Game Thread #4: Hawks(3-1) at Wizards(0-3), 11/4, 7pm

Post #2 » by **montestewart** » Thu Nov 3, 2016 4:53 pm

"We can't lose too many games. The pick I'm trading away is 1-7 protected."

I_Like_Dirt · Post #3 » by **I_Like_Dirt** » Thu Nov 3, 2016 6:53 pm

montestewart wrote:"We can't lose too many games. The pick I'm trading away is 1-7 protected."

Since Mahinmi got hurt, I figured we needed to address our talent level up front. Welcome to the Wizards Tyson Chandler.

And just to be proactive, I've decided to trade next year's pick with top 5 protection on it. Welcome to the Wizards Timofey Mozgov.

Post #4 » by **montestewart** » Thu Nov 3, 2016 7:02 pm

I_Like_Dirt wrote:
montestewart wrote:"We can't lose too many games. The pick I'm trading away is 1-7 protected."

Since Mahinmi got hurt, I figured we needed to address our talent level up front. Welcome to the Wizards Tyson Chandler.

"We've, uhh, had our eye on him for a long time"

AFM · Post #5 » by **AFM** » Thu Nov 3, 2016 9:20 pm

God damn. Dudes body is insane. Imagine being behind a locked hotel door with him for a three day weekend, with a Costco pack of condoms and coconut oil. OMG.

Post #6 » by **pineappleheadindc** » Fri Nov 4, 2016 12:19 am

AFM wrote:God damn. Dudes body is insane. Imagine being behind a locked hotel door with him for a three day weekend, with a Costco pack of condoms and coconut oil. OMG.

No. NO! No-no-no-no-no!

:nonono:

SMH

Post #7 » by **montestewart** » Fri Nov 4, 2016 12:35 am

pineappleheadindc wrote:
AFM wrote:God damn. Dudes body is insane. Imagine being behind a locked hotel door with him for a three day weekend, with a Costco pack of condoms and coconut oil. OMG.

No. NO! No-no-no-no-no!

SMH

Coconut oil was the last straw!

long suffrin' boulez fan · Post #8 » by **long suffrin' boulez fan** » Fri Nov 4, 2016 1:00 am

AFM wrote:God damn. Dudes body is insane. Imagine being behind a locked hotel door with him for a three day weekend, with a Costco pack of condoms and coconut oil. OMG.

What happened to his junk? Where is it?

AFM · Post #9 » by **AFM** » Fri Nov 4, 2016 1:23 am

long suffrin' boulez fan wrote:
AFM wrote:God damn. Dudes body is insane. Imagine being behind a locked hotel door with him for a three day weekend, with a Costco pack of condoms and coconut oil. OMG.

What happened to his junk? Where is it?

It's tucked. Think Caitlyn Jenner!

long suffrin' boulez fan · Post #10 » by **long suffrin' boulez fan** » Fri Nov 4, 2016 1:32 am

AFM wrote:
long suffrin' boulez fan wrote:
AFM wrote:God damn. Dudes body is insane. Imagine being behind a locked hotel door with him for a three day weekend, with a Costco pack of condoms and coconut oil. OMG.

What happened to his junk? Where is it?

It's tucked. Think Caitlyn Jenner!

I'm confused. Is Jenner's tucked or gone?

Chocolate City Jordanaire · Post #11 » by **Chocolate City Jordanaire** » Fri Nov 4, 2016 1:37 am

It is confusing that the former Woman of the Year might still have her man junk.

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BigA · Post #12 » by **BigA** » Fri Nov 4, 2016 3:28 am

AFM wrote:
long suffrin' boulez fan wrote:
AFM wrote:God damn. Dudes body is insane. Imagine being behind a locked hotel door with him for a three day weekend, with a Costco pack of condoms and coconut oil. OMG.

What happened to his junk? Where is it?

It's tucked. Think Caitlyn Jenner!

Or "Silence of the Lambs"

BigA · Post #13 » by **BigA** » Fri Nov 4, 2016 5:33 pm

Don't have time for a detailed ticket availability update, but at 1:20 there's a fair amount available for way below gate and plan prices. This is a Red Level (lowest price) game.

Blue light special, on Ticketmaster, Section 110, Row AA (second row from the court), two seats for $115 each. Those are $400 apiece as part of a season plan. Gate price way above that if you can find them. These are actually almost directly across from the Wizards bench and Ted, so you could hold up a sign showing him some appreciation!

AFM · Post #14 » by **AFM** » Fri Nov 4, 2016 5:35 pm

0-4 baby!! Let's GO!!!

Tricky_Kid · Post #15 » by **Tricky_Kid** » Fri Nov 4, 2016 6:02 pm

Orlando is the only team I have faith we defeat.

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Post #16 » by **nate33** » Fri Nov 4, 2016 6:13 pm

I've got a feeling that this will be a game when somebody gets really hot and we manage to outshoot Atlanta and pull off a win. It won't mean we're the better team or anything, but streaks sometimes happen. Even bad teams win from time to time.

Dat2U · Post #17 » by **Dat2U** » Fri Nov 4, 2016 7:16 pm

At this point, I enjoy the losses more than I do the wins. The wins feel empty, while the losses may eventually lead to something good happening.

payitforward · Post #18 » by **payitforward** » Fri Nov 4, 2016 7:38 pm

I'm a fan; I want to win. I feel the same way about it that I do about "tanking." If you play the game, try to win.

ducler · Post #19 » by **ducler** » Fri Nov 4, 2016 10:03 pm

DANNYLANDOVER · Post #20 » by **DANNYLANDOVER** » Fri Nov 4, 2016 10:46 pm

payitforward wrote:I'm a fan; I want to win. I feel the same way about it that I do about "tanking." If you play the game, try to win.

Not like they're actively tanking...just not good enough, so might as well enjoy the losses.