
Lets overlook the criminal offense that Kristaps Mother Fcking Porzingis is not in the 3-Point Contest, Slam Dunk, Skills Challenge, and the All-Star Game, this game marks the first ever All-Star Event he is gonna participate. Watching him with different players, especially with a proper guard is gonna be lot of fun, enjoy it you beautiful GOD and let this different environment be one of the many experiences of your NBA path, journey to stardom. Dont expect much from the game itself, as these games are dominated by guards who are out there showcasing themselves, especially Canadian guys gonna be as selfish as a LeBum in an All-Star kit. Hopefully it will be a competitive game at least, rather than a snooze fest full of empty layups.
Team World

C: Kristaps Porzingis, New York Knicks

#TeamJanis #TeamMartins
F: Random Lucky Guy #1
F: Random Lucky Guy #2
G: Random Lucky Guy #3
G: Random Lucky Guy #4
Team USA

C: Scrub #1
F: Scrub #2
F: Scrub #3
G: Scrub #4
G: Scrub #5
For all the ballboys and shadow lurkers out there:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubBzkZzpUA[/youtube]
For all the kneejerky people who turn against PMFJB and Melo in an instant:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2bBZvSPpOo[/youtube]
In a recent interview, Kristaps "Da Real 6God" Porzingis heard saying: "Drake? Who is Drake? There is only one Canadian hero":
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KagvExF-ijc[/youtube]
