Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

payitforward · Post #101 » by **payitforward** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 1:50 am

Ok, reading through the whole thread my mind is totally utterly blown. I'm starting to think that Millie really might be Hands, and that Ernie Grunfeld really might be the both of them!

But my real fear is that Doc might actually be Ernie Grunfeld. I don't mean here, on this Board; I mean, you know, running the Wizards. He took over by eating Ernie's brain (just a small snack, after all).

This is the weirdest I've felt since Colangelo fired me the other day....

baller16 · Post #102 » by **baller16** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 1:50 am

Revenge has been served for us. HAHAHA, feels good. :lol:

JWizmentality · Post #103 » by **JWizmentality** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 2:22 am

payitforward wrote:No way Millie is dyslexic. Most convincing, however, is just how different the two are overall. Millie dosn't do the characteristic Hands things -- like saying what was going to happen in the future w/ great specificity (and then changing it randomly -- back when he was posting here this season was never characterized as "a transition year" for example)

Huh?

milellie111 wrote:Wizards are a playoff caliber team. Minnesota is not. You will see the difference in the outcome of this game.

He's also very dyslexic...remember this was also once the little turd

milellie111 wrote:Not to sound negative, but this team is owned by an arrogant cheapskate, managed by a moron and coached by an idiot. Recipe for disaster. Not to mention our "elite" franchise savior point guard who we will most likely give a max deal to, cant shoot outside of 15 feet while other teams pgs

Greatest Hits

There was nothing wrong with the Vesely pick and if you know basketball, you will see how Jan will be an asset to this team VERY soon.

Hopefully no more doom and gloom in here. Already shown we can consistently beat the top team in the East. All due to a deep Wizards roster.

Post #104 » by **pineappleheadindc** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 2:42 am

^
Millie: "The future is very bright."

(No draft picks for a non-playoff team).

:nod:

AFM · Post #105 » by **AFM** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 3:06 am

The hands11 Ernie grunfeld 11th pick thing is blowing my mind

Post #106 » by **pineappleheadindc** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 3:11 am

AFM wrote:The hands11 Ernie grunfeld 11th pick thing is blowing my mind

The number 11 is full of mystery.

Link: http://www.11phenomenon.com

payitforward · Post #107 » by **payitforward** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 3:23 am

pineappleheadindc wrote:
AFM wrote:The hands11 Ernie grunfeld 11th pick thing is blowing my mind

The number 11 is full of mystery.

Link: http://www.11phenomenon.com

On top of which it'll be the 11th the day after tomorrow (that's 1 day after 1 day from now -- whoa!).

Worst of all 11 years ago, Ernie Grunfeld was our GM and 11 years from now he may still be our GM!

I'm telling you, this is a little too weird....

Donkey McDonkerton · Post #108 » by **Donkey McDonkerton** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:17 am

bulletproof_32 wrote:
fishercob wrote:More theories please!

Donkey!

He hasn't been the same since we saw the "boy in the box" halftime show during a wiz/heat game back in the day. Donk was convinced that Ted paid Chris Quinn 50 bucks under the table to pull double duty as starting pg of the heat and halftime entertainment.

Everyone is a suspect!

http://youtu.be/J5G_rdNQLFU

He is I, and I is him.....slim with the tilted brim, what's my motherfuggin name?

Donkey McDonkerton · Post #109 » by **Donkey McDonkerton** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:25 am

wasn't EG's nickname during his playing days Hands?

doclinkin · Post #110 » by **doclinkin** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 5:49 am

Really nobody saw this?

I'm 100% certain millie is hands. Yep, yep. It's not me. Nope. Nobody better believe that. No way, uh uh. Look I've been saying for years that hands after all his warnings from mods would try to find a way to have his c*ck and eat it too. And too it was tiresome that everyone had long memories on all his past failings. He built an exit strategy since the wrting was on teh wall. And people grow up eventually and out of their own abrasive style -- and so have to find new abrasive styles. It's lonely to be the butt of all the jokes and the focus. So might as well create a second persona to cheerlead yourself, for a manute. But it was clear early that both millie and hands were too similar as lightning rods for negative attention. Pretty easy to recognize that millies shorthand version of hands was simply him signing in from home computer as hands vs work computer as millie. I suspect at first it was just lazy shorthand since he'd forgotten the sign in on one computer and just left himself signed in. That explains the majority of the style differences: No time to ramble when on a work computer. Couldn't spam the board, just drop an occasional love bomb when you were feeling cocky. Note the times of day when millie posted, daytime only, not on weekends. But I think it was discovered by accident that there were helpful things about having a double persona. He's been posting on Extremeskins in the millie persona since 2011, the same forum that Hands claimed he was run off from.

Milellie is an italian surname.
Hands prided himself on his minority status as a persecuted italian.

There are waay too many coincidences.

But honestly who cares, I like both of them. They both incited and unified this online fanbase in ways that little else could in this dismal eras of dc bball hometown fandom. So if in millie hands has learned his lesson, then great, allow him the fiction, why not.

Chocolate City Jordanaire · Post #111 » by **Chocolate City Jordanaire** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:49 am

If it is you I'm a little weirded out now. The last post read more like Hands than doclinkin.

I feel like I'm in the middle of a real-life Scooby Doo mystery.

If it turns out Ernie is either of these screen personas, I'm even more perplexed. I would at least appreciate his sense of humor.

Most of all I just say be well.

BigA · Post #112 » by **BigA** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 12:26 pm

doclinkin wrote:Milellie is an italian surname.
Hands prided himself on his minority status as a persecuted italian.

What I didn't know, until this day...that it was Barzini all along.

BigA · Post #113 » by **BigA** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 1:09 pm

Chocolate City Jordanaire wrote:If it turns out Ernie is either of these screen personas, I'm even more perplexed. I would at least appreciate his sense of humor.

Especially imagining Ernie, as hands11, drunk-posting on all those game threads about what an idiot Randy is.

ozthegap · Post #114 » by **ozthegap** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 1:21 pm

Maybe ernie and randy are the same person too. Its all part of the conspiracy.

dckingsfan · Post #115 » by **dckingsfan** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 1:57 pm

I think it is Leslie Grunfeld - EG's brother...

long suffrin' boulez fan · Post #116 » by **long suffrin' boulez fan** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 2:01 pm

But does Ernie have small hands?

Post #117 » by **Ruzious** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 2:47 pm

Just like when one team is making an on-sides kick, you put in your all-hands team, we are... all hands. Not to mention, we are all Negan.

Post #118 » by **pineappleheadindc** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 2:49 pm

Y'all think that Grunfeld/hands/Millie are hiding out in Area 51?

JWizmentality · Post #119 » by **JWizmentality** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 9:37 pm

pineappleheadindc wrote:Y'all think that Grunfeld/hands/Millie are hiding out in Area 51?

The government built the ultimate troll?

nuposse04 · Post #120 » by **nuposse04** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 9:59 pm

JWizmentality wrote:
pineappleheadindc wrote:Y'all think that Grunfeld/hands/Millie are hiding out in Area 51?

The government built the ultimate troll?

Tax dollars gotta go somewhere..