Miami HEAT Offseason/Trades/FA Thread: Sardine Central 3.0

IceColdCubano · Post #1401 » by **IceColdCubano** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 10:29 pm

heater4life wrote:Sardine insider may be on to something.

Read on Twitter

OMG, you need to stop tickling my pickle with all these twisted tweets of awsomeness only to then get hit with a sham bang of "McRoberts stretched into infinity and JJ on a 4 year 84 million contract.

El Alonzo scowl · Post #1402 » by **El Alonzo scowl** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 10:32 pm

Love cause he's not lazy and with heart issues. Has a ring too and is younger.

Mars · Post #1403 » by **Mars** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 10:39 pm

Chris Bosh clears waivers, Heat now officially has his $25.3 million in cap space to utilize

Manny Navarro | Miami Herald
July 6, 2017

...On Wednesday, Miami reached a four-year, $52 million agreement to re-sign guard Dion Waiters.

At any moment it’s expected forward James Johnson will also reach an agreement to re-sign with the Heat. His agent and team president Pat Riley spent the evening Wednesday and the morning Thursday negotiating Johnson’s contract, which is believed to be similar to the one Waiters agreed to.

A league source said part of the hold up in announcing the signing of Waiters, 25, is the fact he’s not in South Florida to physically sign the contract. The league moratorium ended at 12:01 p.m. Thursday and teams are now allowed to announce signings and trades...

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SoFlaKingReal · Post #1404 » by **SoFlaKingReal** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 10:39 pm

You know Riley isn't trading with Cleveland lol

IceColdCubano · Post #1405 » by **IceColdCubano** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 10:46 pm

SoFlaKingReal wrote:You know Riley isn't trading with Cleveland lol

The only thing Riley is giving Cleveland is a giant middle finger covered in poop. Then rub it under the eyes of Lebron, so when he loses the next 5 NBA finals to GSW and cries it will run down his face soft, warm and deserving. :lol:

Post #1406 » by **BBallFreak** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 10:46 pm

Is this Sardine guy actually legit? Did we make a trade?

HeatIn5 · Post #1407 » by **HeatIn5** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 10:49 pm

BBallFreak wrote:Is this Sardine guy actually legit? Did we make a trade?

He has some major sauces

SoFlaKingReal · Post #1408 » by **SoFlaKingReal** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 10:51 pm

That worker for the Heat may have received some lame motivational memo from Arison and Co. "Stay positive. We've built and re-built a lot of relationships. In the coming years we will EVENTUALLY sign an All-Star"

Post #1409 » by **BBallFreak** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 10:51 pm

JustiseForMiami wrote:
BBallFreak wrote:Is this Sardine guy actually legit? Did we make a trade?

He has some major sauces

Well, if it's legit, I just hope it's not LaMarcus Aldridge. Not a big fan of his, these days. Unless of course, we're completely fleecing San Antonio.

SoFlaKingReal · Post #1410 » by **SoFlaKingReal** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 10:52 pm

BBallFreak wrote:
JustiseForMiami wrote:
BBallFreak wrote:Is this Sardine guy actually legit? Did we make a trade?

He has some major sauces

Well, if it's legit, I just hope it's not LaMarcus Aldridge. Not a big fan of his, these days. Unless of course, we're completely fleecing San Antonio.

No its not legit....its a parody account poking fun at Riley and the Heat's obsession over whales.

Post #1411 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 10:52 pm

JustiseForMiami wrote:
BBallFreak wrote:Is this Sardine guy actually legit? Did we make a trade?

He has some major sauces

Cocktail and Tarter?

Rapaz · Post #1412 » by **Rapaz** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 10:52 pm

BBallFreak wrote:Is this Sardine guy actually legit? Did we make a trade?

Possibly.

Sardine dude is followed by numerous luminaries, including Ethan J. Skolnick (CBS/790), Joseph Goodman (Alabama.com), Matt Porter (Palm Beach Post), Peter Vecsey (formerly of NBA TV), Gary Nelson (CBS 4), and Miami Dolphins Cheerleader "Brittany."

Grumpy Heat Fan · Post #1413 » by **Grumpy Heat Fan** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 10:56 pm

Anyone have a status on the Epke Udoh signing?

LordRiley · Post #1414 » by **LordRiley** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 10:57 pm

Rapaz wrote:
BBallFreak wrote:Is this Sardine guy actually legit? Did we make a trade?

Possibly.

Sardine dude is followed by numerous luminaries, including Ethan J. Skolnick (CBS/790), Joseph Goodman (Alabama.com), Matt Porter (Palm Beach Post), Peter Vecsey (formerly of NBA TV), Gary Nelson (CBS 4), and Miami Dolphins Cheerleader "Brittany."

insfo · Post #1415 » by **insfo** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 10:58 pm

Rapaz wrote:
BBallFreak wrote:Is this Sardine guy actually legit? Did we make a trade?

Possibly.

Sardine dude is followed by numerous luminaries, including Ethan J. Skolnick (CBS/790), Joseph Goodman (Alabama.com), Matt Porter (Palm Beach Post), Peter Vecsey (formerly of NBA TV), Gary Nelson (CBS 4), and Miami Dolphins Cheerleader "Brittany."

How did you manage that?

btw, the 1/3 & 3/3 tweets were pure awesomeness :lol:

LordRiley · Post #1416 » by **LordRiley** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 10:59 pm

Even with us bringing back JJ, we still need a REAL PF to actually make some noise in the east, and i'm not talking about Gay or Babbit.

insfo · Post #1417 » by **insfo** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 10:59 pm

Grumpy Heat Fan wrote:Anyone have a status on the Epke Udoh signing?

Check with the Sardine Insider in 5 minutes - https://twitter.com/SardineInsider

Post #1418 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 11:00 pm

LordRiley wrote:Even with us bringing back JJ, we still need a REAL PF to actually make some noise in the east, and i'm not talking about Gay or Babbit.

Bam Bam

LordRiley · Post #1419 » by **LordRiley** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 11:04 pm

MettaWorldPanda wrote:
LordRiley wrote:Even with us bringing back JJ, we still need a REAL PF to actually make some noise in the east, and i'm not talking about Gay or Babbit.

Bam Bam

Don't want to put that much pressure on the kid too soon. Let him develop off the bench, then by season's end if he's earned it through his stellar play then start him.

Rafly · Post #1420 » by **Rafly** » Thu Jul 6, 2017 11:10 pm

I heard Riley did it. Did he really do it?