Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM

[desi tmac91]

Paul George's ascension to the peak of of his sport has been astonishing but all too real. His talents are numerous and should be appreciated that is for certain. His acceleration is almost too rapid to comprehend. He effortlessly roars past his defenders with the sleekness of a Peregrine Falcon. His defender lies motionless, glued to the floor. As he watches this brilliant contortionist slide past him with the greatest ease and confidence his soul wilts till it has reached the point of extinction

His speed and skill is one thing but this is a gentleman with wisdom which belies his true age. This cunning craftsman overwhelms his defenders not only with his physical gifts, which are plenty, but also with his stupendous cerebral approach which can never be underestimated. He utilizes his keen eye for the game and superior guile and ultimately leaves his opponent dismayed and shocked at what has been demonstrated before him. He is a performer, that should be understood, but is also a battle tested warrior looking for new and greater challenges. We are in a great age when we get to see this exquisite athlete perform before us.

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Green Apple is a top five RealGM poster.

I miss that dude so much.

[SpinninHouse]

Paul George's ascension to the peak of of his sport has been astonishing but all too real. His talents are numerous and should be appreciated that is for certain. His acceleration is almost too rapid to comprehend. He effortlessly roars past his defenders with the sleekness of a Peregrine Falcon. His defender lies motionless, glued to the floor. As he watches this brilliant contortionist slide past him with the greatest ease and confidence his soul wilts till it has reached the point of extinction

His speed and skill is one thing but this is a gentleman with wisdom which belies his true age. This cunning craftsman overwhelms his defenders not only with his physical gifts, which are plenty, but also with his stupendous cerebral approach which can never be underestimated. He utilizes his keen eye for the game and superior guile and ultimately leaves his opponent dismayed and shocked at what has been demonstrated before him. He is a performer, that should be understood, but is also a battle tested warrior looking for new and greater challenges. We are in a great age when we get to see this exquisite athlete perform before us.

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Green Apple is a top five RealGM poster.

I miss that dude so much.

That Falcon line gets me every time.

[packforfreedom]

The Wall of Hands

[ratrac]

The one where someone was talking bout putting Nate Robinson i think on shaqs shoulder and having shaq throw him from the three point line. Something like that. It had me dying

It was Boykins-Shaq combo. viewtopic.php?t=855808

[SpinninHouse]

Evading the language filter

[DNP - Old]

The Wall of Hands

Lol, read the entire thread looking for this, you beat me to it

[DNP - Old]

I LOVED the "MS Paint Wiretap" thread back in the day, I cried of laughter more than once there.

Also, from the GIF and pics threads prior to the "Media" thread, there was once a Vince Carter gif from his Orlando days stepping on the ball while dribbling that made him roll over and lose the ball. That gif made my day man

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[SashAlex]

Paul George's ascension to the peak of of his sport has been astonishing but all too real. His talents are numerous and should be appreciated that is for certain. His acceleration is almost too rapid to comprehend. He effortlessly roars past his defenders with the sleekness of a Peregrine Falcon. His defender lies motionless, glued to the floor. As he watches this brilliant contortionist slide past him with the greatest ease and confidence his soul wilts till it has reached the point of extinction

His speed and skill is one thing but this is a gentleman with wisdom which belies his true age. This cunning craftsman overwhelms his defenders not only with his physical gifts, which are plenty, but also with his stupendous cerebral approach which can never be underestimated. He utilizes his keen eye for the game and superior guile and ultimately leaves his opponent dismayed and shocked at what has been demonstrated before him. He is a performer, that should be understood, but is also a battle tested warrior looking for new and greater challenges. We are in a great age when we get to see this exquisite athlete perform before us.

search.php?author_id=137949&sr=posts

Green Apple is a top five RealGM poster.

I miss that dude so much.

Did Bill Walton have an undercover account on this forum!? Seems like it.

[BBallFreak]

I remember Bulls fans arguing that Heat fans should be more than willing to trade Dwyane Wade for Jamal Crawford during Wade's rookie year...

[baldur]

The one where someone was talking bout putting Nate Robinson i think on shaqs shoulder and having shaq throw him from the three point line. Something like that. It had me dying

It was Boykins-Shaq combo. viewtopic.php?t=855808

i have been laughing at this for the last 5 minutes out loud. especially game plan b is priceless.

[Kabookalu]

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If you have time, at least read this through until the 5th page. I still have to contain my laughter every time I go back to it

[FirstInkTDot]

Refer to my sig

[Devassa]

Paul George's ascension to the peak of of his sport has been astonishing but all too real. His talents are numerous and should be appreciated that is for certain. His acceleration is almost too rapid to comprehend. He effortlessly roars past his defenders with the sleekness of a Peregrine Falcon. His defender lies motionless, glued to the floor. As he watches this brilliant contortionist slide past him with the greatest ease and confidence his soul wilts till it has reached the point of extinction

His speed and skill is one thing but this is a gentleman with wisdom which belies his true age. This cunning craftsman overwhelms his defenders not only with his physical gifts, which are plenty, but also with his stupendous cerebral approach which can never be underestimated. He utilizes his keen eye for the game and superior guile and ultimately leaves his opponent dismayed and shocked at what has been demonstrated before him. He is a performer, that should be understood, but is also a battle tested warrior looking for new and greater challenges. We are in a great age when we get to see this exquisite athlete perform before us.

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Green Apple is a top five RealGM poster.

How have I never seen these??

[Raptor_Guy]

I LOVED the "MS Paint Wiretap" thread back in the day, I cried of laughter more than once there.

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Aw man, that brings me back haha.

The Smitch comics on the Raptors board back in the day were my other favourite.

Edit: Another great one was MS Painting a play for your team.

[Yoshun]

Almost forgot, anyone remember that Oneanswer stuff a while back? I don't even think I was posting yet back then. That was some pretty funny stuff

[rumdiary]

LilOJMayo

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[watch1958]

Best I ever read was an old Bulls thread where they made fun of one of their Eddie Curry vintage teams by comparing it to the DreamTeam. Solid work by dozens of posters. Brutal, start to finish. Wish I could find a link.

[BigLurch92]

Assfault.

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=886428#start_here

Cant believe that was over 6 years ago. Classic.

[Wolf_Cry]

This one's my favorite. Always go back to it for laughs.
http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1289781#start_here

[chyau.00]

KidPistol

So if you swish a 3, it's worth 5
Swish a 2 it's worth 4
A free throw is now worth 3 if it's all net
And-one if it swishes is now worth 4 or 5(4 point play)+ 3 if you swish the free throw. Teams would literally have a chance at coming back if they are down by 8 under 30 seconds making the game more interesting.
This revolutionizes the game. Players would literally focus on their shots instead of chucking them.

NBA should think about this. Thoughts?