Random Thoughts XVI

[Chalm Down]

Silicone Valley is funny as chit. Watch it brahs.

Do you mean Silicon Valley?

Or maybe you don't

Silicone Valley (San Fernando Valley), a pioneering region for the pornography industry; nickname coined as a pun on Silicon Valley, but referring to silicone breast implants rather than silicon chips

[goodboy]

Silicone Valley is funny as chit. Watch it brahs.

Do you mean Silicon Valley?

Or maybe you don't

Silicone Valley (San Fernando Valley), a pioneering region for the pornography industry; nickname coined as a pun on Silicon Valley, but referring to silicone breast implants rather than silicon chips

[goodboy]

The GoT ending episode, right in the feels.

Spoiler:

Now we know why he's called "Hodor" and the only thing he says, short for "hold the door" damn mayne. He knew his faith was sealed decades back.

[Chalm Down]

The GoT ending episode, right in the feels.

Spoiler:

Now we know why he's called "Hodor" and the only thing he says, short for "hold the door" damn mayne. He knew his faith was sealed decades back.

Stop watching GoT, come watch the Raps game with us

[goodboy]

The GoT ending episode, right in the feels.

Spoiler:

Now we know why he's called "Hodor" and the only thing he says, short for "hold the door" damn mayne. He knew his faith was sealed decades back.

Stop watching GoT, come watch the Raps game with us

Oh yeah there is a game today LOL

[QUIZ]

Somebody should hurry up and change their username to "SHAMBLES" before it gets taken.

[gom]

The GoT ending episode, right in the feels.

Spoiler:

Now we know why he's called "Hodor" and the only thing he says, short for "hold the door" damn mayne. He knew his faith was sealed decades back.

Stop watching GoT, come watch the Raps game with us

Oh yeah there is a game today LOL

I'm a huge fan of the books and now the series too, but the ("I am my own grandfather") time traveling closed loop of Bran warging into Hodor in the past from the future disappointed me. Now Bran can time travel back to the Red Wedding and undo it as well I suppose. Anyway, there is hope that the books won't approach it the same way:

http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/05/game-of-thrones-hodor-george-rr-martin-different

I hope so. It seemed like pretty bad for the plot to be so rickety.

[goodboy]

Stop watching GoT, come watch the Raps game with us

Oh yeah there is a game today LOL

I'm a huge fan of the books and now the series too, but the ("I am my own grandfather") time traveling closed loop of Bran warging into Hodor in the past from the future disappointed me. Now Bran can time travel back to the Red Wedding and undo it as well I suppose. Anyway, there is hope that the books won't approach it the same way:

http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/05/game-of-thrones-hodor-george-rr-martin-different

I hope so. It seemed like pretty bad for the plot to be so rickety.

First thing I thought of is Bran undoing his fathers death. That's lame though. That would completely change the whole course of the story line. (then again, I hope Stannis is alive and if not, Bran can change events that makes Stannis alive lol.)

They did mention that they're shifting away from the books though right? This was said to be true during season 5ish. Idk. Not sure.

[Maroko]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9T-9fZn_oA#t=27[/youtube]

[KingDavid]

Who likes eating these?

[KingDavid]

Or the sugar-free haribo gummy bears?

I asked because I've been crying from laughter for the past 45 minutes.

A few excerpts;

"Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors. But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible."

"I spun her around so that she was looking out the window. My "plan" was that she'd be so distracted by the modest 4th floor view, that it would allow me to pull my pants off while I sprinted down the hall, silently singing the praises of the noise-reducing quality of my new headphones. (this story will be reprinted in its entirety as a 5 star review on the Sony Beats Audio Amazon page.)"

"Amid the feverish, fruitless dance I did across my tiny bathroom floor, it dawned on me that it had been more than a minute since my last soul-wrenching anal tantrum. Dear Lord, is it over? I asked, quite possibly aloud. I may have been light-headed and delusional, but I began to imagine a non-ignominious resolution to this ordeal. I just needed to get her the hell out of here"

"Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet's virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality. I imagined some poor Italian carpenter weeping over the violently soiled remains of his once beautiful creation"

""Sind Sie Kaffee machen?" she asked.

Am I making coffee?

I thought I must have mistranslated her at first, then finally I realized that yes, the loud, ominous gurgling coming from my gut could easily be mistaken for the percolating of some bachelor's crappy coffeemaker.

"Du hast Haribo!" she said to me. Accompanied by a satisfied smile. A big, beaming Hansel and Gretel smile, that slightly turned down in one corner at the sound we both suddenly heard. A low rumble from deep within her GI tract that sounded like Gefahrrrrr.

The German word for Danger."

I can't believe I never knew the horrors of those sugar free gummy bears! Amazon reviews http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/cr/B008JELLCA/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_viewopt_srt?pageNumber=1&sortBy=helpful

[Maroko]

Divorce upcoming...SMH

[Maroko]

/dead

[Maroko]

Spoiler:

[goodboy]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9T-9fZn_oA#t=27[/youtube]

Cant wait makoko cant wait

[Dr_Heat]

Who likes eating these?

Pre and post workout on heavy leg day.

[Bishop45]

Who likes eating these?

Blue Sharks from the corner store>>>

[DayofMourning]

Watching videos of Shaq vs Zo on youtube and it makes me wish that Wade's career and Zo's career coincided. Shaq had Penny and Kobe. Zo didn't have anyone of that caliber on the wing. It would have made for some really great matchups.

[HeatFanDan]

Who likes eating these?

The clear ones taste weird.

[heat4life]

Stop watching GoT, come watch the Raps game with us

Oh yeah there is a game today LOL

I'm a huge fan of the books and now the series too, but the ("I am my own grandfather") time traveling closed loop of Bran warging into Hodor in the past from the future disappointed me. Now Bran can time travel back to the Red Wedding and undo it as well I suppose. Anyway, there is hope that the books won't approach it the same way:

http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/05/game-of-thrones-hodor-george-rr-martin-different

I hope so. It seemed like pretty bad for the plot to be so rickety.

It seems to be angling towards Bran interfering with his Dad's story line which is what started all the suffering for the Starks to begin with. The Hodor ending was sad and Bran seems to blame himself for it. The good? We get to see more of the White Walkers.