Porzingis Unicorn #3 Thread

Kampuchea · Post #1901 » by **Kampuchea** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:02 pm

NYKnicks6 wrote:
Less than 72 hours ago you said we were going to become an OKC fan to cheer for Melo. You lost all credibility as a fan right there and then.

I dedicate my sig to Melo and OKC but keep the Avatar and favourite team as Knicks and Ntilikina. I won't leave the Knicks, been a fan since Ewing days. Was mad when we did Ewing dirty as well.

god shammgod · Post #1902 » by **god shammgod** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:04 pm

IllmaticHandler wrote:So wait KP really did get Lip Herpes? Damn Gina....

there was some photo where it looked like something on his lip but you really couldn't tell

IllmaticHandler · Post #1903 » by **IllmaticHandler** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:06 pm

god shammgod wrote:
IllmaticHandler wrote:So wait KP really did get Lip Herpes? Damn Gina....

there was some photo where it looked like something on his lip but you really couldn't tell

Ok. I must have really missed that. First time even hearing about it was now.

NYKnicks6 · Post #1904 » by **NYKnicks6** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:09 pm

Kampuchea wrote:
NYKnicks6 wrote:
Less than 72 hours ago you said we were going to become an OKC fan to cheer for Melo. You lost all credibility as a fan right there and then.

I dedicate my sig to Melo and OKC but keep the Avatar and favourite team as Knicks and Ntilikina. I won't leave the Knicks, been a fan since Ewing days. Was mad when we did Ewing dirty as well.

I'm talking about a post you made the day of the Melo trade. You said you were going to become an OKC fan. This team can go 0-82 for the next 50 years and I'd still bleed blue and orange for life...

thebuzzardman · Post #1905 » by **thebuzzardman** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:10 pm

IllmaticHandler wrote:
god shammgod wrote:
IllmaticHandler wrote:So wait KP really did get Lip Herpes? Damn Gina....

there was some photo where it looked like something on his lip but you really couldn't tell

Ok. I must have really missed that. First time even hearing about it was now.

"Bad Porzingis" - I loved a woman who wasn't clean

SelbyCobra · Post #1906 » by **SelbyCobra** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:12 pm

god shammgod wrote:
IllmaticHandler wrote:So wait KP really did get Lip Herpes? Damn Gina....

there was some photo where it looked like something on his lip but you really couldn't tell

Photo? What? Couldn't tell? The cold sore was clear as day during the All-Star Game, if I recall correctly! :lol:

Kampuchea · Post #1907 » by **Kampuchea** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:12 pm

IllmaticHandler wrote:
god shammgod wrote:
IllmaticHandler wrote:So wait KP really did get Lip Herpes? Damn Gina....

there was some photo where it looked like something on his lip but you really couldn't tell

Ok. I must have really missed that. First time even hearing about it was now.

https://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/kristaps-porzingis-is-your-2017-nba-skills-contest-winner/

They mention it in here. He had a breakout during the Skills competition he won.

thebuzzardman · Post #1908 » by **thebuzzardman** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:12 pm

I'm sorry, maybe it's been a long day, but the whole idea of listing of KP's herps in a line item is comedy gold to me.

thebuzzardman · Post #1909 » by **thebuzzardman** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:14 pm

Kampuchea wrote:
IllmaticHandler wrote:
god shammgod wrote:
there was some photo where it looked like something on his lip but you really couldn't tell

Ok. I must have really missed that. First time even hearing about it was now.

https://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/kristaps-porzingis-is-your-2017-nba-skills-contest-winner/

They mention it in here. He had a breakout during the Skills competition he won.

Which is why he won. The other players were distracted by it. They need to rerun this contest he unfairly won.

thebuzzardman · Post #1910 » by **thebuzzardman** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:16 pm

In the armed forces, there were always warnings about Suzy Rottencrotch. I guess this is not part of the Rookie Induction Training in the NBA.

SelbyCobra · Post #1911 » by **SelbyCobra** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:18 pm

thebuzzardman wrote:I'm sorry, maybe it's been a long day, but the whole idea of listing of KP's herps in a line item is comedy gold to me.

I've been chuckling ever since I read it, largely because that poster is genuinely concerned about it in the context of his bearish view on his future.

For the record:

god shammgod · Post #1912 » by **god shammgod** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:22 pm

SelbyCobra wrote:
god shammgod wrote:
IllmaticHandler wrote:So wait KP really did get Lip Herpes? Damn Gina....

there was some photo where it looked like something on his lip but you really couldn't tell

Photo? What? Couldn't tell? The cold sore was clear as day during the All-Star Game, if I recall correctly!

i didn't watch that actually. but i just saw the link posted and i still can't tell. it looks like it's under his lip to me but maybe. :lol:

thebuzzardman · Post #1913 » by **thebuzzardman** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:27 pm

Now I'll always be checking to see if KP has an outbreak. Thanks Kampuchea.

Post #1914 » by **K_ick_God** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:29 pm

What would be awesome is an offense eventually where it's 30% KP, 30% Frank, 20% Billy, 20% Other.

Wolfgang630 · Post #1915 » by **Wolfgang630** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:32 pm

KP gonna average 3 cold sores this year is my prediction.

SelbyCobra · Post #1916 » by **SelbyCobra** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:34 pm

thebuzzardman wrote:Now I'll always be checking to see if KP has an outbreak. Thanks Kampuchea.

Outbreak? Not a breakout? He must have that ill, mutant strain Lololololol

Post #1917 » by **magnumt** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:35 pm

KnicksGod wrote:What would be awesome is an offense eventually where it's 30% KP, 30% Frank, 20% Billy, 20% Other.

Most likely its: 25% KP, 25% THJr, 20% WillyG, 20% Frank, 10% others. :dontknow:

--Mags

Sark · Post #1918 » by **Sark** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:36 pm

Wolfgang630 wrote:KP gonna average 3 cold sores this year is my prediction.

As the first option he can def get 5 to 7.

Johnny Firpo · Post #1919 » by **Johnny Firpo** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:36 pm

Like 2/3 of all people have the herpes virus, it's just often dormant.

Post #1920 » by **K_ick_God** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:39 pm

magnumt wrote:
KnicksGod wrote:What would be awesome is an offense eventually where it's 30% KP, 30% Frank, 20% Billy, 20% Other.

Most likely its: 25% KP, 25% THJr, 20% WillyG, 20% Frank, 10% others.

--Mags

Thanks. I temporarily blocked out Timmy.