Braggins wrote:You guys dont get it. Lin is a top 3 player in this league. He has the same mechanical attributes as Harden and Curry, who were 1st and 2nd in the MVP race last season. Hes basically Curry light (more athletic but not quite the shooter).
I know a lot of you are more educated about Lins career and might think Im exaggerating. However, Im more educated on metaphysics and pataphysics and I have discovered a rift in the space/time continuum behind my refrigerator that leads to an alternate universe where Lin has been made a franchise player by the Philadelphia 76ers.
In this universe he averages 26/5/9 and is first team all-NBA and first team all-defense. Curry is still the MVP but its not Lins fault because Curry has better teammates and coaches. He is still considered better than Harden due to his defensive prowess, though.
Anyone who disagrees with my assessment has an opinion that is baseless because you dont have the knowledge of physics that I do and havent been able to access any of the parallel universes in which Lin is has been given the opportunity he deserves. The laws of physics dictate that there are numerous (arguably infinite) universes in which this is the case. I have only been able to access one so far, but am working on finding ways to access the others.
And 1'd your post but such is the discussion these days I feel obligated to post that yes, I do realize you're joking.
























 
 
