Starting Lineups:
Detroit Pistons:
Reggie "free And1s if you mention Bobby Shmurda" Jackson

KCP

Marcus Morris: Bonus points if you can guess which one is Marcus

Ersan Ilyasova

Andre "does it actually fit?" Drummond

Los Angeles Lakeers
D'Angelo "so you're telling me that I can drive?" Russell
Jordan "not sure if actually bulked up over the summer" Clarkson

Kobe "all I want for Christmas is for you to shoot over 40%" Bryant
Julius "Is it legal to use my right hand?" Randle

Roy "not sure if 7'2 or 5'9 on offense" Hibbert

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