Porzingis thread #4: The KP era is upon us

[thebuzzardman]

Sucks.

Isn't good on D.
Can't defend 4's
5's beat him up
Not Alpha enough
Post game sucks
Not Joel Embiid
Gets abused by midgets
His blocks are fake
Handle needs work
Not Jokitch
Lives on the perimeter too much
Ran Phil out
Anemic
Too deferential
Not the real unicorn
Attitude sucks
WHG is better
Sean Van Novacamby
License revoked
Not KT
Has herps
Instagram models + over thirst (could be related to prior)
no testicular fortitude
Working out wrong way
Too much Janis work
Janis is bad agent and person
Alt-Right Hairdo
Wingspan challenged
Injury prone
Punked by Anthony Randolph
Diva
Too tall/too spindley
No Sharrington Disease
Bad screener/ weak picks
P&R needs work
Poor court sense
Tends to drift
Poor rebounder
Won't Live Up to Hype And Pressure
May secretly be too Latvian for his own good
Not dispensing candy from his ass like a Pez machine
May not have been working as hard as he could have before


Ha - we are really stretching this list now.



Did I miss anything aggregating the various negative opinions?

Imagine if everyone here hated him.

[JXL]

Sucks.

Isn't good on D.
Can't defend 4's
5's beat him up
Not Alpha enough
Post game sucks
Gets abused by midgets
His blocks are fake
Handle needs work
Lives on the perimeter too much
Ran Phil out
Anemic
Too deferential
Attitude sucks
Sean Van Novacamby
License revoked
Has herps


Did I miss anything aggregating the various negative opinions?

Imagine if everyone here hated him.

Just like how everyone turned on Ewing? Even when he put them in the playoffs in 15 of 16 seasons?

[thebuzzardman]

Sucks.

Isn't good on D.
Can't defend 4's
5's beat him up
Not Alpha enough
Post game sucks
Gets abused by midgets
His blocks are fake
Handle needs work
Lives on the perimeter too much
Ran Phil out
Anemic
Too deferential
Attitude sucks
Sean Van Novacamby
License revoked
Has herps


Did I miss anything aggregating the various negative opinions?

Imagine if everyone here hated him.

Just like how everyone turned on Ewing? Even when he put them in the playoffs in 15 of 16 seasons?

I figure there's a contingent who've decided to turn on KP year 2. Why wait?

[JXL]

Sucks.

Isn't good on D.
Can't defend 4's
5's beat him up
Not Alpha enough
Post game sucks
Gets abused by midgets
His blocks are fake
Handle needs work
Lives on the perimeter too much
Ran Phil out
Anemic
Too deferential
Attitude sucks
Sean Van Novacamby
License revoked
Has herps


Did I miss anything aggregating the various negative opinions?

Imagine if everyone here hated him.

Just like how everyone turned on Ewing? Even when he put them in the playoffs in 15 of 16 seasons?

I figure there's a contingent who've decided to turn on KP year 2. Why wait?

Greenie might. She doesn't hate KP, but she feels he's as soft as Charmin.

[JohnWillow]

Welp he was driving 105 MPH, but I give him a little bit of a pass because he was hurrying to that charity event.... Nah tbh I don't give the pass because he could kill himself driving like that...

[Jalen Bluntson]

Sucks.

Isn't good on D.
Can't defend 4's
5's beat him up
Not Alpha enough
Post game sucks
Not Joel Embiid
Gets abused by midgets
His blocks are fake
Handle needs work
Not Jokitch
Lives on the perimeter too much
Ran Phil out
Anemic
Too deferential
Not the real unicorn
Attitude sucks
WHG is better
Sean Van Novacamby
License revoked
Not KT
Has herps


Did I miss anything aggregating the various negative opinions?

Imagine if everyone here hated him.

Instagram Models?

[2010]

https://hoopshabit.com/2017/09/26/new-york-knicks-the-team-has-a-leader-and-its-not-kristaps-porzingis/

They are questioning KP's leadership ability and suggesting that Frank Ntilikina and Enes Kanter are better equipped to lead the team.

[Tron Carter]

https://hoopshabit.com/2017/09/26/new-york-knicks-the-team-has-a-leader-and-its-not-kristaps-porzingis/

They are questioning KP's leadership ability and suggesting that Frank Ntilikina and Enes Kanter are better equipped to lead the team.

gtfo with anus kanter but i can't front frank just has this quiet confidence about him that is undeniable. he looks like a born leader.

[GONYK]

https://hoopshabit.com/2017/09/26/new-york-knicks-the-team-has-a-leader-and-its-not-kristaps-porzingis/

They are questioning KP's leadership ability and suggesting that Frank Ntilikina and Enes Kanter are better equipped to lead the team.

KP was beaming from ear to ear the whole presser. These people seemed to have been watching something different, since their whole standard for leadership seems to be how charismatic they thought you were in a 10 min interview.

[Marty McFly]

he's ready! and no I'm not talking about kp... somebody give eric snyder a beat job for one of the new york rags!

[RiseOfTheEmpire]

https://hoopshabit.com/2017/09/26/new-york-knicks-the-team-has-a-leader-and-its-not-kristaps-porzingis/

They are questioning KP's leadership ability and suggesting that Frank Ntilikina and Enes Kanter are better equipped to lead the team.

That's the dumbest **** I've read in a while, and I don't usually use hyperbole, and I won't this time, that's really bad. That dude is going by Kanter's enthusiasm to join a new team vs KP's stoic responses and feet planted firmly in reality to raise questions about who's the better leader....lmao.

Frankie Nicotine? This KID, when asked "who are you, tell us a little bit about yourself, you seem to be the mystery man"....he took it literally and started his answer by saying "Hello, I'm Frank Ntikilina, from Paris France..." or something to that tune He's supposed to be the heart and soul of this team? Jeeeeezzus....man, how did he get that out of that press conference? Because he smiled and was charming?

I haven't read something so out of touch with reality and completely baseless in a while. It's why I can't read fan blogs man, it's just somebody like us that got on a website, so instead of a little space on a forum he gets a whole page to spew his crap.....like I am right now....Imagine I got a whole page.....

I loved the fact that KP told these **** heads to stop talking about the past and move the **** on...he shut down the pot stirrers from the get go like a champion. KP handled that press conference like a boss....yet this clown is saying he's not ready to be the leader because he wasn't giddy and giggling like a little school girl.......FOH. That blogger should apply at Daily News, already stirring **** up and writing **** articles....he'd fit right in.

[Bill Pidto]

Sucks.

Isn't good on D.
Can't defend 4's
5's beat him up
Not Alpha enough
Post game sucks
Not Joel Embiid
Gets abused by midgets
His blocks are fake
Handle needs work
Not Jokitch
Lives on the perimeter too much
Ran Phil out
Anemic
Too deferential
Not the real unicorn
Attitude sucks
WHG is better
Sean Van Novacamby
License revoked
Not KT
Has herps


Did I miss anything aggregating the various negative opinions?

Imagine if everyone here hated him.

Instagram Models?

I believe that falls under the category of 'has herpes'

[thebuzzardman]

List updated

[Jalen Bluntson]

Sucks.

Isn't good on D.
Can't defend 4's
5's beat him up
Not Alpha enough
Post game sucks
Not Joel Embiid
Gets abused by midgets
His blocks are fake
Handle needs work
Not Jokitch
Lives on the perimeter too much
Ran Phil out
Anemic
Too deferential
Not the real unicorn
Attitude sucks
WHG is better
Sean Van Novacamby
License revoked
Not KT
Has herps


Did I miss anything aggregating the various negative opinions?

Imagine if everyone here hated him.

Instagram Models?

I believe that falls under the category of 'has herpes'

He's fat?

[Bill Pidto]

https://hoopshabit.com/2017/09/26/new-york-knicks-the-team-has-a-leader-and-its-not-kristaps-porzingis/

They are questioning KP's leadership ability and suggesting that Frank Ntilikina and Enes Kanter are better equipped to lead the team.

Which butthurt Melo fan from realgm wrote this sh*t?

[thebuzzardman]

Instagram Models?

I believe that falls under the category of 'has herpes'

He's fat?

That was for Melo; doubt KP can take up that mantle. However, you reminded me

He's working out wrong
Too much Janis work
Janis is bad agent and person

[thebuzzardman]

https://hoopshabit.com/2017/09/26/new-york-knicks-the-team-has-a-leader-and-its-not-kristaps-porzingis/

They are questioning KP's leadership ability and suggesting that Frank Ntilikina and Enes Kanter are better equipped to lead the team.

Which butthurt Melo fan from realgm wrote this sh*t?

Round up the usuals suspects!

[2010]

https://hoopshabit.com/2017/09/26/new-york-knicks-the-team-has-a-leader-and-its-not-kristaps-porzingis/

They are questioning KP's leadership ability and suggesting that Frank Ntilikina and Enes Kanter are better equipped to lead the team.

That's the dumbest **** I've read in a while, and I don't usually use hyperbole, and I won't this time, that's really bad. That dude is going by Kanter's enthusiasm to join a new team vs KP's stoic responses and feet planted firmly in reality to raise questions about who's the better leader....lmao.

Frankie Nicotine? This KID, when asked "who are you, tell us a little bit about yourself, you seem to be the mystery man"....he took it literally and started his answer by saying "Hello, I'm Frank Ntikilina, from Paris France..." or something to that tune He's supposed to be the heart and soul of this team? Jeeeeezzus....man, how did he get that out of that press conference? Because he smiled and was charming?

I haven't read something so out of touch with reality and completely baseless in a while. It's why I can't read fan blogs man, it's just somebody like us that got on a website, so instead of a little space on a forum he gets a whole page to spew his crap.....like I am right now....Imagine I got a whole page.....

I loved the fact that KP told these **** heads to stop talking about the past and move the **** on...he shut down the pot stirrers from the get go like a champion. KP handled that press conference like a boss....yet this clown is saying he's not ready to be the leader because he wasn't giddy and giggling like a little school girl.......FOH. That blogger should apply at Daily News, already stirring **** up and writing **** articles....he'd fit right in.

Your entire post got me in tears, man

[Jalen Bluntson]

I believe that falls under the category of 'has herpes'

He's fat?

That was for Melo; doubt KP can take up that mantle. However, you reminded me

He's working out wrong
Too much Janis work
Janis is bad agent and person

[Marty McFly]

you forgot the hitler youth haircut. he basically has to be MJ in order to make it ok for him to wear that haircut.