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Markieff in Game 2. Hold on to your hats guys, we're going down the rabbit hole...

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Markieff in Game 2. Hold on to your hats guys, we're going down the rabbit hole... 

Post#1 » by dangermouse » Thu May 4, 2017 5:21 am

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Identical twins. Same haircuts, facial hair, and same tattoos (why?). Why would you get the same tattoos? You're about to find out.

We know Marcus came to watch his bro during the Hawks series. Showing his support from the sidelines. But has he been hanging around in a much larger role than we think?

ARE YOU READY TO PEER THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS, PEOPLE.

Markieff went down with an injury in Game 1, clutching his ankle and leg. He was out for the game. Despite this, he suited up for Game 2 and had, well, one of his best games of the playoffs since the early stages of round 1. He did seem a bit slow and rusty on a few plays and eventually fouled out. But was this due to injury.... or perhaps it was because he hadn't actually played full speed basketball in weeks.... he hadn't trained with the Wizards ever...

BECAUSE THAT WAS NOT MARKIEFF IN A WIZARDS UNIFORM. THAT WAS MARCUS.

MARCUS MORRIS IS PLAYING WHILE HIS BROTHER RECOVERS FROM INJURY!

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This was a pact between brothers, identical brothers. If they were ever seperated, one would step in for the other if they couldn't play, to ensure they would always help the team. This is why they got identical tattoos - which would be the only way to tell the pair apart if they got different ones.

When Morris threw Horford into the crowd on the loose ball, that wasn't Markieff retaliating for injuring his ankle, it was Marcus saying "Don't ever F with my bro!"

Occasionally testing the ankle, wincing and grimacing, and the stationary bike were all just a ruse to make us think it was Kieff fighting through injury.

All I can say is GO MARCUS!
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Post#2 » by DaRealHibachi » Thu May 4, 2017 6:58 am

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Post#4 » by tontoz » Thu May 4, 2017 12:16 pm

I knew something was up when his jumpers kept going in.
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Post#6 » by montestewart » Thu May 4, 2017 3:38 pm

Let's ask their wives. They'll know the difference.

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Post#8 » by queridiculo » Thu May 4, 2017 4:57 pm

I guess only a DNA test will tell, oh wait :lol:
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Post#9 » by Chocolate City Jordanaire » Thu May 4, 2017 10:10 pm

montestewart wrote:Let's ask their wives. They'll know the difference.


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Post#10 » by daSwami » Fri May 5, 2017 12:14 am

Welp. I'm convinced. Wonder if Keef will be courtside cheering for "himself"?
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