Did Brook Lopez cry on the bench?
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You know when he typed "Warm Mouth", he had a faraway look in his eyes. Lol
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my favorite RealGM thread of all timeinfinite11285 wrote:The "Is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball?" thread got me into so much trouble at work years ago, from laughing so hard.Spoiler:
When RGM first started the post counter, the "I've posted my 994 th post about 100 times - is that normal?" thread is hilarious too.
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If someone could put together a highlight package of Brook Lopez and splice it with the Allman brothers song "Melissa" it would really tie this thread together
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KyrieEarthing wrote:So I had this huge crush on this girl in 8th grade. All summer long im like doing sit ups thinking when I come back to high school im gonna pull this chick. Remember this is before the internet so we all thought eating weight gainer from GNC and doing sit ups was the key to a woman's heart.
So I'm sitting there chatting with her on aol instant messenger like every night. Her dad is a surgeon so she's rich so she's out shopping a lot. While I'm getting hit up to go raccoon hunting or play street fighter 2 all night.
Anyway I get back to school 9th grade. I'm sitting in front of her. Acting up in class. Growing my hair out. Whatever it takes. But all she cares about are the senior guys. Meanwhile her best friend has sprouted 34c's. So I end up dating her instead. All the while in love with the original girl but hey my gf is giving it up and her dad is rich. Like rich rich. Sold a software business in the 90s.
The original girl finally professes her love to me when I'm 20 or so. I been waiting forever for this but I turn her down im in a 5 year relationship.
Fast forward im 21. Rich girl dumps me bc I'm an alcoholic scumbag who barely know she exist. So I move to NYC to be with my true love. It last less than 2 weeks. She has cats and a 375 sq ft apartment. And she's like dry humping me every night telling me it cant work. I'm real confused. I even have money now why doesn't she love me?
Anyway fast forward like ten years later she wins a contest in Brooklyn and BROOK FREAKING LOPEZ shows up at her place to clean her apartment and film A short marketing video thats now on YouTube.
She looks nothing like she did in high school but deep down I still love her.
Whenever I see Brook spotting up for 3 in the corner I think of what could have been with her. And I dont often tear up physically. But emotionally I do. I can't even bring myself to watch the video of Brook cleaning her apartment. He dusts the high shelves for her because she's only 5'1.
I love you Melissa
When is the Lakers' next game?
Everyone in RealGM will be tearing up with you emotionally when Brook spots up for a corner 3.
Melissaaaaaaa!
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Maybe he thought of melissa at that moment.
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You would have had the hearts of every RealGM'er had you left your megahit alone for a few days. Don't film any more sequels, let it linger in its glory awhile.
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I get it. Dont oversaturate the airwaves with B side tracksImSlower wrote:You would have had the hearts of every RealGM'er had you left your megahit alone for a few days. Don't film any more sequels, let it linger in its glory awhile.
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Ayatollah wrote:John Murdoch wrote:
Celtics fan goes on rant about the raps. Good read
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You guys don't even know. I consider it entirely possible that CHL has written more words on this forum than any other single poster. And the large majority of them are about the Raptors or Kelly Olynyk.
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Looks like it wasn't just Brook, after all she lives in NY and Robin used to play for them...
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sca wrote:breatnach wrote:Sofia wrote:
We got a new all time great.
assphalt and elementals
Outdoor holds millions
Bring your pets
Pisscum Maytricks
GreenApple wordsmith
Kidd getting fired ballboy
I love you Melissa
The first three are notorious (and belong to the same post), but I don't recognize the others? Got some links?
Maytricks Championship
The day Carl2680 became a legend
Green Apple was a legendary poster (link to profile). You can read some of his wisdom here: viewtopic.php?t=1184551#p32020749
Also, let's not forget about these:
top 15 best players of the basketball
My IQ is 197.
Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence
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New Basketball Play: Wall of Hands
Ran into Bruno Caboclo tonight
If the ball doesn't touch the rim and it's all net, should it be worth an extra 2 points?
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Gay-Love-Sessions Triangle about to occur in Minnesota?
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Re: Can the myth that Carmelo Anthony is a ball stopper end?
Revisiting the Amazingly Sucky Juan Dixon Thread (the thread itself is nothing special but you've got to read the story)
is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball?
THE NBA AND THE "FRACTIONAL-SECOND".
OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK
I've posted my 994 th post about 100 times - is that normal?
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Three words:
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KyrieEarthing wrote:So I had this huge crush on this girl in 8th grade. All summer long im like doing sit ups thinking when I come back to high school im gonna pull this chick. Remember this is before the internet so we all thought eating weight gainer from GNC and doing sit ups was the key to a woman's heart.
So I'm sitting there chatting with her on aol instant messenger like every night. Her dad is a surgeon so she's rich so she's out shopping a lot. While I'm getting hit up to go raccoon hunting or play street fighter 2 all night.
Anyway I get back to school 9th grade. I'm sitting in front of her. Acting up in class. Growing my hair out. Whatever it takes. But all she cares about are the senior guys. Meanwhile her best friend has sprouted 34c's. So I end up dating her instead. All the while in love with the original girl but hey my gf is giving it up and her dad is rich. Like rich rich. Sold a software business in the 90s.
The original girl finally professes her love to me when I'm 20 or so. I been waiting forever for this but I turn her down im in a 5 year relationship.
Fast forward im 21. Rich girl dumps me bc I'm an alcoholic scumbag who barely know she exist. So I move to NYC to be with my true love. It last less than 2 weeks. She has cats and a 375 sq ft apartment. And she's like dry humping me every night telling me it cant work. I'm real confused. I even have money now why doesn't she love me?
Anyway fast forward like ten years later she wins a contest in Brooklyn and BROOK FREAKING LOPEZ shows up at her place to clean her apartment and film A short marketing video thats now on YouTube.
She looks nothing like she did in high school but deep down I still love her.
Whenever I see Brook spotting up for 3 in the corner I think of what could have been with her. And I dont often tear up physically. But emotionally I do. I can't even bring myself to watch the video of Brook cleaning her apartment. He dusts the high shelves for her because she's only 5'1.
I love you Melissa
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Warm mouth is actually a very important quality.
Another is "smoker mouth". As a non-smoker, have you ever kissed a girl who smokes? Disgusting stuff. I actually broke up with the first girl I had this experience with because of it.
Another is "smoker mouth". As a non-smoker, have you ever kissed a girl who smokes? Disgusting stuff. I actually broke up with the first girl I had this experience with because of it.
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sca wrote:breatnach wrote:Sofia wrote:
We got a new all time great.
assphalt and elementals
Outdoor holds millions
Bring your pets
Pisscum Maytricks
GreenApple wordsmith
Kidd getting fired ballboy
I love you Melissa
The first three are notorious (and belong to the same post), but I don't recognize the others? Got some links?
Maytricks Championship
The day Carl2680 became a legend
Green Apple was a legendary poster (link to profile). You can read some of his wisdom here: viewtopic.php?t=1184551#p32020749
Also, let's not forget about these:
top 15 best players of the basketball
My IQ is 197.
Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence
Jimmy Butler removes rearview mirror in his car as a symbol to never look back
Re: greg monroe peed himself while drunk
New Basketball Play: Wall of Hands
Ran into Bruno Caboclo tonight
If the ball doesn't touch the rim and it's all net, should it be worth an extra 2 points?
OT: how many pickles does rudy have?
Re: Royce White traded to Philadelphia
Gay-Love-Sessions Triangle about to occur in Minnesota?
Met Spencer Hawes last night in Toronto
Met Greivis Vasquez Last Week
Re: Can the myth that Carmelo Anthony is a ball stopper end?
Revisiting the Amazingly Sucky Juan Dixon Thread (the thread itself is nothing special but you've got to read the story)
is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball?
THE NBA AND THE "FRACTIONAL-SECOND".
OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK
I've posted my 994 th post about 100 times - is that normal?
New nickname (read the whole thread)
I feel the Lebron shows his "D" thread should be in there as well
Championships
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SMTBSI wrote:sca wrote:breatnach wrote:
The first three are notorious (and belong to the same post), but I don't recognize the others? Got some links?
Maytricks Championship
The day Carl2680 became a legend
Green Apple was a legendary poster (link to profile). You can read some of his wisdom here: viewtopic.php?t=1184551#p32020749
Also, let's not forget about these:
top 15 best players of the basketball
My IQ is 197.
Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence
Jimmy Butler removes rearview mirror in his car as a symbol to never look back
Re: greg monroe peed himself while drunk
New Basketball Play: Wall of Hands
Ran into Bruno Caboclo tonight
If the ball doesn't touch the rim and it's all net, should it be worth an extra 2 points?
OT: how many pickles does rudy have?
Re: Royce White traded to Philadelphia
Gay-Love-Sessions Triangle about to occur in Minnesota?
Met Spencer Hawes last night in Toronto
Met Greivis Vasquez Last Week
Re: Can the myth that Carmelo Anthony is a ball stopper end?
Revisiting the Amazingly Sucky Juan Dixon Thread (the thread itself is nothing special but you've got to read the story)
is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball?
THE NBA AND THE "FRACTIONAL-SECOND".
OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK
I've posted my 994 th post about 100 times - is that normal?
New nickname (read the whole thread)
Three words:
Green Gay Moon
Sad that most of those classic MSPaint-a-wiretaps have not survived.
The MS Paint A Wiretap Threads were legendary. Green Gay Moon was one of thr best posts in RGM history.
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infinite11285 wrote:SMTBSI wrote:sca wrote:Maytricks Championship
The day Carl2680 became a legend
Green Apple was a legendary poster (link to profile). You can read some of his wisdom here: viewtopic.php?t=1184551#p32020749
Also, let's not forget about these:
top 15 best players of the basketball
My IQ is 197.
Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence
Jimmy Butler removes rearview mirror in his car as a symbol to never look back
Re: greg monroe peed himself while drunk
New Basketball Play: Wall of Hands
Ran into Bruno Caboclo tonight
If the ball doesn't touch the rim and it's all net, should it be worth an extra 2 points?
OT: how many pickles does rudy have?
Re: Royce White traded to Philadelphia
Gay-Love-Sessions Triangle about to occur in Minnesota?
Met Spencer Hawes last night in Toronto
Met Greivis Vasquez Last Week
Re: Can the myth that Carmelo Anthony is a ball stopper end?
Revisiting the Amazingly Sucky Juan Dixon Thread (the thread itself is nothing special but you've got to read the story)
is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball?
THE NBA AND THE "FRACTIONAL-SECOND".
OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK
I've posted my 994 th post about 100 times - is that normal?
New nickname (read the whole thread)
Three words:
Green Gay Moon
Sad that most of those classic MSPaint-a-wiretaps have not survived.
The MS Paint A Wiretap Threads were legendary. Green Gay Moon was one of thr best posts in RGM history.
Bring em back! I’ll make a few soon
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KyrieEarthing wrote:So I had this huge crush on this girl in 8th grade. All summer long im like doing sit ups thinking when I come back to high school im gonna pull this chick. Remember this is before the internet so we all thought eating weight gainer from GNC and doing sit ups was the key to a woman's heart.
So I'm sitting there chatting with her on aol instant messenger like every night. Her dad is a surgeon so she's rich so she's out shopping a lot. While I'm getting hit up to go raccoon hunting or play street fighter 2 all night.
Anyway I get back to school 9th grade. I'm sitting in front of her. Acting up in class. Growing my hair out. Whatever it takes. But all she cares about are the senior guys. Meanwhile her best friend has sprouted 34c's. So I end up dating her instead. All the while in love with the original girl but hey my gf is giving it up and her dad is rich. Like rich rich. Sold a software business in the 90s.
The original girl finally professes her love to me when I'm 20 or so. I been waiting forever for this but I turn her down im in a 5 year relationship.
Fast forward im 21. Rich girl dumps me bc I'm an alcoholic scumbag who barely know she exist. So I move to NYC to be with my true love. It last less than 2 weeks. She has cats and a 375 sq ft apartment. And she's like dry humping me every night telling me it cant work. I'm real confused. I even have money now why doesn't she love me?
Anyway fast forward like ten years later she wins a contest in Brooklyn and BROOK FREAKING LOPEZ shows up at her place to clean her apartment and film A short marketing video thats now on YouTube.
She looks nothing like she did in high school but deep down I still love her.
Whenever I see Brook spotting up for 3 in the corner I think of what could have been with her. And I dont often tear up physically. But emotionally I do. I can't even bring myself to watch the video of Brook cleaning her apartment. He dusts the high shelves for her because she's only 5'1.
I love you Melissa
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I just read this story to my girl and we both cracked up...I don't know if this story is real but damn its entertaining.....
I'm so tired of the typical......
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KyrieEarthing wrote:
Anyway fast forward like ten years later she wins a contest in Brooklyn and BROOK FREAKING LOPEZ shows up at her place to clean her apartment and film A short marketing video thats now on YouTube.
She looks nothing like she did in high school but deep down I still love her.
Whenever I see Brook spotting up for 3 in the corner I think of what could have been with her. And I dont often tear up physically. But emotionally I do. I can't even bring myself to watch the video of Brook cleaning her apartment. He dusts the high shelves for her because she's only 5'1.
I love you Melissa
did she have to re-do all the glass in the house after he left?
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BombsquadSammy wrote:KyrieEarthing wrote:Remember this is before the internet...
...So I'm sitting there chatting with her on aol instant messenger like every night.
What was AOL like before the internet?
I still use aol mail......it's great because it gives you time to do other things while you wait for each email to load.
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