Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench?

[TacoLord]

She looks like the kind of girl that would lovingly help you carry the ring to Mount Doom.

[Infinite Llamas]

People get too caught up on looks lol

Everybody knows that a woman’s feelings when it comes to llamas is the single greatest measure of attractiveness

[KyrieEarthing]

almost need to see the first gf to understand if he f'ed up bad by being a drunken turd.

Swedish, wealthy, nice rack, warm mouth.

I went to a relatively expensive prep academy. Most of the girls were pretty hot. They can't all be the pick of the litter but both of these girls were very attractive in their teens.

I wouldn't say I'm attracted to either of them now because they are kinda old. Still wealthy though. Beauty fades but money stays.

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[Star-Lord]

almost need to see the first gf to understand if he f'ed up bad by being a drunken turd.

Swedish, wealthy, nice rack, warm mouth.

I went to a relatively expensive prep academy. Most of the girls were pretty hot. They can't all be the pick of the litter but both of these girls were very attractive in their teens.

I wouldn't say I'm attracted to either of them now because they are kinda old. Still wealthy though. Beauty fades but money stays.

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How could any woman resist this level of charm? They all love being described as having a warm mouth.

You, sir, are the gift that keeps on giving.

[Getembuck]

Who is going to be the one to track down Melissa to share this? She needs to know she's loved, we must have answers.

[JunkYardDog6ix]

almost need to see the first gf to understand if he f'ed up bad by being a drunken turd.

Swedish, wealthy, nice rack, warm mouth.

I went to a relatively expensive prep academy. Most of the girls were pretty hot. They can't all be the pick of the litter but both of these girls were very attractive in their teens.

I wouldn't say I'm attracted to either of them now because they are kinda old. Still wealthy though. Beauty fades but money stays.

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Warm mouth

[LordCovington33]

I doubt Lopez would have cleaned Melissa's lower shelf since he is a stand-up guy.

[eagereyez]

Spoiler:

So I had this huge crush on this girl in 8th grade. All summer long im like doing sit ups thinking when I come back to high school im gonna pull this chick. Remember this is before the internet so we all thought eating weight gainer from GNC and doing sit ups was the key to a woman's heart.

So I'm sitting there chatting with her on aol instant messenger like every night. Her dad is a surgeon so she's rich so she's out shopping a lot. While I'm getting hit up to go raccoon hunting or play street fighter 2 all night.

Anyway I get back to school 9th grade. I'm sitting in front of her. Acting up in class. Growing my hair out. Whatever it takes. But all she cares about are the senior guys. Meanwhile her best friend has sprouted 34c's. So I end up dating her instead. All the while in love with the original girl but hey my gf is giving it up and her dad is rich. Like rich rich. Sold a software business in the 90s.

The original girl finally professes her love to me when I'm 20 or so. I been waiting forever for this but I turn her down im in a 5 year relationship.

Fast forward im 21. Rich girl dumps me bc I'm an alcoholic scumbag who barely know she exist. So I move to NYC to be with my true love. It last less than 2 weeks. She has cats and a 375 sq ft apartment. And she's like dry humping me every night telling me it cant work. I'm real confused. I even have money now why doesn't she love me?


Anyway fast forward like ten years later she wins a contest in Brooklyn and BROOK FREAKING LOPEZ shows up at her place to clean her apartment and film A short marketing video thats now on YouTube.


She looks nothing like she did in high school but deep down I still love her.

Whenever I see Brook spotting up for 3 in the corner I think of what could have been with her. And I dont often tear up physically. But emotionally I do. I can't even bring myself to watch the video of Brook cleaning her apartment. He dusts the high shelves for her because she's only 5'1.

I love you Melissa



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We got a new all time great.

assphalt and elementals
Outdoor holds millions
Bring your pets
Pisscum Maytricks
GreenApple wordsmith
Kidd getting fired ballboy
I love you Melissa

Assfault, outdoor holds millions, and pets were part of the same thread. Know your history yo.

viewtopic.php?t=886428

[sca]

We got a new all time great.

assphalt and elementals
Outdoor holds millions
Bring your pets
Pisscum Maytricks
GreenApple wordsmith
Kidd getting fired ballboy
I love you Melissa

The first three are notorious (and belong to the same post), but I don't recognize the others? Got some links?

Maytricks Championship
The day Carl2680 became a legend

Green Apple was a legendary poster (link to profile). You can read some of his wisdom here: viewtopic.php?t=1184551#p32020749

Also, let's not forget about these:
top 15 best players of the basketball
My IQ is 197.
Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence
Jimmy Butler removes rearview mirror in his car as a symbol to never look back
Re: greg monroe peed himself while drunk
New Basketball Play: Wall of Hands
Ran into Bruno Caboclo tonight
If the ball doesn't touch the rim and it's all net, should it be worth an extra 2 points?
OT: how many pickles does rudy have?
Re: Royce White traded to Philadelphia
Gay-Love-Sessions Triangle about to occur in Minnesota?
Met Spencer Hawes last night in Toronto
Met Greivis Vasquez Last Week
Re: Can the myth that Carmelo Anthony is a ball stopper end?
Revisiting the Amazingly Sucky Juan Dixon Thread (the thread itself is nothing special but you've got to read the story)
is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball?
THE NBA AND THE "FRACTIONAL-SECOND".
OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK
I've posted my 994 th post about 100 times - is that normal?
New nickname (read the whole thread)

[IgorK]

So I had this huge crush on this girl in 8th grade. All summer long im like doing sit ups thinking when I come back to high school im gonna pull this chick. Remember this is before the internet so we all thought eating weight gainer from GNC and doing sit ups was the key to a woman's heart.

So I'm sitting there chatting with her on aol instant messenger like every night. Her dad is a surgeon so she's rich so she's out shopping a lot. While I'm getting hit up to go raccoon hunting or play street fighter 2 all night.

Anyway I get back to school 9th grade. I'm sitting in front of her. Acting up in class. Growing my hair out. Whatever it takes. But all she cares about are the senior guys. Meanwhile her best friend has sprouted 34c's. So I end up dating her instead. All the while in love with the original girl but hey my gf is giving it up and her dad is rich. Like rich rich. Sold a software business in the 90s.

The original girl finally professes her love to me when I'm 20 or so. I been waiting forever for this but I turn her down im in a 5 year relationship.

Fast forward im 21. Rich girl dumps me bc I'm an alcoholic scumbag who barely know she exist. So I move to NYC to be with my true love. It last less than 2 weeks. She has cats and a 375 sq ft apartment. And she's like dry humping me every night telling me it cant work. I'm real confused. I even have money now why doesn't she love me?


Anyway fast forward like ten years later she wins a contest in Brooklyn and BROOK FREAKING LOPEZ shows up at her place to clean her apartment and film A short marketing video thats now on YouTube.


She looks nothing like she did in high school but deep down I still love her.

Whenever I see Brook spotting up for 3 in the corner I think of what could have been with her. And I dont often tear up physically. But emotionally I do. I can't even bring myself to watch the video of Brook cleaning her apartment. He dusts the high shelves for her because she's only 5'1.

I love you Melissa



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I don't care if it's not really on topic. That was so refreshing to read on these boards. Thanks for sharing!

[yoyoboy]

One of the best posts I've ever read.

Guys, you do understand that looks aren’t everything? She might look average to most of you, but the personality of a girl can make you lose your mind much more than just the looks.

Exactly, you can always tell who the virgins are. Looks fade. I'm sure she looked better 20+ years ago. Feelings die away much harder.

[Robo_Claw]

almost need to see the first gf to understand if he f'ed up bad by being a drunken turd.

Swedish, wealthy, nice rack, warm mouth.

I went to a relatively expensive prep academy. Most of the girls were pretty hot. They can't all be the pick of the litter but both of these girls were very attractive in their teens.

I wouldn't say I'm attracted to either of them now because they are kinda old. Still wealthy though. Beauty fades but money stays.

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I dunno meng money is just as fleeting as looks.

[LALifer49]

We got a new all time great.

assphalt and elementals
Outdoor holds millions
Bring your pets
Pisscum Maytricks
GreenApple wordsmith
Kidd getting fired ballboy
I love you Melissa

The first three are notorious (and belong to the same post), but I don't recognize the others? Got some links?

Maytricks Championship
The day Carl2680 became a legend

Green Apple was a legendary poster (link to profile). You can read some of his wisdom here: viewtopic.php?t=1184551#p32020749

Also, let's not forget about these:
top 15 best players of the basketball
My IQ is 197.
Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence
Jimmy Butler removes rearview mirror in his car as a symbol to never look back
Re: greg monroe peed himself while drunk
New Basketball Play: Wall of Hands
Ran into Bruno Caboclo tonight
If the ball doesn't touch the rim and it's all net, should it be worth an extra 2 points?
OT: how many pickles does rudy have?
Re: Royce White traded to Philadelphia
Gay-Love-Sessions Triangle about to occur in Minnesota?
Met Spencer Hawes last night in Toronto
Met Greivis Vasquez Last Week
Re: Can the myth that Carmelo Anthony is a ball stopper end?
Revisiting the Amazingly Sucky Juan Dixon Thread (the thread itself is nothing special but you've got to read the story)
is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball?
THE NBA AND THE "FRACTIONAL-SECOND".
OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK
I've posted my 994 th post about 100 times - is that normal?
New nickname (read the whole thread)

welp..so much for being productive

[infinite11285]

Spoiler:

We got a new all time great.

assphalt and elementals
Outdoor holds millions
Bring your pets
Pisscum Maytricks
GreenApple wordsmith
Kidd getting fired ballboy
I love you Melissa

The first three are notorious (and belong to the same post), but I don't recognize the others? Got some links?

Maytricks Championship
The day Carl2680 became a legend

Green Apple was a legendary poster (link to profile). You can read some of his wisdom here: viewtopic.php?t=1184551#p32020749

Also, let's not forget about these:
top 15 best players of the basketball
My IQ is 197.
Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence
Jimmy Butler removes rearview mirror in his car as a symbol to never look back
Re: greg monroe peed himself while drunk
New Basketball Play: Wall of Hands
Ran into Bruno Caboclo tonight
If the ball doesn't touch the rim and it's all net, should it be worth an extra 2 points?
OT: how many pickles does rudy have?
Re: Royce White traded to Philadelphia
Gay-Love-Sessions Triangle about to occur in Minnesota?
Met Spencer Hawes last night in Toronto
Met Greivis Vasquez Last Week
Re: Can the myth that Carmelo Anthony is a ball stopper end?
Revisiting the Amazingly Sucky Juan Dixon Thread (the thread itself is nothing special but you've got to read the story)
is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball?
THE NBA AND THE "FRACTIONAL-SECOND".
OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK
I've posted my 994 th post about 100 times - is that normal?
New nickname (read the whole thread)

So much gold in these old threads.

The "Is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball?" thread got me into so much trouble at work years ago, from laughing so hard.

Spoiler:

I just got a much better idea:



5v5v5v5v5v5 basketball.


You're welcome.

When RGM first started the post counter, the "I've posted my 994 th post about 100 times - is that normal?" thread is hilarious too.

[LRJ]

So I had this huge crush on this girl in 8th grade. All summer long im like doing sit ups thinking when I come back to high school im gonna pull this chick. Remember this is before the internet so we all thought eating weight gainer from GNC and doing sit ups was the key to a woman's heart.

So I'm sitting there chatting with her on aol instant messenger like every night. Her dad is a surgeon so she's rich so she's out shopping a lot. While I'm getting hit up to go raccoon hunting or play street fighter 2 all night.

Anyway I get back to school 9th grade. I'm sitting in front of her. Acting up in class. Growing my hair out. Whatever it takes. But all she cares about are the senior guys. Meanwhile her best friend has sprouted 34c's. So I end up dating her instead. All the while in love with the original girl but hey my gf is giving it up and her dad is rich. Like rich rich. Sold a software business in the 90s.

The original girl finally professes her love to me when I'm 20 or so. I been waiting forever for this but I turn her down im in a 5 year relationship.

Fast forward im 21. Rich girl dumps me bc I'm an alcoholic scumbag who barely know she exist. So I move to NYC to be with my true love. It last less than 2 weeks. She has cats and a 375 sq ft apartment. And she's like dry humping me every night telling me it cant work. I'm real confused. I even have money now why doesn't she love me?


Anyway fast forward like ten years later she wins a contest in Brooklyn and BROOK FREAKING LOPEZ shows up at her place to clean her apartment and film A short marketing video thats now on YouTube.


She looks nothing like she did in high school but deep down I still love her.

Whenever I see Brook spotting up for 3 in the corner I think of what could have been with her. And I dont often tear up physically. But emotionally I do. I can't even bring myself to watch the video of Brook cleaning her apartment. He dusts the high shelves for her because she's only 5'1.

I love you Melissa



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Damn, man.

[Vibranium]

So I had this huge crush on this girl in 8th grade. All summer long im like doing sit ups thinking when I come back to high school im gonna pull this chick. Remember this is before the internet so we all thought eating weight gainer from GNC and doing sit ups was the key to a woman's heart.

So I'm sitting there chatting with her on aol instant messenger like every night. Her dad is a surgeon so she's rich so she's out shopping a lot. While I'm getting hit up to go raccoon hunting or play street fighter 2 all night.

Anyway I get back to school 9th grade. I'm sitting in front of her. Acting up in class. Growing my hair out. Whatever it takes. But all she cares about are the senior guys. Meanwhile her best friend has sprouted 34c's. So I end up dating her instead. All the while in love with the original girl but hey my gf is giving it up and her dad is rich. Like rich rich. Sold a software business in the 90s.

The original girl finally professes her love to me when I'm 20 or so. I been waiting forever for this but I turn her down im in a 5 year relationship.

Fast forward im 21. Rich girl dumps me bc I'm an alcoholic scumbag who barely know she exist. So I move to NYC to be with my true love. It last less than 2 weeks. She has cats and a 375 sq ft apartment. And she's like dry humping me every night telling me it cant work. I'm real confused. I even have money now why doesn't she love me?


Anyway fast forward like ten years later she wins a contest in Brooklyn and BROOK FREAKING LOPEZ shows up at her place to clean her apartment and film A short marketing video thats now on YouTube.


She looks nothing like she did in high school but deep down I still love her.

Whenever I see Brook spotting up for 3 in the corner I think of what could have been with her. And I dont often tear up physically. But emotionally I do. I can't even bring myself to watch the video of Brook cleaning her apartment. He dusts the high shelves for her because she's only 5'1.

I love you Melissa



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[codydaze]

We got a new all time great.

assphalt and elementals
Outdoor holds millions
Bring your pets
Pisscum Maytricks
GreenApple wordsmith
Kidd getting fired ballboy
I love you Melissa

The first three are notorious (and belong to the same post), but I don't recognize the others? Got some links?

Maytricks Championship
The day Carl2680 became a legend

Green Apple was a legendary poster (link to profile). You can read some of his wisdom here: viewtopic.php?t=1184551#p32020749

Also, let's not forget about these:
top 15 best players of the basketball
My IQ is 197.
Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence
Jimmy Butler removes rearview mirror in his car as a symbol to never look back
Re: greg monroe peed himself while drunk
New Basketball Play: Wall of Hands
Ran into Bruno Caboclo tonight
If the ball doesn't touch the rim and it's all net, should it be worth an extra 2 points?
OT: how many pickles does rudy have?
Re: Royce White traded to Philadelphia
Gay-Love-Sessions Triangle about to occur in Minnesota?
Met Spencer Hawes last night in Toronto
Met Greivis Vasquez Last Week
Re: Can the myth that Carmelo Anthony is a ball stopper end?
Revisiting the Amazingly Sucky Juan Dixon Thread (the thread itself is nothing special but you've got to read the story)
is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball?
THE NBA AND THE "FRACTIONAL-SECOND".
OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK
I've posted my 994 th post about 100 times - is that normal?
New nickname (read the whole thread)

Lol is the guy with the stories about Hawes and Greivis Vasquez the same guy that had a post involving Linas Kleiza? I thought I remember a post involving Kleiza and a fight happening.

[Mylie10]

almost need to see the first gf to understand if he f'ed up bad by being a drunken turd.

Swedish, wealthy, nice rack, warm mouth.

I went to a relatively expensive prep academy. Most of the girls were pretty hot. They can't all be the pick of the litter but both of these girls were very attractive in their teens.

I wouldn't say I'm attracted to either of them now because they are kinda old. Still wealthy though. Beauty fades but money stays.

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How could any woman resist this level of charm? They all love being described as having a warm mouth.

You, sir, are the gift that keeps on giving.

When I make a list of the most attractive things about a woman, "Warm Mouth" is at the very top.

Seriously you ever had a woman with a cold mouth? Yukee

[RakimAbdulJabar]

I'm real confused. I even have money now why doesn't she love me?

Watch on YouTube

[ronnymac2]

Epic post. I saw 150 And1's for a long post and thought "How deep did this person go in to this Lopez crying situation?" Then I read it and legit teared up from laughter.