Manhattan Project wrote:From an unnamed source.
Celtics- Paging perimeter players.
Nets- Yay! You built a team that has no business in this competition.
Knicks- Paging a second scorer.
Philly- Looks like the toddler trying to understand why the square wont go into the circle.
Raptors- See Nets.
Bulls- Id be hard pressed to name the first round pick.
Cavs- At least you got Durant.
Pistons- Could win it all, or kill each other.
Pacers- Come to Indiana, where defense is optional.
Bucks- Still don't understand that Dunn pick.
Hawks- One of the worst LeBron teams in BAT?
Hornets- A super team like the Knicks were this year.
Heat- Do you know AARP?
Magic- Not sure if Barnes is good, or the Mavs just suck that much.
Wizards- Once LeBron is traded, so are the hopes.
Wolves- Watch Goran star as IT... after eighth period.
Thunder- Without a doubt, skinniest team of all time.
Blazers- Keep Portland weird, don't play perimeter defense.
Jazz- Come for the Wives, just don't dare us to shoot a three.
Warriors- We look just like the Blazers from a few years ago, just Aldridge isn't the same.
Clippers- Where we wonder what would've happened if LeBron didn't come home.
Lakers- Where the Old One pretends he can carry the front court.
Suns- I promise, I didn't try to build Wizards west.
Kings- Jack of all trades, master of none.
Mavs- That moment you realize Manu might actually start...
Rockets- Dame really starting to let signals out that he will become a full time rapper.
Grizz- Start your path to a architectural career. Come see our measly skyline.
Pelicans- Where four guys yell at Roberson for not playing defense.
Spurs- I mean hey, maybe Horford will try at PF...
holy ****. that was so much better when i looked at each roster as i read your comments. holy ****, MP. that was awesome,







































