Community Thread LXI: The President We Deserve

Post #601 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Sat May 27, 2017 3:40 am

lakerRD wrote:OMG
That dude needs a vasectomy.
It takes 10 minutes.
Local anesthesia.
He'd be a little sore for a few days.
But damn he needs it more than anyone I know.

he needs a second wife

tugs · Post #602 » by **tugs** » Sun May 28, 2017 2:46 am

Man, the comprehension in some.

Post #603 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Thu Jun 1, 2017 2:35 pm

Ok so somebody needs to make a Hedo T meme saying covfefe instead of ball

Post #604 » by **Danny Darko** » Sat Jun 3, 2017 6:14 am

The guy that just ordered 5 shots of fireball just spilled his vodka red bull on me... A perfect compliment to his camo hat and Barb wire tribal arm band. Come on people..

Post #605 » by **Danny Darko** » Sat Jun 3, 2017 6:16 am

And no it's actually not Chris kaman

hermes · Post #606 » by **hermes** » Sat Jun 3, 2017 3:43 pm

that was my first guess

Princeinrevolt · Post #607 » by **Princeinrevolt** » Sat Jun 3, 2017 7:39 pm

Anyone watching the Champions League Final?

Mirjalovic · Post #608 » by **Mirjalovic** » Sat Jun 3, 2017 8:32 pm

Princeinrevolt wrote:Anyone watching the Champions League Final?

me.

i want GOAT goalkeeper to get an UCL title, but alas..

Post #609 » by **Slava** » Sat Jun 3, 2017 8:37 pm

Real have been an entirely different level all season long.

Princeinrevolt · Post #610 » by **Princeinrevolt** » Sat Jun 3, 2017 8:47 pm

That Manzukic goal though... :nod:

I really wanted Juve to win. I hope Buffon doesn't retire... It will be a sad day if he does.

Dr Aki · Post #611 » by **Dr Aki** » Sun Jun 4, 2017 1:56 am

i'm not unhappy juve lost and lost big

and real looked like fiorentina out there

tugs · Post #612 » by **tugs** » Sun Jun 4, 2017 9:40 pm

Welp Baywatch was a flop.

ennui · Post #613 » by **ennui** » Mon Jun 5, 2017 4:28 pm

hey

hows my favourite subforum doing

tugs · Post #614 » by **tugs** » Mon Jun 5, 2017 9:48 pm

Sup BT?!

hermes · Post #615 » by **hermes** » Mon Jun 5, 2017 10:55 pm

tugs wrote:Welp Baywatch was a flop.

i could have done with a lot less of some dead guy's junk but otherwise i thought it was good

tugs · Post #616 » by **tugs** » Mon Jun 5, 2017 11:23 pm

hermes wrote:
tugs wrote:Welp Baywatch was a flop.

i could have done with a lot less of some dead guy's junk but otherwise i thought it was good

Yeah definitely that took so long. I mean the movie was ok but the built was slow. And I was hoping more from Alessandra in terms of her comedic performance but she was "a side chick" for most and Charlotte got more of the spotlight. Could be the R16 rating but I was looking forward to that scene where she was bouncing and went, "OMG you're staring at my boobs! Is anyone seeing this?!"

So yeah. Even Efron and Johnson weren't fully maximized imo.

hermes · Post #617 » by **hermes** » Tue Jun 6, 2017 2:37 am

you mean like this?

note: a little nsfw

Spoiler:

tugs · Post #618 » by **tugs** » Tue Jun 6, 2017 3:09 pm

Exactly that, haha

ennui · Post #619 » by **ennui** » Wed Jun 7, 2017 2:34 am

tugs wrote:Sup BT?!

fulltime adulting now unfortunately

how are things with you

ennui · Post #620 » by **ennui** » Wed Jun 7, 2017 2:37 am

hermes wrote:you mean like this?

note: a little nsfw

Spoiler:

she lost too much titty meat preparing for baywatch

a crying shame it is