Chicago PD for failing to yield the road to an emergency vehicle

wutevahung · Post #75 » by **wutevahung** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 11:58 pm

Devilzsidewalk wrote:
E-Balla wrote:OP we trusted you... Explain yourself. https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/3phw5w/chicago_bulls_player_who_signed_a_95_million/

busted

i wont recall my And 1, but you're on notice OP

stop stealing golds and upvotes...

SaintofKillers · Post #76 » by **SaintofKillers** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 12:38 am

He can take out the radio so he can tune out the negativity.

zeebneeb · Post #77 » by **zeebneeb** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 12:43 am

I am immediately wary of the path he has chosen. This sounds like something that happens right before *insert past crazy nba player* goes off the rails taking his entire team with him.

Be aware Bulls fans. This could be the beginning of an unravel.

Kabookalu · Post #78 » by **Kabookalu** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 12:50 am

I guess he doesn't put his car in reserve as a reminder to never back out.

jason bourne · Post #79 » by **jason bourne** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 1:06 am

One does not need a rear-view mirror in Illinois as long as he can see 200' behind him. He can use the side mirrors. NBD.

Optimus_Steel · Post #80 » by **Optimus_Steel** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 1:12 am

gts1 wrote:This just in Jimmy Butler has been arrested by Chicago PD for failing to yield the road to an emergency vehicle

Lol brilliant.