Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM

[BobanSmash]

We get new candidates every day and we all know that the offseason is magical time in general board.

Just today I was reading the "who would score against Kawhi" thread when I came across this gem

If I started with the ball, I'd have like a 25/30% chance of scoring.

Anyone who's played basketball their whole life can score on somebody once. NBA players are on another level, but they're still human beings. Kawhi (who went to my HS btw, though after I graduated:) would face me having no idea how I play, what my tendencies are, etc... There are ways of getting clean looks on anybody. I'm 5'10" and white, and I guarantee I'd get a bucket on him if we didn't play make it take it. All you need is that clean look.

5'10" average joes think they have 30% change on scoring against the DPOY, who is ridicously faster and stronger while being 6'7" with a wingspan of and boeing 707

"all you need is that clean look" You wouldn't get a look, let alone a clean one.

[gofret]

LilOjMayo's various post on OJ Mayo... Like his facial hair was pretty damn hilarious... "Rich in texture" as he described it

Then his disappointment/abandonment thread when he realized he wasn't going to live up to the hype.

A Magic fan when they said they weren't gay "but would want to see how Dwight Howard would feel like" randomly in a gamethread.

Paul George's Ascension...

Then these gems:

Gay-Love-Sessions to Occur in Minnesota:
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Stephon Curry got married: Read his Mind:
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Haha Gay Love Sessions was one of the best

[ryanpuge]

this...

[kennethgriffin]

Spoiler:

Using Ranker.com as justification for anything definitely keep within the theme of this thread.

you act as if literally every other fan poll doesn't have kobe in its top 10. and ranker is just as legitimate as any other meaningless fan vote

i sighted angergeneral and insidehoops aswell. would you like me to list more?

ok

heres a sportsnation vote with kobe 8th
http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/post/_/id/11090247/all-nba-players




all i'm saying is kobe is in every other top 10 i've seen for the most part

Dude, stop trying to hijack the thread with your Kobe-head rhetoric; you're not going to change anyone's mind and nobody's going to put Kobe in their top 10s because of your silly arguments. Give it up and let this thread be what it's supposed to be.

all i did was post the most hilarious thing. the people hijacking the thread are those who quote me and cry like little babies about it

and i'm not trying to change anyones mind. i know where i am. and kobes legacy is already cemented. he probly had one of the greatest called shots in sports history with that 60 point game winner retirement game on 1 leg

i expect a movie to be made about it

[blitz41]

Somewhere on the NYK board a guy made thread talking about his Puerto rican girlfriend getting fat, the responses are ruthless, but one of the funniest OT threads ive read on GM.

[kennethgriffin]

Somewhere on the NYK board a guy made thread talking about his Puerto rican girlfriend getting fat, the responses are ruthless, but one of the funniest OT threads ive read on GM.

is this little bruce? dude .. nobodies gonna pay to hear you cry about john cena. get back on youtube.

[ppedro123]

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If you have time, at least read this through until the 5th page. I still have to contain my laughter every time I go back to it

agreed

I read "was out on a date" and scrolled down to the picture to look for the girl..then I thought, Bruno's dating a guy?

i died right here

[blitz41]

Somewhere on the NYK board a guy made thread talking about his Puerto rican girlfriend getting fat, the responses are ruthless, but one of the funniest OT threads ive read on GM.

is this little bruce? dude .. nobodies gonna pay to hear you cry about john cena. get back on youtube.

What in the world are you talking about lol?

[ppedro123]

Boykins/Shaq offense and Wall of Hands Defense made me die too

[The Main Event]

It s already been mentioned in this page but the guy with the Greivis Vasquez story(i think it was on the Raps board) was hillarious.He also had one about Spencer Hawes and how his brother ended up sending him a pic of his genitals

Also i remember this thread again from a Toronto guy whose gf supposedly gave Jalen Rose her phone number and Rose was calling her in the middle of the night or something and he was asking for advice.This could all be the same guy for all i know

That was me and all of the stories were 100% true.

[hyper316]

Abercrombie is life

[ppedro123]

It s already been mentioned in this page but the guy with the Greivis Vasquez story(i think it was on the Raps board) was hillarious.He also had one about Spencer Hawes and how his brother ended up sending him a pic of his genitals

Also i remember this thread again from a Toronto guy whose gf supposedly gave Jalen Rose her phone number and Rose was calling her in the middle of the night or something and he was asking for advice.This could all be the same guy for all i know

That was me and all of the stories were 100% true.

haha sure



but thanks, made me laugh a lot

[SpinninHouse]

Probably one that i wrote, 10 years ago, spewing on abouy how good Darko was about to be.

LOL, reminds me of when I touted C-Unit (Crawford, Curry and Chandler) as being the next Dynasty.

[KF10]

197 IQ.

I was laughing my butt off when I read that thread at the time.

[JasonStern]

not GOAT tier, but I got a kick out of:

Found one worse:

Tim "Penny" Hardaway 1991

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/199112270MIN.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

unfortunately, mods deleted the fun responses.

[Tim Lehrbach]

Anybody post that thread where the court went from two hoops to three to, like, a hundred? I want to see those images again.

[Blame Rasho]

Anybody post that thread where the court went from two hoops to three to, like, a hundred? I want to see those images again.

The Amazing Ha thread was pretty good... and the Amazingly Sucky Juan Dixon Thread is up there.

[WVSArtist]

I put on a Golden State jersey and kick Kawhi in the nuts a couple of times then score my ten points when he's lying on the ground.

Then the NBA suspends Kawhi for hurting my legs

[kerplunk]

Anybody post that thread where the court went from two hoops to three to, like, a hundred? I want to see those images again.

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But... no one beats assfault.

[Devilzsidewalk]

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1341511#start_here

If you have time, at least read this through until the 5th page. I still have to contain my laughter every time I go back to it

i don't know the icebelly references