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What will you rub to bring the Raptors luck?

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What will you rub to bring the Raptors luck? 

Post#1 » by YogiStewart » Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:56 pm

it's a superstition to rub various items to bring you good luck.

in Winnipeg, they rub the toe of the Timothy Eaton statue for luck.

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look how shiny that is from all the rubbing!

Rubbing a Budai statue's belly is also said to bring you luck.

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look at those Buddhists, rubbing away!

in Vegas, there are 10 items that, if you rub, supposedly bring you luck. http://vitalvegas.com/10-things-can-rub-good-luck-las-vegas-without-getting-arrested/

locally, Drake was said to have rubbed himself with his lucky lint roller to bring the Raptors good fortunes.
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so what will you be rubbing in order to bestow luck upon the Toronto Raptors?
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Post#2 » by geokilla » Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:56 pm

My dong
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Post#3 » by Johnny Bball » Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:57 pm

The wording of this title...


Are. You. ****. Serious.

Lol.
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Post#4 » by ldnk » Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:57 pm

geokilla's dong
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Post#5 » by LittleOzzy » Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:57 pm

Yogi being Yogi
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Re: What will you rub to bring the Raptors luck? 

Post#6 » by YogiStewart » Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:58 pm

geokilla wrote:My dong


like this?
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Post#7 » by Meursault » Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:58 pm

geokilla wrote:My dong


cosigned. asl?
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Post#8 » by DJ_RnC » Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:00 pm

geokilla wrote:My dong


BEAT me to it...
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Post#9 » by bigmandinky » Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:02 pm

My c*ck

Or my dinky if thats too vulgar...
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Post#10 » by Throwback24 » Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:03 pm

Since you asked...

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Post#14 » by dbhoops » Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:19 pm

Walks in....walks out.
(my debit card, taking my chances scalping game one tickets again)
I think he's either going to stay, or leave.
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Post#15 » by Drop Shot » Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:22 pm

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Post#16 » by artsncrafts » Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:22 pm

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Harold_and_Kumar wrote:What if the 10 incher was overrated and the 4 incher was too small for any playing time, but the 7 incher was a perfect fit for our roster and the 5 incher was good for specific situations, like backdoor cuts?
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Post#17 » by theonlyeastcoastrapsfan » Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:22 pm

DJ_RnC wrote:
geokilla wrote:My dong


BEAT me to it...


you were going to rub his dong?
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Post#18 » by DJ_RnC » Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:23 pm

theonlyeastcoastrapsfan wrote:
DJ_RnC wrote:
geokilla wrote:My dong


BEAT me to it...


you were going to rub his dong?


I was going to make the same post
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Post#19 » by steamed hams » Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:35 pm

That's not a Buddha statue, that's Budai
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Post#20 » by HiMyNameIsTrey » Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:44 pm

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Spoiler:
inb4 someone says Scola

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