HEAT Sign Dorell Wright

[3ballbomber]

Open spoiler if you dare!!!

Spoiler:

To those who don't know the story of his dick getting splashed about on the Internet, some **** on Twitter posted to his wife's account a tweet that was something like this:

"well how bout I just informed everyone about the 5 inches of cock you put into your mouth and vagina every night"

While the rest of the Internet fluttered about his average sized member (which is apparently too small for a 6'8" man even though there is no real correlation between height and length among humans), I immediately became envious: every night? Blow jobs too. Lucky bastard.

She must be satisfied. I mean they are married after all, so maybe he knows how to use what he's got. You might wonder what Mia Lee has to say about this?

[tweet]https://twitter.com/MiO_MyO/status/719916089514151937[/tweet]

Definitely a keeper.

"I'd like to apologize to my family, fans and the Heat organization for this embarrassment," Wright said in a statement issued by the team. "The photos were taken roughly one year ago in what I thought was a private conversation. I lacked judgment and was naive about the internet. I realize this is not an excuse, but it is something I truly regret. I realize this affects my entire family and I am embarrassed by it."

lol why the hell didn't he just pretend it wasn't him. I'm fairly sure there are at the very least two penises that look alike

[twix2500]

I will be surprise he sees the court.

[Durrrtysouth]

I think this move was done as low cost insurance and in the slim chance we make it to the finals. Could you imagine if somehow we get through the east and have to face The Warriors, I think Riley is smart enough to know that in the unlikelihood we make it, we are going to need a few more weapons offensively and depth at the wing to press full court for 48 mins. A very underrated move right now but we look like geniuses if we make it to the finals.

[HIF]

I think Wade was happier than DWright himself when he scored that first FG (let alone after the 3 of 3).

[Heat_Fan_87]

should have been getting green's minutes since he signed day 1.

[Durrrtysouth]

What a great pickup this is. If he gives us what Green was expected to, this will be huge.

[heat4life]

I like Dorell like most in here but the guy does look a little thick, slow and out of shape, no?
I mean, he hit those 3's in garbage time so the rhythm might be there but he could use a HEAT-style summer camp to get himself in HEAT shape before we ask him to replace Green.

[QUIZ]

I like Dorell like most in here but the guy does look a little thick, slow and out of shape, no?
I mean, he hit those 3's in garbage time so the rhythm might be there but he could use a HEAT-style summer camp to get himself in HEAT shape before we ask him to replace Green.

Having him probably makes Wade really happy. Reason enough to keep him around.

If the NBA added d league development spots this would all be easier.

[heat4life]

I like Dorell like most in here but the guy does look a little thick, slow and out of shape, no?
I mean, he hit those 3's in garbage time so the rhythm might be there but he could use a HEAT-style summer camp to get himself in HEAT shape before we ask him to replace Green.

Having him probably makes Wade really happy. Reason enough to keep him around.

I think winning and dollars will make Wade happier over having his buddy around. Dorell is just gravy.

[QUIZ]

I like Dorell like most in here but the guy does look a little thick, slow and out of shape, no?
I mean, he hit those 3's in garbage time so the rhythm might be there but he could use a HEAT-style summer camp to get himself in HEAT shape before we ask him to replace Green.

Having him probably makes Wade really happy. Reason enough to keep him around.

I think winning and dollars will make Wade happier over having his buddy around. Dorell is just gravy.

I think this is probably his favorite roster of all time. Don't underestimate keeping him happy and motivated. Wade has peers and equals on the heat. LBJ has James Jones...

[HIF]

should have been getting green's minutes since he signed day 1.

You're sounding like a broken record man.

[HIF]

I like Dorell like most in here but the guy does look a little thick, slow and out of shape, no?
I mean, he hit those 3's in garbage time so the rhythm might be there but he could use a HEAT-style summer camp to get himself in HEAT shape before we ask him to replace Green.

He did seem very overweight.

[Durrrtysouth]

I think DW is in good enough shape to give us 10 mpg. We just need extra shooters as the playoffs grind along. Plus now we have another player that the opposition has to scout and plan for.

Do not under estimate what those 3's in game 1 does for us in game 2. It sent a message to Charlotte. If you try to double in the paint, we have shooters ready to come in and hit the outside shot.

I love the chess match that is the NBA Playoffs.

[heat4life]

I think DW is in good enough shape to give us 10 mpg. We just need extra shooters as the playoffs grind along. Plus now we have another player that the opposition has to scout and plan for.

Do not under estimate what those 3's in game 1 does for us in game 2. It sent a message to Charlotte. If you try to double in the paint, we have shooters ready to come in and hit the outside shot.

I love the chess match that is the NBA Playoffs.

Dorell might be a situational solution as you explain it but I wouldn't guarantee him 10mpg, especially with how slow he looked. I wouldn't write him off completely but at this stage, do you really think he can guard Batum? Kemba? Lin? Williams?

Our best options are still Deng, Richardson and Winslow defending those four. Green and Dorell are on a exclusive case-by-case basis at this point IMO. Think James Jones in the last few years in Miami.

[Durrrtysouth]

I think DW is in good enough shape to give us 10 mpg. We just need extra shooters as the playoffs grind along. Plus now we have another player that the opposition has to scout and plan for.

Do not under estimate what those 3's in game 1 does for us in game 2. It sent a message to Charlotte. If you try to double in the paint, we have shooters ready to come in and hit the outside shot.

I love the chess match that is the NBA Playoffs.

Dorell might be a situational solution as you explain it but I wouldn't guarantee him 10mpg, especially with how slow he looked. I wouldn't write him off completely but at this stage, do you really think he can guard Batum? Kemba? Lin? Williams?

Our best options are still Deng, Richardson and Winslow defending those four. Green and Dorell are on a exclusive case-by-case basis at this point IMO. Think James Jones in the last few years in Miami.

By no means do I think he is going to crack the 8 or 9 man rotation, he won't get 10 mpg either, but I was just saying in games we need extra shooters, I think he can give us 10 mins. If we by some miracle make it to the finals against GSW, he may just be thrust into a more important role to keep up offensively with their barrage of 3's that you really can't do anything about except try to match.

On defense, I totally agree that Deng, J Rich and Winslow are the ones that get the assignments. I am just happy that we have someone thats going to give the opposition some extra time accounting for in the game planning. I think opposing teams don't respect Green but have to show some respect for DW. How would you rate his defense compared to JJ though?