Texas Chuck wrote:Pablo Novi wrote:6. LOVE-MAKING LIST: I have a list of all 20,500+ times my baby and I have made love over the last 30.5 years.
That figure seems really high over that time span. That's almost 2x a day! Every day. For 30 years!
I'm starting to wonder if you are that guy from the beer ads: the most interesting man in the world.
I know of no way to convince anybody (other than my wife) that the figure of 20,500 times is the truth.
Let me put it this way.
When we first met, I had been running heavy daily long-distance mileage for 8 years (including one year of 10,000 miles (28.5 miles a day, 7 days a week, for 50 weeks with two weeks off during the year). I was a super-athlete in PRIME shape.
And she? She was this knock-out beauty who (seemingly) was just waiting for me.
I proposed to her that we have a "NO VETO" power over sex policy - and, BLEEPING SURPRISE, she calmly said, "Sounds good to me."
We did it "exactly" 2 times a day for our first 26 years. (I DID keep track every day - but that was pretty easy seeing as it was almost always every morning and every evening). If you multiply 26 (years) X 365.25 (days/year) X 2; you get: 18,993. As we approached our 26th Anniversary, we did it 3 times a day the last week and "nailed" (in more ways than one) 19,000.
During those 26 years, we had one month of zero times (she was back in Mexico for an operation; I stayed with the kids). We had one month of 123 times. We had one year of 930 times. After that, we "slowed" to just under 1.5 times a day; and on our 27th Anniversary, we "nailed" 19,500. We've continued to "slow", year by year - and have settled into a one+ -a-day average putting us clearly past 20,500.
Perhaps this other example might help people with the "feasibility" question.
5 years ago, for my 62nd birthday, as a birthday-present to myself; I went up to 10,000 feet in the Mountains and ran 2 hours straight up hill (to circa 12,000 feet). I than ran from mountain peak to mountain peak for the next 3 hours; and then back down the other side of that mountain range. 7 hours in all; I give myself credit for 62 kilometers (on my 62nd birthday). Not fast at all. But I ran 4 hours the day before it; and 4 hours the day afterwards - without any great difficulty.
Having DECADES of ultra-conditioning can allow a man almost "unlimited" stamina; including in bed.
Which takes us back to her part in things. She is so gorgeous that every guy who sees her (including when we're side by side) hits on her (including right in front of me). She IS worth it. (Naturally she politely tells them "No"; but doesn't make them feel rejected, much less feel humiliated. She IS that kind-hearted; that appreciative of how tough it is for single guys.)
Imagine a woman who NEVER ONCE says "No" to her guy and ALWAYS wants more; in fact, every single morning she says to me, "Are you gonna give me my milk?" How can I answer that????
We also do EVERYTHING they do in porn except: with other people or anything particularly painful. So it has never come close to being boring - quite the contrary - it has always been unbelievably delicious (for both of us).
And, as a result, she got "serviced" twice a day for more than a quarter century. What kind of shape would that put her in? She's remained beautiful if not more so. It also makes her smell like WILD HONEY.
I get near her; and I can't think straight - I "HAVE TO" go to work!
P.S. On my 56th birthday, I have no idea why; we did it at these "o'clocks":
12:30 am,
2:30 am
4:30 am
6:40 am
8 am
8:30 am
10:30 am
12 noon (8 times in 12 hours!)
Then, because it WAS my birthday; and I'm an IDIOT; instead of ensuring we hit "double figures"; we went out to celebrate with family and friends. Late that night we hit #9 (in a little under 24 hours); but I've/we've never come close to that ever again.
