The Official NBA Media Thread pt IX

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Re: The Official NBA Media Thread pt IX 

Post#1581 » by Hindenburg » Fri Dec 25, 2015 6:44 pm

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrIMXZST3go&feature=youtu.be[/youtube]
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Re: The Official NBA Media Thread pt IX 

Post#1582 » by Hindenburg » Sat Dec 26, 2015 11:35 pm

grandma plays better defense than half of the NBA :lol:

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Re: The Official NBA Media Thread pt IX 

Post#1583 » by QUIZ » Sat Dec 26, 2015 11:47 pm

[tweet]https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/680736075594108928[/tweet]
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Re: The Official NBA Media Thread pt IX 

Post#1584 » by laploutocratie » Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:13 am

[tweet]https://twitter.com/mattvazin/status/681279473589719040[/tweet]
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Dear Basketball: The Legend of Kobe Bryant 

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Re: The Official NBA Media Thread pt IX 

Post#1586 » by Mk0 » Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:09 pm

Slava wrote:That Spurs second unit with ginobili, Mills and Diaw is pure basketball porn.

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Re: The Official NBA Media Thread pt IX 

Post#1587 » by Hindenburg » Fri Jan 1, 2016 9:48 pm

what a crazy stat :o

Kobe vs the entire TNT crew

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Horrible Player Profile Photo Thread 

Post#1588 » by SearsTower » Sat Jan 2, 2016 3:53 am

OK, this thread is pretty simple. You post a horrible player profile photo and make snide comments about why it's so horrible. Initially, I wanted to make this a game where the next poster tries to trump the previous poster with a photo they found but no one will be able to top these gems.

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Will Barton. Dude, lower your chin so I don't have to look up your friggin' nose. I also get the sense that he was grabbing his crotch like some terrible, turd stain rapper when this photo was taken. He looks like such a tool.

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Joakim Noah. I don't get it. Are there no do-overs at ESPN photo day? My God. This one reminds me of a first or second grade class yearbook photo where 25% of the kids aren't even looking at the camera in their photo. Was he high? What is he looking at?
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Re: Horrible Player Profile Photo Thread 

Post#1589 » by TKainZero » Sat Jan 2, 2016 3:57 am

Will Barton's is the GOAT pic

When I saw it several weeks ago, I was tempted to make this thread

Noah does give him a run for his money...

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Post#1590 » by Sofia » Sat Jan 2, 2016 4:08 am

Put your hand over half of Noah's face and the pic is fine.
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Re: Horrible Player Profile Photo Thread 

Post#1591 » by MotownMadness » Sat Jan 2, 2016 4:10 am

Barton is in the middle of saying something lol
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Re: Horrible Player Profile Photo Thread 

Post#1592 » by Sofia » Sat Jan 2, 2016 4:17 am

MotownMadness wrote:Barton is in the middle of saying something lol

"Will, hurry up! I've got a lot of photos to take today!"
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Re: Horrible Player Profile Photo Thread 

Post#1593 » by Infinite Llamas » Sat Jan 2, 2016 4:22 am

I think it's hilarious how espn still can't find a picture of Joffrey Lauvergne to use. How long does this guy have to be in the league before he gets something as basic as a profile photo?
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Post#1594 » by porcerel » Sat Jan 2, 2016 4:56 am

Boban and JaVale look so confused. Like the photographers showed up when they were sleeping, woke them up, and told them to look at the camera.

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Post#1595 » by porcerel » Sat Jan 2, 2016 4:59 am

Hansbrough has the Noah thing going on. Not looking at the camera.

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Post#1596 » by SportsGuy8 » Sat Jan 2, 2016 5:20 am

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Post#1597 » by SportsGuy8 » Sat Jan 2, 2016 5:26 am

Hard to tell if he's really sad in the above photo, though. Here's a guide:
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Post#1598 » by FrontPageNews » Sat Jan 2, 2016 5:49 am

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Re: Horrible Player Profile Photo Thread 

Post#1599 » by mattao313 » Sat Jan 2, 2016 5:57 am

porcerel wrote:Boban and JaVale look so confused. Like the photographers showed up when they were sleeping, woke them up, and told them to look at the camera.

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Dude got some weird ass ears doe.
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Re: Horrible Player Profile Photo Thread 

Post#1600 » by Phreak50 » Sat Jan 2, 2016 7:36 am

Mods are really allowing a 'who is the ugliest' thread?

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