The Official Jazz Off-Topic Thread

AingesBurner · Post #161 » by **AingesBurner** » Tue Mar 7, 2017 12:30 pm

KqWIN wrote:Random thing I learned today...I play against Joe Ingles' wife on Thursday in my basketball league. Never thought I'd compete against a world champion

When you shoot a 3 please say Ingles.

Post #162 » by **Inigo Montoya** » Tue Mar 7, 2017 4:46 pm

Don't get dunked on.

TO11 · Post #163 » by **TO11** » Tue Mar 7, 2017 11:22 pm

KqWIN wrote:Random thing I learned today...I play against Joe Ingles' wife on Thursday in my basketball league. Never thought I'd compete against a world champion

Ask her how much much money she needs to stay in Utah for the next 3-4 years. K thnx

AingesBurner · Post #164 » by **AingesBurner** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:15 pm

Watch on YouTube

stitches · Post #165 » by **stitches** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:21 pm

I was wondering where to post this... it's semi-off-topic:
http://theundefeated.com/features/how-black-utah-jazz-players-have-embraced-salt-lake-city/

BringtheD · Post #166 » by **BringtheD** » Thu Apr 6, 2017 2:38 am

Am I the only one w that song return of the mack stuck in their head. Thanks again inigo for putting it up. So much better, I had that song sweet surrender in my head for about a month. That lady has a nice voice and all. A smart dj would mix the two, tha could be pretty good imo. The last group I got into was the silversun pickups. Im shocked they didnt take off like a comet scorching through the sky. Would u be amused if I told u im adeles muse or think im lying. Years ago there was this redhead who told me she was from hawaii. I wasnt feeling it i told her sometimes it hurts to love sometimes it hurts instead, up to that time it was the most genius thing id ever said, no bs, it was an epic line. I am split and dont know what to believe if its even possible, I have to believe in the hundred monkey hypothesis I guess. Am I the only one who thinks musicans right their music with u in mind? Whoever crushed adele is both the smartest guy to live and the worlds biggest idiot at the sametime. If thats possible I guess anything is possible. Ive watched adele when she sings, she knows how to do the hula, imo. She makes a great hula dancer anyway. My fav vid is heroes by bowie. Im going to get a bowie poster and put it on my walls. Coulda used him as an avatar. I elect bring the pain by method man as forums theme song. Whos driving the **** bus, someone else get a conversation going. Pepper is from my hometown used to hang with them. If I dont get my ass to work my theme song will be under the bridge, probably be happier if the bridge was in hawaii than living with dump piled against my walls every thursday. I dont want to be a piece of dead meat yet, so ill just keep my bunker and stay where im at. Besides Chics dig my apartment its a big pussy trap, andt its rent controlled. I struck gold w my landlord she was an angel, im here for life if I want to be, lol, but I know where im pointing this ship im the captain of. The truth is im sticking around because of my dad, I hate him, but tell him I love him every time I see him. I would quit but I cant afford to do it. My trade isnt very useful in hawaii, and I dont want to learn a new one...I have my work as a blow job artist to fall back on, thats what I call myself when Im on real gm, and if I really wanted to quit I could hit the streets and get serious. I dunno, they called kerouac a beat, this is what I know, there are plenty of hipsters in sf but im the only hippie I know who has a good fight. if ur just another hipster u obviously are some kind of blow job artist like me, quit acting tough and learn to fight. If u quit fighting, u have to quit calling yourself a hippie. Unfortunately, A hippie wo a good cause is like the tin can man, people without real emotions u can kick around and leave in the dust if u want. U cant hang your hat on what jerry garcia and other so called great musicans from the bay did and get me to respect u, great music is a matter of opinion, met robin williams hes a sad man, but I coulda loved him to health if he gave me a chance. thats the truth. if the bay areas greatest asset as a human being was robin williams and he commits suicide, I wonder what that says for the bay area as a whole. He couldnt find one human to love, pathetic. Japan is defintiely a great country, id move there and become a sushi chef if I were japanese, pops is a hungry man no doubt. I might be taking a dump but I hope people read this and think I made the forum better. Woulda won the spelling bee in 3rd grade, got stumped on abide. I got the definition and spelled it abyed, because all I knew was hello goodbye and I love u, and thats all I need to know to get by. Im a lucky guy. Many alohas. If u can tolerate this put on the video by manic street preachers, that will make u sick, if u cant, I apologize for taking a dump, I had to get this out. Mahalo.

Winglish · Post #167 » by **Winglish** » Thu Apr 6, 2017 12:56 pm

I have my work as a blow job artist to fall back on, thats what I call myself when Im on real gm, and if I really wanted to quit I could hit the streets and get serious.

Post #168 » by **Inigo Montoya** » Thu Apr 6, 2017 2:12 pm

Watch on YouTube

BringtheD · Post #169 » by **BringtheD** » Fri Apr 7, 2017 10:04 pm

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BringtheD · Post #170 » by **BringtheD** » Sat Apr 8, 2017 3:42 pm

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goober · Post #171 » by **goober** » Sat Apr 8, 2017 3:52 pm

I'm leaving for Cancun in the summer and i'm gonna be gone for two years (LDS Mission), I wanna know what things to do before then in Utah to make sure i've experienced Utah before i leave. What are some places i have to check out, places i have to eat at, and other things to try before i go?

BringtheD · Post #172 » by **BringtheD** » Sat Apr 8, 2017 5:00 pm

KqWIN wrote:Random thing I learned today...I play against Joe Ingles' wife on Thursday in my basketball league. Never thought I'd compete against a world champion

Represent us well, kqwin. Good luck partner. If u want my honest opinion, ur toast. U must got some hookups to have it like that.

BringtheD · Post #173 » by **BringtheD** » Sat Apr 8, 2017 5:58 pm

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BringtheD · Post #174 » by **BringtheD** » Sat Apr 8, 2017 6:55 pm

Anyone been close enough to stinky joe to see if he smells like da cheez from down unda? If u want a good laugh watch men at work. Im so hungry I could eat a vegemite sandwich. Geniuses I tell u.

BringtheD · Post #175 » by **BringtheD** » Sat Apr 8, 2017 7:39 pm

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MeestR · Post #176 » by **MeestR** » Sat Apr 8, 2017 7:55 pm

Goober wrote:I'm leaving for Cancun in the summer and i'm gonna be gone for two years (LDS Mission), I wanna know what things to do before then in Utah to make sure i've experienced Utah before i leave. What are some places i have to check out, places i have to eat at, and other things to try before i go?

Bring a notepad that you can jot down your "secular" thoughts so you can update us when you come back on your sports opinions as they are influenced by the cancun people. Besides you'll want those notes to remember any music and movies to catch up on when you get back.

Besides that notebook, just do some hikes and camping nearby. There are plenty of spots even inside salt lake county. That pretty "Utah." Besides, exercising at elevation is good conditioning for preaching the word all day in the summer heat.

BringtheD · Post #177 » by **BringtheD** » Sat Apr 8, 2017 9:26 pm

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BringtheD · Post #178 » by **BringtheD** » Sat Apr 8, 2017 10:03 pm

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BringtheD · Post #179 » by **BringtheD** » Sat Apr 8, 2017 10:55 pm

Wtf happened to nelly. His rap is tight.

BringtheD · Post #180 » by **BringtheD** » Sat Apr 8, 2017 11:52 pm

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