The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many

[2Mas]

basically a loser groupie with alot of free time it seems

You're involved in the org right? Those types of ppl must be really irritating.

When I clicked her twitter & searched her, she 100% comes off like that. Just some wanna be involved groupie who thinks she's someone cause she's pretty sexy & dudes are all over it cause she knows some sports.

[LarryBirdsFingr]

basically a loser groupie with alot of free time it seems

You're involved in the org right? Those types of ppl must be really irritating.

When I clicked her twitter & searched her, she 100% comes off like that. Just some wanna be involved groupie who thinks she's someone cause she's pretty sexy & dudes are all over it cause she knows some sports.

Wife works in marketing. This chick shows up at team events and club green type stuff, or the bars we go to.

[ConstableGeneva]

"Somewhere in #Grenada just blessed to be surrounded by a group of loyal brothers...gotta get back in school mode now!! Summer 16 has been very successful! #SMU #averybradley #dwill #timmack"

Held bball camp there from July 27-29.

[OFWGKTA]

Avery might be the first person I've seen that has me beat when it comes to tiny nipples

[ConstableGeneva]

Avery might be the first person I've seen that has me beat when it comes to tiny nipples

"My kids have got hamsters with bigger nips."

[C-West]

I've never tattooed in my life but I think I could do better than this. What's up with lucky being stoned? #CuzItsAugust

Is it me or did she manage to put the sleeve on inside-out in the center photo? I get a loser vibe from that alone. I hope the players steer very clear of this wreck.

[CeltsfanSinceBirth]

I've never tattooed in my life but I think I could do better than this. What's up with lucky being stoned? #CuzItsAugust

Is it me or did she manage to put the sleeve on inside-out in the center photo? I get a loser vibe from that alone. I hope the players steer very clear of this wreck.

It's a selfie, so the photo automatically gets inverted.

As for this girl - does she work at a strip club as a server? Because a few of her friends on IG look like strippers.

[London2Boston]

Can confirm I still would too.

[truth18]

Avery might be the first person I've seen that has me beat when it comes to tiny nipples

"My kids have got hamsters with bigger nips."

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Dennis from Always Sunny as well.

OT, but he's a lot like his character in real life.

And yeah, some of the worst tattoos I've ever seen, I'd still hit it though.

[CeltsfanSinceBirth]

Smashing that girl would be fun. Just do it doggy-style in front of the TV so you both can catch the Celtics game, since you'd both be superfans. Efficient.

Spoiler:

Best part about doggystyle - you can use her back as a table. Place a bowl of chips or perhaps an ashtray on there. You'd be doing 3 things at once - smashing, eating/smoking, watching the Celtics game. Multi-tasking is a major key.

Spoiler:

Also, I'm expecting one of you losers to go snitching to her about this thread. Probably the same snitch who that told that lame car salesman/rumor-mongerer that he was getting mentioned on Real GM.

[mbsnmisc]

Smashing that girl would be fun. Just do it doggy-style in front of the TV so you both can catch the Celtics game, since you'd both be superfans. Efficient.

Spoiler:

Best part about doggystyle - you can use her back as a table. Place a bowl of chips or perhaps an ashtray on there. You'd be doing 3 things at once - smashing, eating/smoking, watching the Celtics game. Multi-tasking is a major key.

Spoiler:

Also, I'm expecting one of you losers to go snitching to her about this thread. Probably the same snitch who that told that lame car salesman/rumor-mongerer that he was getting mentioned on Real GM.

You are quite the multi-tasker. You might want to make room on her shelf for your phone and something cool to drink. I would also "double wrap", just in case.

[CeltsfanSinceBirth]

Smashing that girl would be fun. Just do it doggy-style in front of the TV so you both can catch the Celtics game, since you'd both be superfans. Efficient.

Spoiler:

Best part about doggystyle - you can use her back as a table. Place a bowl of chips or perhaps an ashtray on there. You'd be doing 3 things at once - smashing, eating/smoking, watching the Celtics game. Multi-tasking is a major key.

Spoiler:

Also, I'm expecting one of you losers to go snitching to her about this thread. Probably the same snitch who that told that lame car salesman/rumor-mongerer that he was getting mentioned on Real GM.

You are quite the multi-tasker. You might want to make room on her shelf for your phone and something cool to drink. I would also "double wrap", just in case.

You're right. Can't forget about the phone. Catch some Pokemon during commercial breaks, maybe send a few snaps of her butthole to your boys. Can't believe I forgot about that one. Thank you.

[truth18]

Smashing that girl would be fun. Just do it doggy-style in front of the TV so you both can catch the Celtics game, since you'd both be superfans. Efficient.

Spoiler:

Best part about doggystyle - you can use her back as a table. Place a bowl of chips or perhaps an ashtray on there. You'd be doing 3 things at once - smashing, eating/smoking, watching the Celtics game. Multi-tasking is a major key.

Spoiler:

Also, I'm expecting one of you losers to go snitching to her about this thread. Probably the same snitch who that told that lame car salesman/rumor-mongerer that he was getting mentioned on Real GM.

You are quite the multi-tasker. You might want to make room on her shelf for your phone and something cool to drink. I would also "double wrap", just in case.

You're right. Can't forget about the phone. Catch some Pokemon during commercial breaks, maybe send a few snaps of her butthole to your boys. Can't believe I forgot about that one. Thank you.

She'd catch a Squirtle or two for sure.

[C-West]

You are quite the multi-tasker. You might want to make room on her shelf for your phone and something cool to drink. I would also "double wrap", just in case.

You're right. Can't forget about the phone. Catch some Pokemon during commercial breaks, maybe send a few snaps of her butthole to your boys. Can't believe I forgot about that one. Thank you.

She'd catch a Squirtle or two for sure.

Someone will catch something. No doubt.

[Asian Celtic]

You're right. Can't forget about the phone. Catch some Pokemon during commercial breaks, maybe send a few snaps of her butthole to your boys. Can't believe I forgot about that one. Thank you.

She'd catch a Squirtle or two for sure.

Someone will catch something. No doubt.

Wouldn't mind also getting a Lickitongue.

[Andrew McCeltic]

Some really interesting artistic possibilities for the lower back tattoo there... Backboard? Shot clock?

[OFWGKTA]

Some really interesting artistic possibilities for the lower back tattoo there... Backboard? Shot clock?

Box score chart, then you can keep track of everyone's stats by writing it down with a marker

[truth18]

Goaltending would be some **** in this metaphor, huh?

[Froob]

Yep the dog days are upon us lol. Least Smitty gave us a shorter season than usual.

[ConstableGeneva]

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Gonna be another fun season! Please be October already.