Miami HEAT Offseason/Trades/FA Thread: Sardine Central 2.0

gom · Post #941 » by **gom** » Tue Jul 4, 2017 4:59 pm

Enso wrote:
HEATlanta wrote:
OtW wrote:Check out the replies. Lyfe brand guy arguing with Heat Twitter about Wade departure and team's ability to attract FAs.

Wade is an egomaniac who chose less money (take Taxes into consideration) because he wanted a certain status of highest paid player on a roster.
Gabrielle Union is a gold digger who has his balls in her clutch purse.

Wade's ex is the real victim. He used his media power to destroy that woman's life!

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Union made him sign a prenup lol I think she's pretty secure

Plus, she's a star in her own right.

Rapaz · Post #942 » by **Rapaz** » Tue Jul 4, 2017 5:00 pm

Wait . . . wait . . . Haywood is going to cost us $30 million per year?!

Spoiler:

HEATVols865 · Post #943 » by **HEATVols865** » Tue Jul 4, 2017 5:00 pm

Enso wrote:
HEATlanta wrote:
OtW wrote:Check out the replies. Lyfe brand guy arguing with Heat Twitter about Wade departure and team's ability to attract FAs.

Wade is an egomaniac who chose less money (take Taxes into consideration) because he wanted a certain status of highest paid player on a roster.
Gabrielle Union is a gold digger who has his balls in her clutch purse.

Wade's ex is the real victim. He used his media power to destroy that woman's life!

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Union made him sign a prenup lol I think she's pretty secure

No way she makes more than he does.
She's a C list actress and model and rapper wannabe

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Mos_Heat · Post #944 » by **Mos_Heat** » Tue Jul 4, 2017 5:01 pm

J-House wrote:
Mos_Heat wrote:
J-House wrote:The last player Wade recruited was Joe Johnson.

cuz it was his last season with the Heat

But he wasn't trying to recruit anyone the lastb2 offseasons. He'd just be on vacation chilling.

yeah, but he was UFA in those seasons. And it's not his job actually

HEATVols865 · Post #945 » by **HEATVols865** » Tue Jul 4, 2017 5:01 pm

gom wrote:
Enso wrote:
HEATlanta wrote:Wade is an egomaniac who chose less money (take Taxes into consideration) because he wanted a certain status of highest paid player on a roster.
Gabrielle Union is a gold digger who has his balls in her clutch purse.

Wade's ex is the real victim. He used his media power to destroy that woman's life!

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Union made him sign a prenup lol I think she's pretty secure

Plus, she's a star in her own right.

WTF? What movies was she starring on that went on to be blockbusters? Bring it On?

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gom · Post #946 » by **gom** » Tue Jul 4, 2017 5:02 pm

Rapaz wrote:Wait . . . wait . . . Haywood is going to cost us $30 million per year?!

Spoiler:

More:

$29,700,000
$31,185,000
$32,670,000
$34,155,000

Rapaz · Post #947 » by **Rapaz** » Tue Jul 4, 2017 5:03 pm

gom wrote:
Rapaz wrote:Wait . . . wait . . . Haywood is going to cost us $30 million per year?!

Spoiler:

More:

$29,700,000
$31,185,000
$32,670,000
$34,155,000

My heart and Micky's wallet are ready.

fsuizzy · Post #948 » by **fsuizzy** » Tue Jul 4, 2017 5:03 pm

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Post #949 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Tue Jul 4, 2017 5:04 pm

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gom · Post #950 » by **gom** » Tue Jul 4, 2017 5:05 pm

HEATlanta wrote:
gom wrote:
Enso wrote:
Union made him sign a prenup lol I think she's pretty secure

Plus, she's a star in her own right.

WTF? What movies was she starring on that went on to be blockbusters? Bring it On?

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6 wins, 26 nominations. She has more finals victories than Wade.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005517/awards?ref_=nm_awd

Why don't you like her? She is an NBA fan, proactive about politics, crazy hot... That clutch purse is probably delicious.

islandHEAT · Post #951 » by **islandHEAT** » Tue Jul 4, 2017 5:06 pm

I swear, NBA players and their crew have to be the biggest trolls. They get off on this ****. :lol:

HIF · Post #952 » by **HIF** » Tue Jul 4, 2017 5:06 pm

gom wrote:
HEATlanta wrote:
gom wrote:
Plus, she's a star in her own right.

WTF? What movies was she starring on that went on to be blockbusters? Bring it On?

Sent from my iPhone using RealGM mobile app

6 wins, 26 nominations. She has more finals victories than Wade.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005517/awards?ref_=nm_awd

Why don't you like her? She is an NBA fan, proactive about politics, crazy hot... That clutch purse is probably delicious.

Simples he's jealous. He wants to be stroking Wade's testicles.

OtW · Post #953 » by **OtW** » Tue Jul 4, 2017 5:07 pm

MettaWorldPanda wrote:

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He follows the 76ers on Twitter, and like 5 Celtics players on Instagram.

Bishop45 · Post #954 » by **Bishop45** » Tue Jul 4, 2017 5:07 pm

Going to take a shower and go to the gym, phuckboi better have made his decision by then

OtW · Post #955 » by **OtW** » Tue Jul 4, 2017 5:10 pm

Keep in mind it's 10AM on the West Coast. Dude probably wants to enjoy his holiday and sleep in/play with his kids and have a nice breakfast. Given the fact that he apparently has not enjoyed the free agency process, its probably the last thing on his mind.

Post #956 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Tue Jul 4, 2017 5:11 pm

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King_Supreme · Post #957 » by **King_Supreme** » Tue Jul 4, 2017 5:13 pm

Bishop45 wrote:Going to take a shower and go to the gym, phuckboi better have made his decision by then

Make sure not to skip legs, I've heard they're pretty important.

Dr_Heat · Post #958 » by **Dr_Heat** » Tue Jul 4, 2017 5:13 pm

This is unbelievable that we are making poor Dion wait for this guy to make up his mind on where he wants to go :nonono:

Whatta guy this Hay guy is , whatta guy.

Post #959 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Tue Jul 4, 2017 5:13 pm

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