pineappleheadindc wrote:^
I feel like every year, the early season games are a crap shoot. Then, teams settle in and order is restored.
If you can sneak in quality wins at the front end of the schedule -- while other teams are still mucking about -- that would help your record by the end of the year. I recognize that I'm sounding like Doug Collins, pleading with his teams to blast their opponents to start the second half while the other guys are still half-stepping and warming up. And to that, I reply:
Gather ye nuts.
When gathering ye nuts just don't overtly grab your nuts like Kelly Oubre did when Beal hit a game winning shot.

Seriously, thanks, pine, for reminding us of one of the all-time Wizards historical quotable quotes. Eddie Jordan. Coach or head squirrel, trying to get a nut?
"Trade down and draft Demarcus Cousins plus a pick" 2010
"Kirk Cousins will be a starting QB" (even over Griffin) 2012
Dejuan Blair is as good as ever. 2015