Your RIDICULOUS Raptors prediction for next season

[Johnny Bball]

Raptors will finish #1 in the East.

Put me down for this too.

[Red_Claw]

Casey gets fired after a sub par record over the first 20 games. One can dream....

[Jai Monee]

Kyle Lowry will sign an exclusive deal with Chapman's Ice Cream and replace that creepy moustache guy they have in all their commercials.

DeMar DeRozan will grow dreads and officially change his name to DeMarre DeRozan just to confuse casual fans "Isn't that the guy we traded?"

Jonas Valanciunas will enter every game looking like The Undertaker - theme music and all. When we play Detroit Stan Van Gundy will take his side as Paul Bearer.

Drake is named as the mid-year replacement to team mascot The Raptor. In his first game, he breaks his leg, forcing him into a wheelchair. Again.

Norman Powell stirs controversy by accidentally wearing a Weed The North warm up jersey during preseason. By all-star break Weed The North is the official "medicine" sponsor of the team.

[alienchild]

Casey tearfully quits after team becomes a high ball-movement team and he's unsuccessful in convincing them to go back to what made them treadmill.

[Wo1verine]

We miss the playoffs.

[MikeM]

Poeltl is starting within 2 weeks.

[Drop Shot]

Powell wins 6th man of the year

[Mr.Raptorsingh]

Kyle puts Dwane in a sharpshooter.

[fouronesix22]

JV stays and surprises us with more quickness as he lost weight. Raptors ( if they keep the roster as it is now) will start off to a poor record but Masai still wont fire casey as his loyalty to casey is like no other and we finish 7-8th seed and get torn up by Toronto media

[Mack11]

masai gets frustrated mid season and says **** it, trades everyone and decides to re boot the euro experiment

[Lord_Zedd]

Bruno signs a 4 year $50 million contract extension

[Concernedcad]

Lowry top 3 in MVP

[[SJJ]]

Masai only re-signed Kyle and Ibaka to keep assets. He's starting the rebuild now and will be looking to deal both of them by the deadline.

[Zeno]

Jonas makes the all-star team as member of the Raptors. Leo sends me to the league pass "away stream" with his orgasmic commentary.

[Wizdome]

Raptors finish 55-27

Demar in MVP discussion

JV develops reliable 3pt shot

Pascal & Ibaka duo to close out games in the 4th

[CoachJReturns]

Raptors get off to disappointing start. Masai fires Casey and replaces him with Stackhouse. Trades Lowry, DeMar and Ibaka by trade deadline. Team tanks hard and miraculously, with a lot of luck, lands a top 3 pick who they use on a top 3 ranked prospect who will actually be the best player still available in hindsight. The rebuild takes only 3 years before they return to the playoffs.

[Mad Prophet]

Ujiri concludes his evaluation.

[TorontoRapsFan]

Raps post first 60 win season. Finish 3rd behind cavs and celtics. Go all the way to finals. Tie Domi makes it his duty to bring the cup home and slashes every warrior on his way to his front court seat. Raptors win. Realgm servers are turned to dust. First post of new realgm will be Raptors championship team or treadmill?

[Mr.Raptorsingh]

Raptors get off to disappointing start. Masai fires Casey and replaces him with Stackhouse. Trades Lowry, DeMar and Ibaka by trade deadline. Team tanks hard and miraculously, with a lot of luck, lands a top 3 pick who they use on a top 3 ranked prospect who will actually be the best player still available in hindsight. The rebuild takes only 3 years before they return to the playoffs.

Bruh supposedly Bagley might reclassify, which if he does, he could be in next year's draft.

Bagley
Doncic
Porter
Bamba
Ayton
Bridges

[KingTdot]

Demar avgs 28.5 ppg, 5 r, 5 ast on 48% fg, 32% 3pfg, and 90% ft.