Looks like our boy KP has a girlfriend now

ChaosHamster · Post #21 » by **ChaosHamster** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 2:57 pm

Surprised she doesn't have fake ass/boobs (at least doesn't look like she has). Based on all those stories of KP getting rejected, he really likes them thiccc.

Clyde_Style · Post #22 » by **Clyde_Style** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 3:10 pm

Keep it holstered the night before the game young Jedi

Knick4Real · Post #23 » by **Knick4Real** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 4:48 pm

ChaosHamster wrote:Surprised she doesn't have fake ass/boobs (at least doesn't look like she has). Based on all those stories of KP getting rejected, he really likes them thiccc.

LOL I remember a rookie Lebron getting rejected by Ashanti on live TV, which I'm sure she regrets today. So, I'm not worried about KP. He's young and just having fun which is exactly what he should do. I doubt his first public girl is something serious or possible wifey material.

EDIT: Also, "Bambi" didn't really impress me :roll:

Mecca · Post #24 » by **Mecca** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 4:55 pm

Jeff Van Gully wrote:
Knicks Byke wrote:
Jeff Van Gully wrote:
volume DM slider

my boy does this he hits eventually.

i have questions and i'm ashamed to ask.

are there triggers or indicators he is looking for? or is he just DMing any woman that appeals to him?

There are triggers. Normally if they like a few pictures in a row. Ideally, which happens on occasion, they'll like 10-15 of your old pictures at once in order to illustrate their intrigue. At that point they're saying DM me. I got one last night off that.

CowboyBebop · Post #25 » by **CowboyBebop** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 5:10 pm

She’s pretty I guess...but way too skinny. She has no body. Let the God MC rap his thoughts real quick.

I see no body.....like I’m all alone!!!
I see no body....like I’m in my zone!!!
I see no body.....busy on my phone!!!

She’s not a hotty.....and it’s not her tone. The girl got more elbow than Karl Malone!!!!

BARSSSSS

Red Vines · Post #26 » by **Red Vines** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 5:16 pm

First of many, young 'Corn.

HarthorneWingo · Post #27 » by **HarthorneWingo** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 5:27 pm

thebuzzardman wrote:KP - never date a girl named Bambi. That's a stripper name and she's looking to get paid.

Basically, has anyone ever met a girl named Bambi or Candy(i) who didn't have numerous issues and was also not a total freak?

Parents, dads, never name your child this name or let them have it as a nickname. Then again, if they have that name, you probably aren't really in the picture anymore anyway.

Nailed it. All of it. :lol:

HarthorneWingo · Post #28 » by **HarthorneWingo** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 5:29 pm

CowboyBebop wrote:She’s pretty I guess...but way too skinny. She has no body. Let the God MC rap his thoughts real quick.

I see no body.....like I’m all alone!!!
I see no body....like I’m in my zone!!!
I see no body.....busy on my phone!!!

She’s not a hotty.....and it’s not her tone. The girl got more elbow than Karl Malone!!!!

BARSSSSS

I see that for you it's all about the bass. You like that badonkadonk, eh? I happen to think Bambi (LOL, I can just hear KP calling her name in his Latvian accent) is pretty hot.

HarthorneWingo · Post #29 » by **HarthorneWingo** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 5:29 pm

KP, no sex before games!

F N 11 · Post #30 » by **F N 11** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 5:52 pm

My son kP don't date he too much of a savage

CowboyBebop · Post #31 » by **CowboyBebop** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 5:55 pm

HarthorneWingo wrote:
CowboyBebop wrote:She’s pretty I guess...but way too skinny. She has no body. Let the God MC rap his thoughts real quick.

I see no body.....like I’m all alone!!!
I see no body....like I’m in my zone!!!
I see no body.....busy on my phone!!!

She’s not a hotty.....and it’s not her tone. The girl got more elbow than Karl Malone!!!!

BARSSSSS

I see that for you it's all about the bass. You like that badonkadonk, eh? I happen to think Bambi (LOL, I can just hear KP calling her name in his Latvian accent) is pretty hot.

I do like a little more meat on the bones, but nah she’s pretty attractive. I just jump at any chance to write some bad raps.

Post #32 » by **Jeff Van Gully** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 6:58 pm

CowboyBebop wrote:
HarthorneWingo wrote:
CowboyBebop wrote:She’s pretty I guess...but way too skinny. She has no body. Let the God MC rap his thoughts real quick.

I see no body.....like I’m all alone!!!
I see no body....like I’m in my zone!!!
I see no body.....busy on my phone!!!

She’s not a hotty.....and it’s not her tone. The girl got more elbow than Karl Malone!!!!

BARSSSSS

I see that for you it's all about the bass. You like that badonkadonk, eh? I happen to think Bambi (LOL, I can just hear KP calling her name in his Latvian accent) is pretty hot.

I do like a little more meat on the bones, but nah she’s pretty attractive. I just jump at any chance to write some bad raps.

this is funny because KP usually getting shot down by thick women. i was thinking that was his flow. might still be, but maybe these two have a special connection.

E-Balla · Post #33 » by **E-Balla** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 6:59 pm

Blockwatcher wrote:
thebuzzardman wrote:KP - never date a girl named Bambi. That's a stripper name and she's looking to get paid.

Basically, has anyone ever met a girl named Bambi or Candy(i) who didn't have numerous issues and was also not a total freak?

Parents, dads, never name your child this name or let them have it as a nickname. Then again, if they have that name, you probably aren't really in the picture anymore anyway.

Word, name your daughter Ruth or Margaret.

I'm dying laughing right now.

HarthorneWingo · Post #34 » by **HarthorneWingo** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 7:13 pm

I'll be waiting for the KP/Bambi sex tape.

el13adnino · Post #35 » by **el13adnino** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 7:20 pm

CowboyBebop wrote:She’s pretty I guess...but way too skinny. She has no body. Let the God MC rap his thoughts real quick.

I see no body.....like I’m all alone!!!
I see no body....like I’m in my zone!!!
I see no body.....busy on my phone!!!

She’s not a hotty.....and it’s not her tone. The girl got more elbow than Karl Malone!!!!

BARSSSSS

should ghost write for bill pedo

NY2TheBay · Post #36 » by **NY2TheBay** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 7:52 pm

Clyde_Style wrote:Keep it holstered the night before the game young Jedi

always keep it holstered (unless special occasion), secret to the top 1%.

Mecca · Post #37 » by **Mecca** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 7:55 pm

NY2TheBay wrote:
Clyde_Style wrote:Keep it holstered the night before the game young Jedi

always keep it holstered (unless special occasion), secret to the top 1%.

??? explain.

Clyde_Style · Post #38 » by **Clyde_Style** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 7:57 pm

NY2TheBay wrote:
Clyde_Style wrote:Keep it holstered the night before the game young Jedi

always keep it holstered (unless special occasion), secret to the top 1%.

I believe you refer to the usage of raincoat technologies, whereas my inference pointed to the ancient taoists' adherence to retention of the essential fluids that nourish vitality prior to competitive sporting events (sexual olympics not included)

NY2TheBay · Post #39 » by **NY2TheBay** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 7:58 pm

Mecca wrote:
NY2TheBay wrote:
Clyde_Style wrote:Keep it holstered the night before the game young Jedi

always keep it holstered (unless special occasion), secret to the top 1%.

??? explain.

nah, not here.

seek brotha.

NY2TheBay · Post #40 » by **NY2TheBay** » Sat Dec 9, 2017 8:00 pm

Clyde_Style wrote:
NY2TheBay wrote:
Clyde_Style wrote:Keep it holstered the night before the game young Jedi

always keep it holstered (unless special occasion), secret to the top 1%.

I believe you refer to the usage of raincoat technologies, whereas my inference pointed to the ancient taoists' adherence to retention of the essential fluids that nourish vitality prior to competitive sporting events (sexual olympics not included)

Yes, yes. I understood you well. Taoists; buddhists, it goes further than just sporting events.