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The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many

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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1241 » by CeltsfanSinceBirth » Tue Aug 9, 2016 3:53 pm

greenbeans wrote:Lipschitz and the used car kid are in full meltdown mode on the twitter if anyone's looking for someone to laugh at


I still can't believe the car salesman is looking to start a website. :crazy:
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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1242 » by truth18 » Tue Aug 9, 2016 3:59 pm

CeltsfanSinceBirth wrote:
greenbeans wrote:Lipschitz and the used car kid are in full meltdown mode on the twitter if anyone's looking for someone to laugh at


I still can't believe the car salesman is looking to start a website. :crazy:


Dude should stick to pizza reviews.
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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1243 » by CeltsfanSinceBirth » Tue Aug 9, 2016 6:38 pm

truth18 wrote:
CeltsfanSinceBirth wrote:
greenbeans wrote:Lipschitz and the used car kid are in full meltdown mode on the twitter if anyone's looking for someone to laugh at


I still can't believe the car salesman is looking to start a website. :crazy:


Dude should stick to pizza reviews.


And that board operator should stick to sports. He called Enes Kanter a wackjob earlier today because of his response to being disowned by his family. I asked him if he even knew who Gulen was and he stated he did. Based on his replies, I highly doubt he had enough time to put down his donut and even check. When I grilled him about it, he said that he deleted the tweet, because he doesn't "do politics". :roll:
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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1244 » by truth18 » Tue Aug 9, 2016 6:45 pm

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CeltsfanSinceBirth wrote:
I still can't believe the car salesman is looking to start a website. :crazy:


Dude should stick to pizza reviews.


And that board operator should stick to sports. He called Enes Kanter a wackjob earlier today because of his response to being disowned by his family. I asked him if he even knew who Gulen was and he stated he did. Based on his replies, I highly doubt he had enough time to put down his donut and even check. When I grilled him about it, he said that he deleted the tweet, because he doesn't "do politics". :roll:


Wow, Kanter is the **** MAN. **** Erdogan. One of my best friends (essentially my brother) is Turkish so I know a lot about the situation. Gulen isn't the best guy either, but **************************** Erdogan.
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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1245 » by greenbeans » Tue Aug 9, 2016 9:47 pm

Pro-Erdogan hot takes good lord this guy continues to find new lows
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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1246 » by Curmudgeon » Wed Aug 10, 2016 1:02 am

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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1247 » by Goudelock » Wed Aug 10, 2016 3:40 pm

My friend has zero interest in basketball, but I somehow was able to get her interested in talking about Paul Pierce. I was telling her about how he was an amazingly skilled player who didn't rely on athleticism to kick butt. And that he had an unstoppable stepback jumper that couldn't be blocked. The thing is, my friend didn't know what a step back jumper is, I spent a good 30 minutes trying to explain what a stepback jumper is to my friend. Eventually, I just dug up a youtube video that showed his patented move.



Her reaction after seeing that video?

"He is so slow".

I figured I share that little story.
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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1248 » by Froob » Wed Aug 10, 2016 4:01 pm

PockyCandy wrote:My friend has zero interest in basketball, but I somehow was able to get her interested in talking about Paul Pierce. I was telling her about how he was an amazingly skilled player who didn't rely on athleticism to kick butt. And that he had an unstoppable stepback jumper that couldn't be blocked. The thing is, my friend didn't know what a step back jumper is, I spent a good 30 minutes trying to explain what a stepback jumper is to my friend. Eventually, I just dug up a youtube video that showed his patented move.



Her reaction after seeing that video?

"He is so slow".

I figured I share that little story.

Heh, Pierce is like a yellow lab I had growing up that was old from a young age. Cool to see you over here, one of the good Laker fans around ;) .
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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1249 » by Edug27 » Wed Aug 10, 2016 7:34 pm

It's all about depth.

IT / (Smart/Rozier)
Bradley / ____ (Player who can create their own shot)
Crowder / Brown
Horford / Olynyk / Jerebko
____ / Amir

Fill those 2 spots and we will make a run in the East.
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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1250 » by Curmudgeon » Thu Aug 11, 2016 2:32 am

Any interest is Matt Bonner? He's from NH, has a bunch of rings with the Spurs and he can shoot the three. I don't know how much he has left, but if I were Ainge I'd be on the phone to Bonner's agent.
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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1251 » by rickrolled » Thu Aug 11, 2016 11:23 am

Curmudgeon wrote:Any interest is Matt Bonner? He's from NH, has a bunch of rings with the Spurs and he can shoot the three. I don't know how much he has left, but if I were Ainge I'd be on the phone to Bonner's agent.

He's got a Massive BONE...I mean 3 point strok...I mean sho...I'm sorry excuse my foul language..
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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1252 » by Curmudgeon » Thu Aug 11, 2016 6:46 pm

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Curmudgeon wrote:Any interest is Matt Bonner? He's from NH, has a bunch of rings with the Spurs and he can shoot the three. I don't know how much he has left, but if I were Ainge I'd be on the phone to Bonner's agent.

He's got a Massive BONE...I mean 3 point strok...I mean sho...I'm sorry excuse my foul language..


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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1253 » by ConstableGeneva » Wed Aug 17, 2016 6:37 am

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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1254 » by 15th overall » Fri Aug 19, 2016 11:15 am

Random, but yesterday in Chinatown I saw a 70+ y/o asian guy rocking a Peja Stojackovic New Orleans Hornets throwback jersey.

Kind of a cool experience.
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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1255 » by Green89 » Fri Aug 19, 2016 12:23 pm

Jason Terry looks like he'll sign with Milwaukee.
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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1256 » by Bohemian » Fri Aug 19, 2016 12:53 pm

Green89 wrote:Jason Terry looks like he'll sign with Milwaukee.


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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1257 » by GregB » Fri Aug 19, 2016 2:09 pm

15th overall wrote:Random, but yesterday in Chinatown I saw a 70+ y/o asian guy rocking a Peja Stojackovic New Orleans Hornets throwback jersey.

Kind of a cool experience.


Lol he probably didn't even know who Peja is
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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1258 » by Green89 » Sat Aug 20, 2016 1:00 am

Really no free agents left. Kevin Martin?
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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1259 » by ConstableGeneva » Sat Aug 20, 2016 1:42 am

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Re: The Official Off-Season Thread, part I of many 

Post#1260 » by GregB » Sat Aug 20, 2016 2:15 am

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It seems like the Vets have really been embracing Gerald. It's nice to see. I am not sure what kind of a role he will have. But when we need a shooter, I am glad we won't have to rely on Hunter or Young.

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