Blue Jays deal Storen's corpse for Benoit and cash
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Agreed with everyone. This won't hurt, but hopefully Benoit produces.
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Shapiro making Masai like moves.. Low risk, High Reward
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benoit 2016
Code: Select all
Split AB R HR BB SO SO/W OBP SLG OPS BAbip tOPS+ sOPS+
Home 36 12 3 9 11 1.22 .391 .472 .864 .227 148 138
Away 57 4 1 6 17 2.83 .281 .298 .579 .275 67 57
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YogiStewart wrote:this trade's similar to what one woman said to her friend at an orgy:
"I'll trade you one stiff for another."
How old are you pal? Thats a total 90's perv/pedo joke right there. We are here to talk ball. Not orgys and boners.
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chrisanna wrote:YogiStewart wrote:this trade's similar to what one woman said to her friend at an orgy:
"I'll trade you one stiff for another."
How old are you pal? Thats a total 90's perv/pedo joke right there. We are here to talk ball. Not orgys and boners.
Yet I've never seen you post on this board until now.
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chrisanna wrote:YogiStewart wrote:this trade's similar to what one woman said to her friend at an orgy:
"I'll trade you one stiff for another."
How old are you pal? Thats a total 90's perv/pedo joke right there. We are here to talk ball. Not orgys and boners.
LOLOLOL

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To be fair, Yogi is terrible at jokes.
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If we get anything out of Benoit, great. The Jays need to add another reliever though.
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Storan gives up 4 earned runs in 1 1/3 in his first outing with the Mariners.
AthensBucks wrote:Lowry is done.
Nurse is below average at best.
Masai is overrated.
I dont get how so many people believe in the raptors,they have zero to chance to win it all.
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The_Hater wrote:Storan gives up 4 earned runs in 1 1/3 in his first outing with the Mariners.
Benoit: G 3, H 1, ER 0, BB 3, SO 3, GB/FB 2.50
Safe to say we got good value for a DFA'ed reliever?