Your top ten Rockets of all time

[inquisitive]

1. Hakeem
2. Harden
3. Moses Malone
4. Calvin
5. Yao
6.elvin Hayes
7. Rudy
8. McGrady
9. Otis Thorpe
10.Ralph Sampson

Honorable Mention: Robert Reid

[moofs]

Man. Remember how hype we were on here for Stromile Swift back in the mid-2000s? Good times.

I remember some of us being excited about getting Stromile, myself included. Anyone remember Bouncey Whales? What about Skip to My Lou as starting PG launching those stupid floaters.

I was trying to find what I'd thought at the time.

Found this.

I won't whine anymore on this subject. But in my defense,what else is there to obsess about before camp starts?

How Jessica Alba is inferior to Jennifer Beals in every way possible, even though Beals is like 45 now?

Still true even though Beals is now like 55.

You. Can't. Tell.

I agree that he doesn't have the lateral quickness he used to, but he's extremely strong and more than capable of guarding the Lebrons of this league (right Moofs? ).

You're trying to make my skull spontaneously burst open so my brains can agonizingly gurgle to the floor, aren't you? Do you really need Youtube videos to upload that badly?

Wait no, AHHHHH here is the best I can find.

viewtopic.php?p=32887705#p32887705

[RaoulDuke79]

Man. Remember how hype we were on here for Stromile Swift back in the mid-2000s? Good times.

I remember some of us being excited about getting Stromile, myself included. Anyone remember Bouncey Whales? What about Skip to My Lou as starting PG launching those stupid floaters.

I was trying to find what I'd thought at the time.

Found this.

I won't whine anymore on this subject. But in my defense,what else is there to obsess about before camp starts?

How Jessica Alba is inferior to Jennifer Beals in every way possible, even though Beals is like 45 now?

Still true even though Beals is now like 55.

You. Can't. Tell.

That cleavage hasn't aged, which is to say it's no flash in the...okay I'll stop.

[moofs]

FIFTY FIVE. Blows my mind.

[jetlife_]

1. Von Wafer
2. Bob Sura
3. Brent Barry
4. Andrew Goudelock
5. Troy Daniels

[King Roosk]

1. Von Wafer
2. Bob Sura
3. Brent Barry
4. Andrew Goudelock
5. Troy Daniels

Bob Sura was great for us that year.

31 year-old Bob Sura and 34 year-old David Wesley = one of the most hilarious starting backcourts of all time.

[RaoulDuke79]

Where is the love for Ryan Bowen and Scott Padgett?

[TMU]

Where is the love for Ryan Bowen and Scott Padgett?

I'd rank The Dirkminator just outside of Top 10.

[BallerTalk]

1) Dream
2) The Beard
3) Rudy T.
4) Glide
5) Yao
6) The Franchise
7) T-Mac
8) Calvin Murphy
9) Moses Malone
10) Cat

HM #1 - The Grit Crew aka Fan Faves who did the dirty work (O.T., Elie, Herrera, Beverley, Hayes, Shane, Mr. Mean)

HM #2 - Michael Dickerson, Kevin Martin, and Sean Elliott's former kidney for their indirect roles in shaping Rockets history.

[RaoulDuke79]

Loved Michael Dickerson when we had him his rookie year and was disappointed when he got traded for Stevie. It really sucks his career got cut short due to injury.

Also, those socks! Good times.

[MaxRider]

1/Hakeem
2/Rudy T
3/Calvin Murphy
4/Moses Malone
5/Yao Ming
6/James Harden
7/Elvin Hayes
8/T-Mac
9/Drexler. I know his Rockets career as a player is short but he's still with the Rockets as announcer
10/This one is tough. So I'll make it easy for myself and make it 5-way tie lol. Just kidding. I have to go with Otis Thorpe.

Honorable mention: Mad Max, Matt Bullard (player+announcer), Ralph Sampson, Steve Francis