Source: Rockets forgot that they had a game on Sunday

Post #1 » by **Mr. E** » Mon May 21, 2018 1:59 pm

A verified source from the basketball desk at the Sheboygan Free Plains-Gazette claims that the Houston Rockets thought that they were on their way to a pizza party at Chuck e Cheese and were shocked to discover that the establishment was actually Oracle Arena, and that they had a game scheduled.

The team's planned Skee Ball tournament has been moved to an unspecified future date.

RaoulDuke79 · Post #2 » by **RaoulDuke79** » Mon May 21, 2018 3:53 pm

I support this thread. When the Warriors lose it’s because they didn’t show up to play, so it makes sense for the Rockets to adopt the same narrative.

Also, stop hanging out at titty bars all night before a game, that would help too maybe.

Post #3 » by **TMU** » Mon May 21, 2018 10:22 pm

It all makes sense now. Apparently, the party at Chuck E. Cheese was lit and James Harden was all hungover.

RaoulDuke79 · Post #4 » by **RaoulDuke79** » Mon May 21, 2018 10:27 pm

TMU wrote:It all makes sense now. Apparently, the party at Chuck E. Cheese was lit and James Harden was all hungover.

Were they making it rain for Helen Henny?

Post #5 » by **TMU** » Tue May 22, 2018 12:57 am

RaoulDuke79 wrote:
TMU wrote:It all makes sense now. Apparently, the party at Chuck E. Cheese was lit and James Harden was all hungover.

Were they making it rain for Helen Henny?

moofs · Post #6 » by **moofs** » Tue May 22, 2018 4:16 am

^ true gem.

Post #7 » by **Mr. E** » Tue May 22, 2018 12:45 pm

TMU wrote:
RaoulDuke79 wrote:
TMU wrote:It all makes sense now. Apparently, the party at Chuck E. Cheese was lit and James Harden was all hungover.

Were they making it rain for Helen Henny?

We need more Rockets wins this season because this is going straight into the victory dance!

Post #8 » by **Mr. E** » Wed May 23, 2018 3:37 am

Now they can go to Chuck E Cheese...just be ready for Game 5!

Post #9 » by **TMU** » Wed May 23, 2018 4:04 am

Mr. E wrote:Now they can go to Chuck E Cheese...just be ready for Game 5!

Who else will be there tonight?