Miami Heat 2016 Offseason Thread; "It will be fun in July"- July-er(Part XIII)

Post #161 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 1:51 am

Rapaz wrote:[tweet]https://twitter.com/CrabSmutPeddler/status/752307736017195009[/tweet]

For those who don't know:
Spoiler:
"John Wayne Bobbitt and Lorena Bobbitt are a former American couple, married on June 18, 1989, whose relationship made world-wide headlines in 1993 when Lorena cut off her husband's penis with a knife while he was asleep in bed. The penis was subsequently surgically reattached."

"Surgeon James T. Sehn presenting evidence of the wounding"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4MNBDC4SIU&feature=youtu.be[/youtube]
He abused Deng

Post #162 » by **KingDavid** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 1:51 am

Loaded backcourt...as deep as a kiddie pool though.

I wonder if anyone on the perimeter aside from Dragic can create...I like the Willie Reed signing. Now only if we can acquire Christian Wood...

twix2500 · Post #163 » by **twix2500** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 1:53 am

Well how wrong we all were on the salary increase this summer. Everyone was thinking TJ was gonna get 1-2 mill per. LOL

Post #164 » by **QUIZ** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 1:55 am

twix2500 wrote:Well how wrong we all were on the salary increase this summer. Everyone was thinking TJ was gonna get 1-2 mill per. LOL

Update the sig Twix.

Grumpy Heat Fan · Post #165 » by **Grumpy Heat Fan** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:01 am

Saw this on instagram.......

Daffy · Post #166 » by **Daffy** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:02 am

N82WILL wrote:Cannot wait to be the 9th seed and miss out on Josh Jackson. YAYYYY

Dennis Smith JR**

Rapaz · Post #167 » by **Rapaz** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:03 am

MettaWorldPanda wrote:
Spoiler:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4MNBDC4SIU&feature=youtu.be[/youtube]

He abused Deng

Believe me, Panda, I know Babbitt well:

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?p=42774657#p42774657

Daffy · Post #168 » by **Daffy** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:07 am

You know the feeling I'm getting around here when I see people talking about our young players and teams upcoming success? (Tyler Johnson being worth the contract, not trading Winslow for Butler/Griffin, finishing top 4 in the east,etc)

It's like when you take a sh*t and your friends and family tells you it stinks and smells but you can't smell it and think it doesn't smell that bad because it's your sh*t. Yeah. That's the feeling

Some of you guys are putting too much hope into this team currently and overvaluing some of our young players.

Rapaz · Post #169 » by **Rapaz** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:10 am

Mon Feb 23, 2015 11:36 pm:

IggieCC wrote:
DefenseWins wrote:
IggieCC wrote:so pelicans beat rators without AD and RA...

we are lucky to be in the east and fighting for the playoffs

Toronto was leading by 18

then LUKE BABBITT AND COLE CAME IN AND WILLED THEM TO VICTORY!AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

hilarious

Babbitt is so funny looking along with his name, he is from Lord of the Rings lmaooo

Babbitt is shooting nearly 50% from 3 brah for the season.. he's taken 89 3s.

He is 6'9 and totally a Lord of the Rings character. We should keep an eye on him.

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?p=42802470#p42802470

This is all part of Based Satan CC's master plan.

FlashFlare · Post #170 » by **FlashFlare** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:13 am

lmaoo that hobbit Bilbo Babbitt is on this team now??? :lol:

Post #171 » by **KingDavid** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:14 am

Daffy wrote:You know the feeling I'm getting around here when I see people talking about our young players and teams upcoming success? (Tyler Johnson being worth the contract, not trading Winslow for Butler/Griffin, finishing top 4 in the east,etc)

It's like when you take a sh*t and your friends and family tells you it stinks and smells but you can't smell it and think it doesn't smell that bad because it's your sh*t. Yeah. That's the feeling

Some of you guys are putting too much hope into this team currently and overvaluing some of our young players.

The only perimeter player that resembles a playmaker is Dragic.

No one else.

That will be a glaring reality come preseason.

Additionally, you should use Poo-puri to eliminate the foul-smelling dumps you leave for your friends and family. Or at least an air freshener ffs.

Post #172 » by **KingDavid** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:17 am

HEATlanta wrote:We're bringing Beno back? WTF? 4 PGs??? TJ at the 2 is a joke...6'4, 185lbs is way too skinny. Klay Thompson will toss him like a rag doll!

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...why does that matter?

Are you anticipating a Finals match against the Warriors?

twix2500 · Post #173 » by **twix2500** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:17 am

QUIZ wrote:
twix2500 wrote:Well how wrong we all were on the salary increase this summer. Everyone was thinking TJ was gonna get 1-2 mill per. LOL

Update the sig Twix.

I will

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PizzaLord305 · Post #174 » by **PizzaLord305** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:19 am

SlowPaced wrote:
HEATlanta wrote:We're bringing Beno back? WTF? 4 PGs??? TJ at the 2 is a joke...6'4, 185lbs is way too skinny. Klay Thompson will toss him like a rag doll!

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Oh yeah? Tell that to Avery Bradley, who is a 6'2'' and 180 lbs SG and is one of the premier perimeter defenders in the game. And happened be a nightmare for the Warriors each time they faced the Celtics.

If I were TJ, I'd study the hell out of him. He has similar upside.

Yeah, that's best case scenario for tj. Avery Bradley is reallllllly good.

Enso · Post #175 » by **Enso** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:25 am

I'm loving pretty much every move Riley made tbh.

Babbit, the Johnson's, Reed, UD & Williams. The only one I'm iffy about is Ellington.

Enso · Post #176 » by **Enso** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:26 am

Hope TJ "get's his 2k rating up" next year. I find his dynamic version this year was not the most accurate.

SCHeat · Post #177 » by **SCHeat** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:36 am

QUIZ wrote:Nets fans seem pretty broken up over us matching.

I honestly am shocked that we did this. I wanted him back but I was sure that we wouldn't swallow the poison pill for TJ.

I guess they either think he'll live up to it or they believe that even at that price he'll be a valuable assets in a trade.

At the end of the day though you have to spend your money on someone. We can't keep talking about flexibility and Free agency classes forever. At some points its got to amount to something.

So in that regard I'm glad we matched, we have a real youth movement going now. Keep building, that way. All we really need now is a stud top 7 pick and we should be able to turn our young core into something special.

It also makes some sense if 2017 is the plan. Go get a top 5-7 pick, two stud FA to pair with TJ, HW, JR, and JW. Then you are set up for a solid few years run.

Myam333 · Post #178 » by **Myam333** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:38 am

MettaWorldPanda wrote:
Rapaz wrote:[tweet]https://twitter.com/CrabSmutPeddler/status/752307736017195009[/tweet]

For those who don't know:
Spoiler:
"John Wayne Bobbitt and Lorena Bobbitt are a former American couple, married on June 18, 1989, whose relationship made world-wide headlines in 1993 when Lorena cut off her husband's penis with a knife while he was asleep in bed. The penis was subsequently surgically reattached."

"Surgeon James T. Sehn presenting evidence of the wounding"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4MNBDC4SIU&feature=youtu.be[/youtube]
He abused Deng

Made him look like Dung

spectrec130 · Post #179 » by **spectrec130** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:46 am

Member of Team Tank here wanted to extend my sincerest thanks to the Don for getting on board with our plan..... Glad to have you and you are welcome to beverages and food in the states room!!!

spectrec130 · Post #180 » by **spectrec130** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:51 am

Glad TJ is onboard with the youth movement.

Message to the Nets: