Post#871 » by ATTL » Tue May 22, 2018 4:44 am
Work in progress:
ATTL
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Ayton
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to draft you, Ayton
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man on realgm as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Ayton
No one's quick as Ayton
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Ayton's
For there's no man in the draft half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
We don't want Mo, Luca or Bagley
And we'll tell you whose team we prefer you be on
RealGM
No one jumps like Ayton
Gets pumped up like Ayton
ATTL
On defenders, nobody dunks like Ayton
Ayton
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
RealGM
No one dunks like Ayton
Gets crunk like Ayton
ATTL
No one's as much of a hunk as Ayton!
Ayton-stans
For there's no one as burly and brawny
Ayton
As you see I've got biceps to spare
ATTL
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
Ayton
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
RealGM
No one hits shots like Ayton
Smashes thots like Ayton
ATTL
In the playoffs no one gets hot like Ayton
Ayton
When I was a lad
I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown
I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
RealGM
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Ayton!
No one shoots like Ayton
Makes those hoops like Ayton
Ayton
I use trophies in all of my decorating!
RealGM
My what a guy, Ayton