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Post#61 » by aIvin adams » Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:51 am

b-ball forever wrote:
Harlemheat37 wrote:parents need to step up..before they have "sex talks" with their kids..before they have the "Santa Clause, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy" talks with their kids..they need to have the "Kobe" talk..they need to explain to their kids that they should never cheer for a guy like this, and give the reasons..if their kid's argument is "I love Kobe because he's so good", then you reply with "how many titles as a #1 option does he have?"....


This post is hilarious.

Btw the answer to that question is now 1

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Post#62 » by bwgood77 » Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:15 pm

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Looks like our thread got copied on the general board. The first one is funny (only one I've read so far so I thought I'd post here).

Oh man I'm crying reading the second one.

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Post#63 » by bwgood77 » Mon Jul 20, 2015 8:07 pm

OK, this might be the best thread of all time. On page 3 it gets really good and on page 5 turns to gold.

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Post#64 » by saintEscaton » Mon Jul 20, 2015 8:13 pm

bwgood77 wrote:OK, this might be the best thread of all time. On page 3 it gets really good and on page 5 turns to gold.

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1341511#start_here


The Rapors board is great love their poster's self-deprecating humor "OMG HAI BRAZILIAN DURANT. ARE YOU STILL 2 YEARS AWAY FROM BEING 2 YEARS AWAY? I SEE YOU'VE BEEN MAKING GAINS IN THE GYM!"
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Post#65 » by bwgood77 » Mon Aug 3, 2015 2:08 am

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b-ball forever wrote:I hope Burningheart will show up again sometime, miss his black and white no bullschiyt view on things. He's like Rorshasch from Watchmen "Never Compromise".

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Like in the Nash to LA thread from a few years ago :

BurningHeart wrote:I hope he crashes and burns. 11 points, 4 assists a game.

I hope he doesn't work well with Kobe Bryant at all.

I hope they come to blows, the entire locker room unravels, and the whole team disintegrates into nothing.

I hope he fails in every single way possible.

The Lakers are the enemy. Steve Nash is the enemy. Until he comes back to Phoenix for his Ring of Honor Ceremony, and maybe even then, he's dead to me. If he wanted to go to the Lakers so badly, he should have gone right ahead and done so for three million dollars a year. Nothing was stopping him from doing otherwise. Screw him and screw the Phoenix Suns organization for acquiescing.

Sorry if that's not cheery or diplomatic enough for you. You want to root for a Laker, go right ahead.

This thread is doing a damn good job in getting me to open up about this.


BurningHeart wrote:If he cared about his kids that much, he would have stayed in Phoenix.

If he cared about his kids that much, he would have moved them to LA with him.

If he cared about his kids that much, he would have taken the three million dollar offer and not forced us to deal with Satan's purple and gold minions.

If he cared about his kids that much, he wouldn't have gotten a divorce from their mother.

No. He wanted it all. And now he's got it.

**** him.


His Laker/Kobe hate posts were the best. The only other poster I remember who could match him in Kobe disection was this Spurs fan called Harlemheat37, that guy posted some amazing Kobe bash stuff like this : (was posted in 2008 before Kobe finally managed to win a title without Shaq, in the "Is Kobe the most popular athlete in the World" thread on the GB)

Harlemheat37 wrote:by popularity, I think it means "well-known"..because for as many fans that Kobe has, you'll find almost as many haters(for good reason)..

honestly though, it's ridiculous..I'm with Trade Machine..I can't cheer for team USA if they have thugs like Kobe on the team..I don't feel comfortable having a guy like that representing ME and the country I live in..why wasn't there a petition against this? parents need to step up..before they have "sex talks" with their kids..before they have the "Santa Clause, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy" talks with their kids..they need to have the "Kobe" talk..they need to explain to their kids that they should never cheer for a guy like this, and give the reasons..if their kid's argument is "I love Kobe because he's so good", then you reply with "how many titles as a #1 option does he have?"..

Lebron James is worthy of popularity..he's one of the best leaders in the NBA at a young age, and a great teammate..Dwyane Wade? great leader that single-handedly won an NBA finals..a positive role model that even gives chances to ugly older women like Star Jones, just because he's a nice guy that doesn't judge people..Chris Paul? brought hope to the lost city of New Orleans and took their minds off tragedy by excelling on the basketball court..Tim Duncan? an ultimate winner, as unselfish as they come..KG? one of the biggest team players in NBA history that showed that teamwork wins titles this year..a guy that took in a troubled kid and gave him a good home..Dirk Nowitzki? a guy that kept signing autographs on Punk'd, even though the kid was annoying and asked him to sign a Lebron James jersey..Paul Pierce? a guy that will probably have knee problems for the rest of his life, just so he could bring a championship back to Boston..Yao Ming? a global icon and as nice a guy as you'll find..Dwight Howard+Chris Bosh? 2 likable guys that love joking around and entertain the fans as much as possible..

there are many more as well..the NBA needs to market the good guys in the game..we need the parents around the world to teach their kids about the differences of "good guys" and "bad guys"..the world would be a better place..


Great post. Thanks for taking the time to quote all those things. Solid.
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Post#66 » by bwgood77 » Fri Aug 14, 2015 2:52 am

GoranTragic mocking people for including Archie Goodwin in a trade for Ibaka is WAY up there.
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Post#67 » by saintEscaton » Fri Aug 14, 2015 3:00 am

bwgood77 wrote:GoranTragic mocking people for including Archie Goodwin in a trade for Ibaka is WAY up there.


If I'm not mistaken there was another poster who claimed that Ibaka was overrated and said that the only 25 or under PFs he would take over Kieff are Anthony Davis and Blake Griffin
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Post#68 » by JohnVancouver » Fri Sep 4, 2015 7:35 pm

I can'
t remember specifics but any of the draft threads where we sold our picks - the black humour was incredible, written in battery acid. Frank also had a solid, if jaundiced by experience comment on any topic. The team was great and the board was equally stellar.
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Post#69 » by bwgood77 » Sat Nov 21, 2015 1:25 am

After Knight's big game, on the general board, in a thread about him..'

Big Aristotle wrote:In moments of peril, many men attempt to recapture their self from long ago when they return home after a long absence. They may visit their childhood home, marveling how the grass in the front yard is no longer as green as it had been. They may arrive at the storied delicatessen, hoping the taste of a cold cut harkens back to a past time, a past memory, although it rarely does. Or they may visit their elementary school gymnasium, listening to the sweet sound of a basketball smacking the sooty wood, as they pine for a simpler time. These pilgrimages seldom end in elation.

Brandon Knight. BK. "Mr. Whopper Jr." the employees at the local Burger King mutter under their breath as he orders the sandwich every Friday. Alone in his car, he unwraps the package, closing his eyes and thinking of his high school days in Florida, and takes a bite. "What happened to that guy ... that PHENOM?!" he bellows, looking at his reflection in the rear-view mirror, his mouth full of meat. "Will I ever find my place in the world?" he asks aloud.

A man who has achieved a fair amount of success and failure, he feels different now in his fifth year. Waking in a sweat one night in July, he had an epiphany. Unable to explain what came over him, he purchased a plane ticket for Fort Lauderdale and packed a small suitcase. "I won't need much," he said as he turned off the lights and locked his home. At the arrivals gate, he headed straight for a chauffeur. "Where are you going," the well-dressed man asked.

"The place where boys become MEN," Knight responded. "Pine Crest Gym."

It's been years, but he remarks how familiar it feels entering the empty gym again. He dribbles around the court, his body moving freely, like a man who has recently rid himself of the firm grip of a pair of shackles. Coming to a halt, he picks up his dribble and shoots, a smile appearing from ear to ear ...

"Will it be the usual today, Mr. Knight?" the Burger King employee asks him Friday evening.

"Yeah, just the Whopper Jr. with fries and ... wait," Knight pauses. He closes his eyes, quelling the tears before they fall from his eyes. "You know what," he says to the employee, his voice full of bliss, "I'll have a Whopper."
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Post#70 » by bwgood77 » Thu Nov 26, 2015 1:06 am

The funny post of the day from Mr. Puddles on the general board.

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Post#71 » by PackSuns » Thu Nov 26, 2015 6:14 am

That 10 of you think that Tucker should start over TJ
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Post#72 » by SunsRback4Good » Thu Nov 26, 2015 6:37 am

Haha, great read. Thanks for bumping this thread up cause I haven't seen it yet.
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Post#73 » by bwgood77 » Thu Nov 26, 2015 6:52 am

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b-ball forever wrote:One thing I liked in there was alvinadams' comments and thread title changing thru-out the draft. First "sum dum **** CBA league", then "PAGING JDIDDY" to catch his attention, then "PSST, jdiddy it's ok, come here lil buddy" when he was completely lost. The comment about jdiddy's "No!!! I will be on right now" post being existentially mindblowing, the quotes such as :
to get peeps to draft, etc...

Hope he'll be running the China league again next season

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I nominate aIvin Adams for GOAT Fantasy League Commissioner. It takes a special sort of man for someone to still have their sanity after running that league.


I think it may have worn him out for fantasy...either he has some big strategy on an end of the year surge, or isn't paying attention to his D league roster.
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Post#74 » by aIvin adams » Mon Nov 30, 2015 9:33 pm

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I think it may have worn him out for fantasy...either he has some big strategy on an end of the year surge, or isn't paying attention to his D league roster.


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Post#76 » by bwgood77 » Sun Jun 12, 2016 12:43 am

Found another good one.

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Post#77 » by bwgood77 » Sun Jul 24, 2016 3:09 am

LukasBMW wrote:
Devin took 2 dumps yesterday.... Average NBA players take one.

He is special

And Frank dumps all day - making him an extra special poster :lol:


I take 3-4 massive (and I mean -MASSIVE-) **** a day.

Morning - 30 minutes after I wake up. This is the biggest **** of my day.

Afternoon - lunch time

And then 1-2 more at night, one usually when I get home from work and one before I go to bed.


I just need to copy this here because every time I read it I laugh out loud.
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Post#78 » by sunsbum » Sun Jul 24, 2016 7:49 pm

Oh man, I never saw this thread. That sum league thread was probably the best thing I can remember. I was always terrified to log in because if my name was stuck on the clock for more than a fricken hour I was going to get some juicy PMs and thread mentions haha.
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Post#79 » by Jdiddy701 » Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:56 am

sunsbum wrote:Oh man, I never saw this thread. That sum league thread was probably the best thing I can remember. I was always terrified to log in because if my name was stuck on the clock for more than a fricken hour I was going to get some juicy PMs and thread mentions haha.


Good thing that never happened to me....


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Post#80 » by ATTL » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:58 am

b-ball forever wrote:
In 2006 we only had 1 mod on the Suns board, and he disappeared during the playoffs. When the Lakers went up 3-1 in the series a ton of Kobe trolls showed up getting all cocky. The backlash they got when we came back to win was real fun.



I got super trashed after game one and forgot my password so I changed it a few times and was out of commission most of the playoffs.

Trolling was huge back then. ESPN message board level trolling was so common.

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