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Re: OT: Anybody here ever date a woman with genital herpies? 

Post#101 » by thebuzzardman » Tue May 22, 2018 6:01 pm

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thebuzzardman wrote:People with STD's should not mingle with nor have sex with the rest of the population. Give this woman the app Herbie's Herpes Helper, the social media dating app for those with the herps.

Or you could just say "screw it", deal with it, if you love this person and are sure. Why not?

And really, since you are getting up in years, what if you get the herps and it doesn't work out? Who you going to infect in 20 years? Slow movers at the old age home?
my fiancee works as an elder care attorney, you'd be shocked at the kind of **** that happens at the old folks homes. these old folks do nothing but play bingo and **** each other.


you are correct. the highest growing STD population is the elderly. they're living longer, healthier lives and don't think they need to practice safe sex. so they are getting STDs at crazy rates.

and, they're having younger partners more connected to disease sources. it's crazy.



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Re: OT: Anybody here ever date a woman with genital herpies? 

Post#102 » by Jeff Van Gully » Tue May 22, 2018 6:03 pm

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thebuzzardman wrote:People with STD's should not mingle with nor have sex with the rest of the population. Give this woman the app Herbie's Herpes Helper, the social media dating app for those with the herps.

Or you could just say "screw it", deal with it, if you love this person and are sure. Why not?

And really, since you are getting up in years, what if you get the herps and it doesn't work out? Who you going to infect in 20 years? Slow movers at the old age home?


i remember hearing about a down low STD social media in the early 2000s when myspace and friendster were still popping. someone def thought of it.

i'm going to assume it didn't catch on (no pun intended), since you don't hear about it.

or, maybe it IS working and the users are keeping it mad chill.

nah. easy targets for ridicule and extortion.

[semi-related: i know we have jokes and all. but the stigmatization is actually a public health risk. people don't get the care they need because of it, then more people are infected. so sad becase i think most of us have engaged in risky behavior at some point and are really just lucky to not have been burned.]


Truth. That's why I'm applying my sarcasm here.


i love a good STD joke as much as the next. but it's sad. i just try to remember that i'm no better than someone who happened to catch something. i shiver when i think about some of the dumb schidt i done did.
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Re: OT: Anybody here ever date a woman with genital herpies? 

Post#103 » by Clyde_Style » Tue May 22, 2018 6:11 pm

Jeff Van Gully wrote:i love a good STD joke as much as the next. but it's sad. i just try to remember that i'm no better than someone who happened to catch something. i shiver when i think about some of the dumb schidt i done did.


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Re: OT: Anybody here ever date a woman with genital herpies? 

Post#104 » by thebuzzardman » Tue May 22, 2018 6:22 pm

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i remember hearing about a down low STD social media in the early 2000s when myspace and friendster were still popping. someone def thought of it.

i'm going to assume it didn't catch on (no pun intended), since you don't hear about it.

or, maybe it IS working and the users are keeping it mad chill.

nah. easy targets for ridicule and extortion.

[semi-related: i know we have jokes and all. but the stigmatization is actually a public health risk. people don't get the care they need because of it, then more people are infected. so sad becase i think most of us have engaged in risky behavior at some point and are really just lucky to not have been burned.]


Truth. That's why I'm applying my sarcasm here.


i love a good STD joke as much as the next. but it's sad. i just try to remember that i'm no better than someone who happened to catch something. i shiver when i think about some of the dumb schidt i done did.


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Post#105 » by HarthorneWingo » Tue May 22, 2018 6:30 pm

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Truth. That's why I'm applying my sarcasm here.


i love a good STD joke as much as the next. but it's sad. i just try to remember that i'm no better than someone who happened to catch something. i shiver when i think about some of the dumb schidt i done did.




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Re: OT: Anybody here ever date a woman with genital herpies? 

Post#106 » by Jeff Van Gully » Tue May 22, 2018 7:08 pm

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Truth. That's why I'm applying my sarcasm here.


i love a good STD joke as much as the next. but it's sad. i just try to remember that i'm no better than someone who happened to catch something. i shiver when i think about some of the dumb schidt i done did.




:lol: :lol: :lol:

ashamed to say i've never seen this movie. i'd see it on mid-way all the time and tell myself, "i'm gonna watch this from the beginning."

never happened.
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Re: OT: Anybody here ever date a woman with genital herpies? 

Post#107 » by thebuzzardman » Tue May 22, 2018 7:25 pm

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i love a good STD joke as much as the next. but it's sad. i just try to remember that i'm no better than someone who happened to catch something. i shiver when i think about some of the dumb schidt i done did.




:lol: :lol: :lol:

ashamed to say i've never seen this movie. i'd see it on mid-way all the time and tell myself, "i'm gonna watch this from the beginning."

never happened.


Whatever you do, watch a non broadcast TV version
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Re: OT: Anybody here ever date a woman with genital herpies? 

Post#108 » by Jeff Van Gully » Tue May 22, 2018 8:34 pm

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

ashamed to say i've never seen this movie. i'd see it on mid-way all the time and tell myself, "i'm gonna watch this from the beginning."

never happened.


Whatever you do, watch a non broadcast TV version


oh, of course. you don't even have to worry about that.
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Re: OT: Anybody here ever date a woman with genital herpies? 

Post#109 » by Lord Commander » Tue May 22, 2018 8:42 pm

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Jeff Van Gully wrote:
thebuzzardman wrote:
Truth. That's why I'm applying my sarcasm here.


i love a good STD joke as much as the next. but it's sad. i just try to remember that i'm no better than someone who happened to catch something. i shiver when i think about some of the dumb schidt i done did.




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Re: OT: Anybody here ever date a woman with genital herpies? 

Post#110 » by magnumt » Tue May 22, 2018 9:09 pm

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Post#111 » by Clyde_Style » Tue May 22, 2018 9:30 pm

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Re: OT: Anybody here ever date a woman with genital herpies? 

Post#112 » by Jeff Van Gully » Tue May 22, 2018 9:35 pm

also we gonna keep pretending like wingo ain't misspell herpes?
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Re: OT: Anybody here ever date a woman with genital herpies? 

Post#113 » by Synciere » Tue May 22, 2018 10:19 pm

YALL. ARE. FOOLS!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This thread had so much potential but the board isn’t desperate enough during the off-season yet. The younger me might’ve just strapped up and prayed, but how you going to ask what we’d do KNOWING she has the herpes. And yes, it deserves the ‘the’ before it.

When’s i found out about the super gonorrhea with no cure, I felt sick for an entire generation. Head used to a refuge, a safe haven for the thot and wholesome to engage freely. shout out to Jeff Van Gully for not falling for the ‘lesion’in the back of my throat’ bit too. Lol.

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Re: OT: Anybody here ever date a woman with genital herpies? 

Post#114 » by Clyde_Style » Tue May 22, 2018 10:24 pm

Jeff Van Gully wrote:also we gonna keep pretending like wingo ain't misspell herpes?


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Post#115 » by Clyde_Style » Tue May 22, 2018 10:39 pm

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Jeff Van Gully wrote:also we gonna keep pretending like wingo ain't misspell herpes?


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Re: OT: Anybody here ever date a woman with genital herpies? 

Post#116 » by Galou » Tue May 22, 2018 11:49 pm

Nope. Do yourself a favor and date a woman that's std free.
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Post#117 » by thebuzzardman » Wed May 23, 2018 12:00 am

I was going to post that Herpzingis picture but it's harder to find than you think.
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Post#118 » by Clyde_Style » Wed May 23, 2018 12:11 am

Now I can't get that Percy Sledge song When a Man Loves a Woman with Herpes out of my head
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Post#119 » by dakomish23 » Wed May 23, 2018 3:12 am

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:nod: Though I've been thinking about moving off of Long Island anyhow and Colorado (420 friendly) is one of the places I was already considering with California and Canada.


You’d really move just for that reason?

Wondering if I’d move if you could only drink whiskey in a state. :dontknow:
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Post#120 » by dakomish23 » Wed May 23, 2018 3:14 am

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El Poochio wrote:Anyone ever dated a girl with a dick?


You're just asking for a friend, right?


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