THIS IS HOME PLATE. PLAYERS SCORE RUNS HERE. THIS IS HOW YOU WIN
THIS IS A HOME RUN. IT MOTIVATES TEAMS:
THESE ARE AWFUL PLAYERS, DON'T PLAY THEM:
THIS IS A HOME RUN PARK. IF WE CAN'T HIT A HOMER HERE SEASON IS OVER:
THIS GUY NEEDS RUN SUPPORT:
PLEASE WIN COBS
NOTE TO JIM HENDRY
PLEASE PUT DOWN THE DAMN BACONATOR AND MAKE A DEAL:














