Stein: Heat darkhorse team for Hayward?

[chrisab123]

This dude is going to be cheating on his wife in no time. Nightlife is a huge draw for all players. Ultimately probably goes to Boston but they should be nervous about the Heat.

That would be an extremely expensive mistake to make.

Paul George went to tootsies and got trapped.

[KingDavid]

Hayward's married with kids. The Miami lifestyle doesn't carry the same level of appeal as the usual player

You're right. Married couples never survive in Miami.

Dade is a Zoo I lived down there for 4 years. All the couples that want to survive move north

Could you be a bit more descriptive? Because it sounds like you lived in Hialeah or something.

[KingDavid]

This dude is going to be cheating on his wife in no time. Nightlife is a huge draw for all players. Ultimately probably goes to Boston but they should be nervous about the Heat.

That would be an extremely expensive mistake to make.

Paul George went to tootsies and got trapped.

PG got hooked on some stripper pussy and slipped. He's not married either.

[chrisab123]

You're right. Married couples never survive in Miami.

Dade is a Zoo I lived down there for 4 years. All the couples that want to survive move north

Could you be a bit more descriptive? Because it sounds like you lived in Hialeah or something.

Lmfao hell no. Brickell

[Wolfy1983]

Hayward's married with kids. The Miami lifestyle doesn't carry the same level of appeal as the usual player

You're right. Married couples never survive in Miami.

Dade is a Zoo I lived down there for 4 years. All the couples that want to survive move north

Move up North to those deserted Northern Eastern cities? Makes sense. People are such an inconvenience.

[chrisab123]

That would be an extremely expensive mistake to make.

Paul George went to tootsies and got trapped.

PG got hooked on some stripper pussy and slipped. He's not married either.

I went there a year ago one of the girls claimed Melo used to go with her to the 2nd floor

[chrisab123]

You're right. Married couples never survive in Miami.

Dade is a Zoo I lived down there for 4 years. All the couples that want to survive move north

Move up North to those deserted Northern Eastern cities? makes sense.

North Out of dade. Can be anywhere but Miami isn't for relationships

[KingDavid]

You're right. Married couples never survive in Miami.

Dade is a Zoo I lived down there for 4 years. All the couples that want to survive move north

Move up North to those deserted Northern Eastern cities? Makes sense. People are such an inconvenience.

I think he's talking about Broward.

[Wolfy1983]

Dade is a Zoo I lived down there for 4 years. All the couples that want to survive move north

Move up North to those deserted Northern Eastern cities? Makes sense. People are such an inconvenience.

I think he's talking about Broward.

I see.

[KingDavid]

Paul George went to tootsies and got trapped.

PG got hooked on some stripper pussy and slipped. He's not married either.

I went there a year ago one of the girls claimed Melo used to go with her to the 2nd floor

That's just the ones they tell you about. Anyone can buy action out of there. You just need money and/or status. It's an open secret about tootsies.

Hayward can set his family up in coral gables or parkland. South Florida is huge and very diverse.

[Wolfy1983]

Dade is a Zoo I lived down there for 4 years. All the couples that want to survive move north

Move up North to those deserted Northern Eastern cities? makes sense.

North Out of dade. Can be anywhere but Miami isn't for relationships

Living up North is still an option. He doesn't have to live in South Beach.

[KingDavid]

Celtics make more sense than us though. They have assets and a better roster. I wouldn't say no if he wanted to come down here, but I'd sure as hell be confused

[Kirito]

Can you say Clip Bait he has no reason to go to MAI lol after the whole Lebron Wade Fiasco lol why would any player sign there who has a lot of leverage else where to get max money anyway

[KingDavid]

Move up North to those deserted Northern Eastern cities? makes sense.

North Out of dade. Can be anywhere but Miami isn't for relationships

Living up North is still an option. He doesn't have to live in South Beach.

Especially with the money he'd be making. Move to Parkland and it'll feel just like Utah

[The_Hater]

How often does a top flight free agent completely shock everyone with their ultimate choice? Isn't it generally the incumbent or the most logical other team with cap space isn't it? Durant. Aldridge. Bron. Bosh. Shaq. TMac.

[tocooks101]

Why would Hayward join a lottery team?

They almost made the playoffs

Maybe he will almost go there.

[LofJ]

Man if I'm a young multi millionaire basketball player there's no way I'm not trying to live in California or Miami. When you're little and you're fantasizing about becoming an NBA player nobody is thinking about Utah

Not everyone prefers the beach. A lot of people prefer the mountains. And those people definitely fantasize about living in places like Utah, Colorado, etc. If you love the outdoors SLC is an amazing place to live.

[Dr_Heat]

Brickell bars and clubs have some nice women going there

[metafisical]

Hayward is married...with children, but if he wanted to cheat on his wife, it isn't exclusive to Miami and it isn't exclusive to just bikini-clad women. There are plenty of women (hot and willing to cheat) everywhere.

Look at the link below, from 2015, which ranked the cities with the most cheaters using data from the Ashley Madison hack. It includes all cities in the world, but I'll only include ones with NBA teams:

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/ashley-madison-hack-chart-shows-cities-with-most-cheaters-10463389.html

2. New York City
4. Toronto
7. Houston
8. Los Angeles
10. Chicago
15. Brooklyn
16. Miami
18. San Antonio
19. Dallas
24. Atlanta
15. Philadelphia

On this list, Miami is 7th according to cities with NBA teams. I acknowledge that the larger cities are on top, because they have more people (hence, more cheaters), but Cheaters will cheat anywhere they go.

[Dr_Heat]