

Starting Pitchers:


Now looking at that you'd think the Brewers would have the advantage in starting pitching but if you've followed the Brewers you'd know we're screwed.
Brewers Probable Lineup:








Injury Report:
Cardinals- Who cares and I'm too lazy to look it up
Brewers- Sheets (please come back soon), Dessens (you still suck) anybody else? I can't remember/don't care.
Media:
TV: FSN Wisconsin
Radio: Milwaukee--620 WTMJ--Madison 1310 WIBA--Green Bay 1360 WTAQ
Notes:
-Today is my birthday. A win would be nice but probably too much to wish for since the Brewers are on the road.
-The Brewers had 2 hits off 0-10 Anthony Reyes. A lineup of Ayt/MickeyDavis/RBCV/MadCityBucky/WEFFPIM/Fort Minor/Big Kurty/trwi7/Buck4Life could've done that (sorry to any posters left out that wanted your names in the lineup) you can all be Ned Yost assistants.

-I just noticed Corey Hart looks like Dirk Nowitzki. Do you think ABC was trying to pry them away from their respective teams to start their acting careers for that caveman show this fall? I bet Corey is jealous of the other 4 Brewers who got to go on the Young and the Restless.
-I suggest we send an email to all major league stadiums except Miller Park with a picture of Coco with a message attached that says "Do not allow this man into the stadium."
One Final note. The Brewers suck.