Last day on tinder for most likely the year. Realgm and the world are in a different place...
Beta best friends picking up chicks tabs while other dudes go home with them. Man's getting ragdolled and humiliated by Celtic fans and then suspended to top it off. And there are even realgm waste men being tagged in 'hes my best friend I couldn't live without John! Thank you for being there during my toughest moments <3' type posts. Wheres the shame? Your sense of worth? Love for yourself? My heads spinning trying to acclimate in this new environment.

I'm old and withered, this **** is a young man's game. The world is your oyster boys, take it all.
I'll root you on from here.
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