Your RIDICULOUS Raptors prediction for next season

[joshgc]

OG's penis slips out from his short shorts as he is going in for a poster dunk on Carroll and slaps him in the face.

Kyle and Demar get into a fight because Lowry's son broke Derozan's daughters heart.

JV decides enough is enough and choke slams someone in the stands for heckling him.

Powell sleeps with Casey's wife at the Raptor Player Gala after he gave her his signature look. She falls in love with him and he gets benched for the remainder of the season.

Poeltl gets tanning advice from Leo and starts tanning everyday to try not to be the whitest person on the team.

Siakam takes penis enlargement drugs because he feels small after looking at Ibaka's. The drugs somehow have a different side effect and he ends up shooting and making 9 three pointers in a row.

Delon has his first Canadian Cesar, he falls in love with the drink and becomes an alcholic for the entire season.

Casey finally pounds the rock and breaks his hand. The doctors amputate it and he is left with a hook. He is out for the playoffs and never returns to coach basketball again.

The MLSE decide to move on from the Raptor Mascot after this season and on the last game he takes off his uniform and urinates on it on the court.

We win 50 games, win the ECF, play GSW and all their starters are injured. We still lose in 4.

[freebird]

Norm Powell hits up Sotto Sotto with Norm Kelly, they order the Bucatini and a bottle of Red - they discuss the triangle, both on and off the court...

[lobosloboslobos]

Masai discovers and signs a 7'9" african teenager who gets 7 blocks in his first quarter of NBA ball but is then benched for the next 11 games. Finally Casey puts him in but then takes him out again after one play. The teenager leaves the court in a fury and returns carrying the boulder from the dressing room, which he drops on Coach Casey. The basketball world is stunned. Masai, disoriented, announces he will hire the best poster on RealGm as his new coach. He studies everyone's post history and concludes that he is himself the best poster on RealGm, and has been for years, and names himself coach. 6 months later the Raps win the championship with 4 consecutive 4-game sweeps. Realgm crashes as Howard Mass bans the entire Raps board which has gone on an insane celebratory rampage through every other team board. Masai goes full gangster and rides a giant .22 in the victory parade shouting out "f**k lebron, f**k KD, f**k everyone!" into the mic while on the next float Rihanna wails "b*tch better have my money" as she whips Drake, at her feet on a leash. The crowd goes wild.

can't you just see it?

[Rainman66]

CJ miles is not the answer as the starting 3, he is basically a shooting guard in the body of a forward. Powell slots into the 3 spot but struggles guarding opposing 3's and is resorted back to his bench role. In comes Bruno, shines from the few minutes he gets into becoming the clear cut best forward on the team and develops all the way into the Brazilian KD. He isn't the kid that we drafted in 2014 anymore, he's growing up into man and is going to hit his prime real soon #PipeDream.

[GreatWhiteStiff]

JV becomes a significant player in 4th quarters for us. Brady Heslip leads the team in three point makes. Apologies if he's not on our dleague roster anymore or something.

Bruno Cabloclo starts a game vs the Warriors, outplays draymond green drasticly and we win the game.

[OAKLEY_2]

Raptors finish 55-27

Demar in MVP discussion

JV develops reliable 3pt shot

Pascal & Ibaka duo to close out games in the 4th

Realgm still won't be fixed by playoffs and there will be "problems loading page" and Safari and Chrome will keeping closing unexpectedly.

[Lateral Quicks]

Bruno pwns Antetokounmpo in the first round.

[Lateral Quicks]

OG's penis slips out from his short shorts as he is going in for a poster dunk on Carroll and slaps him in the face.

Ahh yes, the infamous mid-air teabag.

[Reg00]

Bruno Most Improved.

[Kinger95]

Demar learns how to shoot a basketball

[Rapsalot]

JV leads team in 4th quarter minutes per game after Casey firing at ASG break.


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[Wizdome]

Demar finishes a whole season with no air balls or knocks the ball off his own foot.

[Rapsalot]

We resign Bruno


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[the_other_guy]

Raps 6th seed.. out in the 1st round. Not so ridiculous.

[-TheDocOfDenial]

OG's penis slips out from his short shorts as he is going in for a poster dunk on Carroll and slaps him in the face.

Kyle and Demar get into a fight because Lowry's son broke Derozan's daughters heart.

JV decides enough is enough and choke slams someone in the stands for heckling him.

Powell sleeps with Casey's wife at the Raptor Player Gala after he gave her his signature look. She falls in love with him and he gets benched for the remainder of the season.

Poeltl gets tanning advice from Leo and starts tanning everyday to try not to be the whitest person on the team.

Siakam takes penis enlargement drugs because he feels small after looking at Ibaka's. The drugs somehow have a different side effect and he ends up shooting and making 9 three pointers in a row.

Delon has his first Canadian Cesar, he falls in love with the drink and becomes an alcholic for the entire season.

Casey finally pounds the rock and breaks his hand. The doctors amputate it and he is left with a hook. He is out for the playoffs and never returns to coach basketball again.

The MLSE decide to move on from the Raptor Mascot after this season and on the last game he takes off his uniform and urinates on it on the court.

We win 50 games, win the ECF, play GSW and all their starters are injured. We still lose in 4.

I have not laughed this hard in ages. Bruh.

[LBJKB24MJ23]

Bruno 6th man of the year.

[lilneige]

Although Demar couldn't develop a proper 3pt shot, he averaged 27ppg, 5rpg, 7apg, 1.8spg, .500 eFG% in season and playoff. He led the Raptors to give a proper fight in the playoff against Cavs, no blowout games, all were close game, but still come up short.

[Meursault]

the Raptors finish 55-27 for the season and get the 2nd seed, edging out Boston.
DeRozan finishes top 7 in PPG and has a 30% 3PT percentage. he and Lowry make the ASG again.
JV and Poeltl become highly competent centers.
The Raptors make it to the ECF beating Atlanta and Boston before losing to the Cavs in 5.

all RealGM Raptors posters come together, park aside the negativity for the year, celebrate the successful season and appreciate the fact that they have a winning - albeit not championship - core for at least two more seasons.

[sortpar]

By Christmas, the bench backups will be playing well enough that the general fan will be wondering why most of the backup players aren't starting.