SideSwipe wrote:Before I saw the deal was actually put together, I thought this was Ainge getting back at McD by upping the ante for Kyrie and forcing McD's hand- basically pay back for Jackson. That would have been fun to reconcile. And somehow Kyrie just pulled the biggest haul of the summer- I can't figure that out. Ainge painted himself into a corner by not grabbing George or Butler to pair with IT, Hayward and co. Now he's forced to give up IT (who he must not want to pay), crowd favorite Crowder, and one of his hard to pry BKN #1's I don't get it. It seems there should be more in play here.

Part 2:
Ainge: Hey Mc'Traitor you want to land Kyrie for Bledsoe
McD: sounds good, Danny-boy
Ainge: ok how about three way trade, you get both Tatum and Kyrie, and we get Jackson and one of your picks
McD: that's basically the trade that we turned down from the Cavs tho
Ainge: ok fine, just give us Jackson and a 2nd
McD: you could have just drafted him lmao
Ainge: i hate you Ryan
*Ainge calls Cavs FO*
Ainge: hey how does Tatum + assets sound
(mysterious voice, sounds like Lebron in falsetto): I'll trade you Kyrie for Rozier str8 up m8 (snickers)
Ainge: *hangs up phone*
*Ainge calls back 5 minutes later*
Ainge: Rozier is off the table. just because I work for the Celtics doesn't mean I want to max out a leprechaun. but I have another player that would adequately replace Kyrie. I will gladly max out a younger, taller Kyrie though, nevermind the fact that he isn't defensively an upgrade, nor has half heart Thomas does, nor did he make any all-nba teams last season, nor is there any indication that he will resign here two years after I get fleeced in this deal.
Mysterious voice: what do you have in mind
Ainge: hey wait a sec is this the Cavs GM?
Mysterious voice: *clears throat* yes
Ainge: ok. how about IT, Crowder, and Zizic for Kyrie.
Mysterious voice: did you check in in the ESPN trade checker
Ainge: does it work on ipad
Mysterious voice: not sure, I only use Linux products
Ainge: ok i just checked and it works, ESPN says the trade went through, but we lose -5 games and you guys win +5, so this isn't fair
Mysterious voice: try just IT and Crowder then
Ainge: now it says that salaries don't match
Mysterious voice: ok then you must include Zizic or another player of similar $$
Ainge: ok
Mysterious voice: cool. wanna become facebook friends
Ainge: ok
Mysterious voice: i accepted your friend request
Ainge: thx. so is this trade official or what, i want to post it on the FAKEGM forums
Mysterious voice: hmm...i changed my mind
Ainge: mysterious cavs GM plz
Mysterious voice: it's just that PHX has a better deal...Bledsoe, Warren, and Miami's DRAFT PICK
Ainge: *voice starts cracking* you know i really really like draft picks
Mysterious voice: ok, i'll just make that deal with PHX then
Ainge: fine! you can have our draft pick!
Mysterious voice: you mean a late first round? *asks a person in the background for McD's number*
Ainge: no, u bastard, i can't let PHX 1-up me again. you can have Brooklyn's draft pick.
Mysterious voice: weren't you supposed to use that to acquire Butler, Millsap, or Griffin? I see how that worked out LMAO
Ainge: i hate u Cavs GM
Mysterious voice: so you good with this deal
Ainge: ok
Mysterious voice: ok, i just inputted it into the official NBA trade machine app. Kyrie's now a Celtic, congratz
Ainge: hey where did you get that app
Mysterious voice: sorry Danny. it's only for REALGM members.
Ainge: damn
Mysterious voice: yea
Ainge: ok well can you leak the trade to Woj or someone so I can retweet it to all my followers plz
Mysterious voice: sure thing buddy